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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
jesus christ glenn greenwald owns 24 dogs

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Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

paranoid randroid posted:

jesus christ glenn greenwald owns 24 dogs

Are you trying to make me like the man

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Pirate Radar posted:

Are you trying to make me like the man

he also lives in a literal mansion next to a favela

extremely good optics imo

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
Oh yeah I forgot he lives in Rio with his husband

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
Is it because he works from home that he has time for 24 dogs in his life? I think I could manage having four, five tops, and that’s assuming I worked partly from home or had somebody else around who could help

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
i guess he just lets 'em run around the property? youd still need a specific groundskeeper dedicated to picking up all the poo poo

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




24 bulldogs trained to hunt poor brazilians, each named after a different southern u.s. state

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW

paranoid randroid posted:

*sucks air through teeth* i mean if i made a dispensation for australia im afraid i have to do the same for ohio

No you don't just be an arbitrary gently caress.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW
You didn't put those people in Ohio. God did.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW
Presumably for their many thousands of ultra-sins.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
i mean i guess greenwald can claim he isnt disconnected from teh struggles of the working class because he can walk out on his veranda and look down at them like a medieval french baron

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/1034102085338521603

Paracaidas
Sep 24, 2016
Consistently Tedious!
Between "why can't I say the word?" and the return of treating chattel slavery and private healthcare as comparable, I regret to inform you my people are extremely on our poo poo today.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

paranoid randroid posted:

jesus christ glenn greenwald owns 24 dogs

You actually finished reading that wall of text? I gave up pretty early

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

paragon1 posted:

Presumably for their many thousands of ultra-sins.

and not the cool ultra sins

the bad ones

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
cool ultra sins:
- hailing satan on the sabbath
- eating rear end
- laughing cuz john mccain is dead

bad ultra sins:
- liking nickelback
- ohio

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


is this like saying hail satan

https://twitter.com/peta2/status/1033422514523975681

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

paranoid randroid posted:

bad ultra sins:
- liking nickelback
- ohio

- voting libertarian
- soylent

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
mr president! sir! why flag not low!

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
how dare u siiiirrrr

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Ohio is p cool imo.

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

Volkerball posted:

Ohio is p cool imo.

the classic example of the ultra sinner

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

*volkerball, wiping skyline chili off of his maw*
“actually, john mcafee has some good ideas”

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

stone cold posted:

skyline chili”

gently caress you for making me google that. Can't unsee. :smith:

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Ohio is culturally the music video for break stuff by limp bizkit which I find refreshing.

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
ohio is like if you could somehow put an entire state out back of a 7/11

Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007


ohio is for lovers

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

luxury handset posted:

ohio is like if you could somehow put an entire state out back of a 7/11

treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong

Volkerball posted:

Ohio is p cool imo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLxesLJ6f9A

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

Randler posted:

gently caress you for making me google that. Can't unsee. :smith:

:rip:

it’s a kals tier atrocity

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Why is there so much cheese

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

kustomkarkommando posted:

Why is there so much cheese

alas, ohio

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Real patriots eat cheese by the pound to support our farmers

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

stone cold posted:

*volkerball, wiping skyline chili off of his maw*
“actually, john mcafee has some good ideas”

john macafee had at least one good idea, that being selling his company for a bajillion dollars and never wanting for anything again

too bad about every other idea hes had

Paracaidas
Sep 24, 2016
Consistently Tedious!
Kyle, a 30 year old office worker who has only vague recollections of 9/11, looked at me as he stood astride his friend's food truck. "Watching twitter dunk on Zito", he confessed haltingly, "is the only thing that makes me feel whole anymore"

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Randler posted:

gently caress you for making me google that. Can't unsee. :smith:

you should see what they did for st patrick's day

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
it should also be noted cincinnati was largely settled by germans

Paracaidas
Sep 24, 2016
Consistently Tedious!
settled truly is the best way to describe choosing Cincy, or anything within.

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
tbf dumping a vat of watery hot dog chili on a plate of spaghetti is a greek thing

the germans were the ones who looked at barbecue and said how can ruin that by dumping a ton of sugar on it

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paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW

Submarine Sandpaper posted:

ohio is for lovers

This is a falsehood of staggering magnitude. It breaks the light barrier and blasts every possible point with anti-truth with such intensity that it is intruding on the thoughts of all beings, great, small ,and strange. Impossible constructs of living gas that reside on the fringe of a different galactic super cluster from our own, whose thoughts travel for light years and whose very conceptions of all things don't even remotely parallel our own, are all shrieking out "Oh that's some total bullshit right there!" all at once, in English.

You've done irreparable harm and made the entire universe a quantitatively and qualitatively worse place. Shame on you.

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