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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
that was a very nice meltdown from milo

would read again

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bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧


Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
More rally schad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiIYEmpWaaQ

e. I'm glad that this was the first result when I googled "rally ayayay"

Kennel has a new favorite as of 18:02 on Aug 26, 2018

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

purple death ray posted:

incredibly old idiot: "Trump...bad."
incredibly old idiot: *falls in line anyway*
everyone in the world: "wow what a maverick renegade, never afraid to stand up for his beliefs, truly this was the conscience of american politics"
McCain was a piece of poo poo, but his theatrical thumbs-down against repealing the ACA should get him a couple decades off his time in hell. Watching Yertle's smug smile fade away as he realizes he's hosed is primo schaden.

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

PainterofCrap posted:

Friend of mine died when his car rolled on him like that. Not wearing a seatbelt.
I heard a case on grand jury duty where a drunk driver rolled his car and sent his seatbeltless friend flying out of the back window to the other side of the road and then left his friend to lie there dying all night while he ran away from the accident.

Wear your seatbelt.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

SubponticatePoster posted:

McCain was a piece of poo poo, but his theatrical thumbs-down against repealing the ACA should get him a couple decades off his time in hell. Watching Yertle's smug smile fade away as he realizes he's hosed is primo schaden.

Yeah, him keeping millions in terrified suspense so he could show boat is a heroic trait, yesiree

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Have you seen the turtle's face in that moment? It was totally worth it.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

chitoryu12 posted:

https://twitter.com/2020fight/status/1033162713378127873?s=21

The thread includes more pictures proving it’s real.

maybe he was going for that thin blue line flag aesthetic

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Yeah, him keeping millions in terrified suspense so he could show boat is a heroic trait, yesiree
I didn't say he was heroic, I said he was a piece of poo poo. McConnell's reaction is the definition of this thread.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

SubponticatePoster posted:

I didn't say he was heroic, I said he was a piece of poo poo. McConnell's reaction is the definition of this thread.

The entertainment value is high, I'll give you that

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

trickybiscuits posted:

I heard a case on grand jury duty where a drunk driver rolled his car and sent his seatbeltless friend flying out of the back window to the other side of the road and then left his friend to lie there dying all night while he ran away from the accident.

Wear your seatbelt.

And that friend's name was

vvvvvvv

He doesn't know the words to your national anthem, either. And was there ever an explanation about the "God bless the Uniter smersh vh miceia" thing?

Weatherman has a new favorite as of 23:09 on Aug 26, 2018

Shit Fuckasaurus
Oct 14, 2005

i think right angles might be an abomination against nature you guys
Lipstick Apathy

canyoneer posted:

maybe he was going for that thin blue line flag aesthetic

The Thin Blue Line flag has the blue line as the 6th from the top, directly below the block the stars are in, and the rest of the flag is black and white.

There's no saving this. Trump doesn't remember the flag of the nation he's the leader of.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
At least he stayed between the lines.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

At least he stayed between the lines.

Of course. Trump doesn't want to mix colors.

ZeusCannon
Nov 5, 2009

BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH
Grimey Drawer
Heyoooooooo

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010

Codependent Poster posted:

Of course. Trump doesn't want to mix colors.

:thurman:

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




https://i.imgur.com/gGx17N4.mp4

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Was that guy an idiot who tried to brake check someone on the interstate?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Was that guy an idiot who tried to brake check someone on the interstate?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCEwNjvlAGE

Person ahead of them was slowing down because the exit was backed up or something, it looks like. The Cadillac was tailgating the red truck, whose driver was distracted. The truck dodged at the last second, and the Cadillac plowed into the car.

BovineFury
Oct 28, 2007
I moo for great justice!
Bath time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exS_23-Rrs0

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!
Was one those dogs named Seven?

mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH

Coxswain Balls posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCEwNjvlAGE

Person ahead of them was slowing down because the exit was backed up or something, it looks like. The Cadillac was tailgating the red truck, whose driver was distracted. The truck dodged at the last second, and the Cadillac plowed into the car.

That's a classic case of 2 distracted drivers. The driver of the camera car was behaving normally. That same situation happens nearly every day on my way at a particular ramp on the way to work but no-one ever crashes. 2 jackasses in a row will do that though.

Seriously, you're in an exit lane. Be prepared to slow down.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://i.imgur.com/qGDFISj.gifv

My dog would do this, then get home and go "there's no way I'm getting in that bath full of clean water, are you mad?"

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

SubponticatePoster posted:

McCain was a piece of poo poo, but his theatrical thumbs-down against repealing the ACA should get him a couple decades off his time in hell. Watching Yertle's smug smile fade away as he realizes he's hosed is primo schaden.

Then he voted to kill the individual mandate a few months later.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Memento posted:

https://i.imgur.com/qGDFISj.gifv

My dog would do this, then get home and go "there's no way I'm getting in that bath full of clean water, are you mad?"

There's no way a dog would just do this. This is animal abuse!

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
https://i.imgur.com/CnMJO0p.mp4

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
At first I thought that was the "how could you do this to me" pose, but then I realized that's actually the "your head, up his rear end in a top hat, fucker" glare. Boy you done hosed.

Elkyrie
Mar 18, 2014

Pure, unadulterated hate :allears:

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Memento posted:

https://i.imgur.com/qGDFISj.gifv

My dog would do this, then get home and go "there's no way I'm getting in that bath full of clean water, are you mad?"

"But I just gave myself a bath, why do I need another one?"

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
I think it's more of a "that other water had way more interesting smells". Dogs love anything with some stank on it.

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

I think it's more of a "that other water had way more interesting smells". Dogs love anything with some stank on it.

"I finally got the perfect balance of rotting leaves, dead squirrel, and stagnant puddle, and you want to wash it off? WTF dude?"

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

Coxswain Balls posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCEwNjvlAGE

Person ahead of them was slowing down because the exit was backed up or something, it looks like. The Cadillac was tailgating the red truck, whose driver was distracted. The truck dodged at the last second, and the Cadillac plowed into the car.

The real cherry on top here is the red truck that caused the mess by reacting way too late just kind of merges back with traffic and continues on his merry way. Not even a twinge of responsibility for indirectly damaging four+ cars. I'm not saying he's the only one at fault, but it takes a certain amount of confidence to roll away from that mess with a clean conscious.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Azathoth posted:

"I finally got the perfect balance of rotting leaves, dead squirrel, and stagnant puddle, and you want to wash it off? WTF dude?"

Back when Big Dog was still around, he never minded baths with one exception. About once or twice a year he'd manage to catch a squirrel and his muzzle and upper chest looked like the floor of an abattoir. He'd get such an indignant look when I immediately pulled out the wading pool to wash him.

Atmus
Mar 8, 2002

LawfulWaffle posted:

The real cherry on top here is the red truck that caused the mess by reacting way too late just kind of merges back with traffic and continues on his merry way. Not even a twinge of responsibility for indirectly damaging four+ cars. I'm not saying he's the only one at fault, but it takes a certain amount of confidence to roll away from that mess with a clean conscious.

"Well, I avoided the accident entirely. They don't need me, I may as well go home!"

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


https://twitter.com/consequence/status/1033738391433764864

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001


not all heroes wear capes, but she seems crazy enough that she might

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
What is a cape, if not a backwards blood smock for use in your chicken altar

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

I thought she was crazy and disgusting for her uncleaned chicken slaughtering closet, but apparently that poo poo works.

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Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

If you don’t believe in sorcery and magic you’re living in a fantasy land my friend

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