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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

graph posted:

i dont think a lot of fans of think pro wrestling is a power fantasy for nazi cops

or else they'd be doing hard times *guitar riff*

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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
hahd timesth dadday

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



bob dobbs is dead posted:

they don't make poo poo from outside rich countries

they didn't even make money from the fuckin genocide

yea probably not lol :(

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

bob dobbs is dead posted:

they don't make poo poo from outside rich countries

they didn't even make money from the fuckin genocide

yeah it's even sadder than it looks

genocide overseas is just collateral damage from their navel-gazing algorithms that earn them five dollars a year per user in america

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene
people get murdered in europe and asia so facebook can make five bucks a year off of your racist grandparents in arizona

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



rjmccall posted:

how do you gently caress up the quote that bad tho

i guess you just need it repeated a few times so you can hear it right, maybe a bit louder and angrier each time

could even set it to a catchy tune, too

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



Notorious b.s.d. posted:

people get murdered in europe and asia so facebook can make five bucks a year off of your racist grandparents in arizona

but I bet the engagement numbers on the articles about the genocides are killer though

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

people get murdered in europe and asia so facebook can make five bucks a year off of your racist grandparents in arizona

gently caress people get murdered in america for the same reason, it's not like providing swimming pools full of festering poo poo stew for people to soak themselves in has no effect here

prisoner of waffles
May 8, 2007

Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

people get murdered in europe and asia so facebook can make five bucks a year off of your racist grandparents in arizona

imperialism 2.0, babyyyyy

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

he’s been transitioning into politics for a few years now which is p cool too

but then again i thought the same thing of al franken

he's campaigned for labour for years and snuck onto the national executive committee because internal politics knocked one of the elected members off and he got the next-largest number of votes

he also calls himself a radical centrist so he's gonna get voted off immediately, because gently caress people who describe themselves as "centrists" when the fash are ascendent and the ruling party has killed upwards of 150,000 people just to pay for a corporation tax cut

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

people get murdered in europe and asia so facebook can make five bucks a year off of your racist grandparents in arizona

nah mccains dead now

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
your grandfather fell out of his seat in the senate trolley?

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
What role did facebook really playing the arab spring? I know lots were attributing ~social media~ to it but I don't know if I believe that entirely.

im sure if it was more happening now, @jack and fuckerberg et al. would be trying to can it and ban users

DELETE CASCADE
Oct 25, 2017

i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003
why are all the news channels going on and on about mccain and his dedication to service? like yeah i get it he was a veteran and in the senate a long time and that's what you're "supposed to do". but the right hates mccain because he wouldn't go along with trump's maga chud agenda, and the left hates mccain because he either directly murdered or caused to be murdered thousands of brown people (also sarah palin), so who the hell is watching this and crying outside of people who actually knew the guy

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

the whole chud-hate is hilarious, he went along with like 95% of their poo poo and was constantly calling for the bombing of brown people but he Wasn't Overtly Racist Enough

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
the news channels would love to pretend that we're still living in a world where all politicians are basically good people worthy of respect

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

DELETE CASCADE posted:

why are all the news channels going on and on about mccain and his dedication to service? like yeah i get it he was a veteran and in the senate a long time and that's what you're "supposed to do". but the right hates mccain because he wouldn't go along with trump's maga chud agenda, and the left hates mccain because he either directly murdered or caused to be murdered thousands of brown people (also sarah palin), so who the hell is watching this and crying outside of people who actually knew the guy

the right hates mccain because even though he was fine with their agenda he understood that the liberal cowards wouldn't oppose him if he didn't actually say what they were going to do

the center likes mccain because they believe in decorum more than the value of human life and prevention of suffering

the left hates mccain because of who he was as a person and what he did

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

DELETE CASCADE posted:

why are all the news channels going on and on about mccain and his dedication to service? like yeah i get it he was a veteran and in the senate a long time and that's what you're "supposed to do". but the right hates mccain because he wouldn't go along with trump's maga chud agenda, and the left hates mccain because he either directly murdered or caused to be murdered thousands of brown people (also sarah palin), so who the hell is watching this and crying outside of people who actually knew the guy

imagine if you live your entire life slavishly obsessed with the goings ons and doings of those vastly more powerful than you. This obsession means you make jack poo poo, few people really like you, and you spend your time in a city obsessed with status and drama. So you pretend that those rich people really *matter to you personally* that when mccain died it actually made you *feel* because otherwise your life as a reporter is an empty husk of watching the powerful own you.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
john mccain literally sucked the government's teet his entire live. he was a welfare queen from birth to the grave.

