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bike tory posted:I've seen it a bunch of times and I still don't really get this. The dog makes a weird distressed growling sound? I'm sorry for your lack of humor, I'm laughing with tears in my eyes.
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It's hissing a bit like a snake or cat (so it triggers the "that doesn't sound like what I expect" part of the human humor reaction), gives the camera a very human "I'm dying inside" look and also when someone says "I got this on camera" it renews its snarl like it understood that this humiliation will be immortalized on the internet. Does that help?
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Aug 28, 2018 02:32
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I don’t remember if it was in this thread or some other thread where someone posted videos of the two greatest storytellers. The first was a black lady saying how she escaped from a fire and it ended with her going drat NOT TODAY and the second was also a black guy telling a story of I think a crash and I watched both videos back to back and nearly threw up from laughing so hard
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Calaveron posted:I don’t remember if it was in this thread or some other thread where someone posted videos of the two greatest storytellers. The first was a black lady saying how she escaped from a fire and it ended with her going drat NOT TODAY and the second was also a black guy telling a story of I think a crash and I watched both videos back to back and nearly threw up from laughing so hard I said OH LORDY JESUS THERES A FIRE! That's the "ain't nobody got time for that" lady. I know I've seen the other clip as well, and it was hilarious, but I cant think of the name.
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marshmallow creep posted:It's hissing a bit like a snake or cat (so it triggers the "that doesn't sound like what I expect" part of the human humor reaction), gives the camera a very human "I'm dying inside" look and also when someone says "I got this on camera" it renews its snarl like it understood that this humiliation will be immortalized on the internet. Does that help? 
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Aug 28, 2018 02:48
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bike tory posted:I've seen it a bunch of times and I still don't really get this. The dog makes a weird distressed growling sound? yeah it just looks like two annoying people pissing off a dog for twitter hearts or w/e
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Aug 28, 2018 02:52
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Zipperelli. posted:I said OH LORDY JESUS THERES A FIRE! Nope, not that lady. She describes she was making breakfast for her kids when she was told there was a fire
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Aug 28, 2018 03:00
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Calaveron posted:Nope, not that lady. She describes she was making breakfast for her kids when she was told there was a fire https://youtu.be/rau_SERMJEU
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Aug 28, 2018 03:07
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Wasn’t that one staged?
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Aug 28, 2018 05:35
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Joke all you want, but the man's gotta have his ribs.
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Aug 28, 2018 05:41
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this ain't even funny to me man saved his kids, and everything else is covered by insurance. if you got time then of course you save the ribs.
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Aug 28, 2018 06:13
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Aug 28, 2018 06:31
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 Stupid sexy Saurons need the most attention!
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Aug 28, 2018 07:28
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Lmbo
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Evilreaver posted:
i can't believe i've never heard that simpsons mashup before
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lol
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bike tory posted:I've seen it a bunch of times and I still don't really get this. The dog makes a weird distressed growling sound? oh my god why do i do this why do i subject myself to posts gently caress
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bike tory posted:I've seen it a bunch of times and I still don't really get this. The dog makes a weird distressed growling sound? It's relaxing to pet dogs. You don't need to read anything into it my dude. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLu2CFDBJk0
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Aug 28, 2018 14:29
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It's pretty unfair to force those dogs to react that way just for fake internet points. If they want to keep it fair then they should stick to Marquess of Queensberry rules and punch the gently caress out of each other as equals.  https://i.imgur.com/mp11moX.mp4
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Aug 28, 2018 15:02
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trim your pubes man, drat
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Aug 28, 2018 15:09
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:It's pretty unfair to force those dogs to react that way just for fake internet points. Not sure if this is actually true or not, but supposedly there’s been an uptick of dogs being returned to shelters for not being instagram cute enough. I hope it’s not true but it probably is because people are awful.
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Aug 28, 2018 17:41
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Trabant posted:trim your pubes man, drat Just a healthy part of the mail anatomy.
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Aug 28, 2018 17:49
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Super Grocery Kart posted:Not sure if this is actually true or not, but supposedly there’s been an uptick of dogs being returned to shelters for not being instagram cute enough. I hope it’s not true but it probably is because people are awful. Following on from the previous uptick of handbag-sized dogs being dumped at shelters because it turns out that you aren't as wealthy as the socialites in the glossy magazines who have plenty of maid to take care of the band-tempered little poo poo.
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Aug 28, 2018 17:57
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Do we seriously need to update the slogan? A dog is for life, not just for likes.
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Lobok posted:Just a healthy part of the mail anatomy. 
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Lobok posted:Just a healthy part of the mail anatomy. 
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Does anyone know if the person that runs the fake God accounts on FB and Twitter is a goon? I swear I see the same content with almost the same jokes from them but always a day or two after I’ve seen them here on the forums.
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Ommin posted:Does anyone know if the person that runs the fake God accounts on FB and Twitter is a goon? I swear I see the same content with almost the same jokes from them but always a day or two after I’ve seen them here on the forums. There are multiple god accounts, at least one of them might be a goon.
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Ommin posted:Does anyone know if the person that runs the fake God accounts on FB and Twitter is a goon? I swear I see the same content with almost the same jokes from them but always a day or two after I’ve seen them here on the forums. wait there's a real one?
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Bertrand Hustle posted:There are multiple god accounts, at least one of them might be a goon. Oh. Right on. There is one in particular that I see a lot and appears to repost from Woke Sloth often. I don’t know. It’s just seemed way more than coincidental, but the internet is also kind of a small place. A Moose posted:wait there's a real one? Yeah, I deserve that. And I can’t really justify why I worded it that way. 
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Ommin posted:Does anyone know if the person that runs the fake God accounts on FB and Twitter is a goon? I swear I see the same content with almost the same jokes from them but always a day or two after I’ve seen them here on the forums. I like how you clarified that it's the "fake God" accounts. We all know a goon really isn't God.
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beep-beep car is go posted:I like how you clarified that it's the "fake God" accounts. We all know a goon really isn't God. Nah, but but given the state of things God is probably a goon
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DJ Fuckboy Supreme posted:Nah, but but given the state of things God is probably a goon Sits in isolation, affecting nothing, clear infallible sense of what's right and wrong in all things Checks out.
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A Moose posted:wait there's a real one? That's literally the premise of a show starting this fall. A guy gets friended by God on Facebook.
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muscles like this! posted:That's literally the premise of a show starting this fall. A guy gets friended by God on Facebook. A better version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy_sMrsOVJU
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