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
mccain may have been a hero in vietnam but he died a coward.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



mccain's career is one of failing upward. he literally would never have gotten to where he did if his father wasn't an admiral. if he was anyone else, he would have been permanently grounded after his second crash (never mind the third one).

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
he probably wouldn't have even got into annapolis but for his heritage. he graduated 5th from last in his class.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

third one wasn’t his fault

first two would’ve grounded him in today’s service but back then it was not uncommon. even astronauts got away with flying too low and wrecking their planes with no consequence

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

Endless Mike posted:

mccain's career is one of failing upward. he literally would never have gotten to where he did if his father wasn't an admiral. if he was anyone else, he would have been permanently grounded after his second crash (never mind the third one).
g_d I hope his awful daughter doesn't end up running the un or something

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

goddamnedtwisto posted:

he also calls himself a radical centrist

lol i thought he was a socialist or something

lmao jfc

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Endless Mike posted:

mccain's career is one of failing upward. he literally would never have gotten to where he did if his father wasn't an admiral. if he was anyone else, he would have been permanently grounded after his second crash (never mind the third one).

he took down 4 US planes personally and destroyed another 21 on the USS forrestal

truly he was vietnam's greatest hero

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

his plane is the one that was hit in the forrestal fire so you can't credit that one to him

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
post-facts america notwithstanding the bombs dropped outta his plane so i'm gonna


tbf i think he blamed himself in his book anyway as like a humblebrag since he was considered a hero thanks to his actions in the incident

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug
"if you say 'US destroyer John McCain' you still have to clarify which one"

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

post-facts america notwithstanding the bombs dropped outta his plane so i'm gonna


tbf i think he blamed himself in his book anyway as like a humblebrag since he was considered a hero thanks to his actions in the incident

if you read a biography of his military career he seriously sounds like he wanted to die after the fire

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



H.P. Hovercraft posted:

post-facts america notwithstanding the bombs dropped outta his plane so i'm gonna


tbf i think he blamed himself in his book anyway as like a humblebrag since he was considered a hero thanks to his actions in the incident

bombs probably spontaneously fall off of planes hit by missels in the air too but you just don't notice because the napalm doesn't fall on a crowded aircraft carrier deck

angry_keebler
Jul 16, 2006

In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?

DELETE CASCADE posted:

why are all the news channels going on and on about mccain and his dedication to service?

he was a huge scumbag who should have been impeached and imprisoned, but he obviously disliked the president and he managed to embarrass trump almost two times, so actually he was the lion of the senate and maybe the greatest man who has ever lived

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

hobbesmaster posted:

if you read a biography of his military career he seriously sounds like he wanted to die after the fire

was his final mission the warcrime one where he bombed a civilian factory

or did he do that a bunch

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

target selection was really loving bad in the vietnam war; but it was a power plant supposedly

he ignored a SA-2 lighting up his radar warning receiver so was either target fixated or didn't care he was about to go down

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

was his final mission the warcrime one where he bombed a civilian factory

or did he do that a bunch

didnt he bomb civilians in cambodia?

muckswirler
Oct 22, 2008

all i meant was racist idiot shitbubbas LOVE rasslin'. I'm sorry if I got a little flowery, graph.

also every source says 'some of those that work forces' which makes no sense at all and the lyrics are clearly 'some of those AT work forces' and if they aren't they should be :colbert:

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

fart simpson posted:

didnt he bomb civilians in cambodia?

yes

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
gently caress palmer luckey but that's a p good headline

http://palmerluckey.com/magic-leap-is-a-tragic-heap/

monthly reminder magic leap is the theranos of ar

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

hobbesmaster posted:

target selection was really loving bad in the vietnam war; but it was a power plant supposedly

it was a light bulb plant lol

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Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

gently caress palmer luckey but that's a p good headline

http://palmerluckey.com/magic-leap-is-a-tragic-heap/

monthly reminder magic leap is the theranos of ar

idk they're actually shipping something (in extremely small numbers) that works (with a minuscule pov) and doesn't require trucking blood to commercial labs

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