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ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
So glad those coin things were never a thing when I was in.

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mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
Minting coins out of vanity was prohibitively expensive in the pre industrial age grandpa, we get it

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


A guy in my shop during the deployment spent 6 months killing himself trying to get a coin or some other kind of recognition. Of course nobody loves us so that didn't happen. He'd become a real passive aggressive baby by the end of the deployment too, so we were pretty tired of his poo poo. He wanted to make sure everyone knew he was the one who cleaned out the fridge all by himself. So one of our guys went and bought the cheapest shittiest coin he could find at the BX and slipped it into his bag right before he left with a note thanking him for cleaning the fridge.

Coins come across as lovely recognition mostly because anyone important enough to have their own coins doesn't know who's out there working hard day to day. They breeze in and coin whoever even if that person is a complete retard who very well might rape someone tomorrow.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
I gotta admit, I got one from a tanker BC and I thought it was neat because it was a replica of a tank final drive.

But then I just gave it to another dude when I ets'd so I mustn't have thought it was that neat after all.

Softface
Feb 16, 2011

Some things can't be unseen
The only coin I've ever gotten that I thought was worth a drat was from the NSA Senior Enlisted, who came and hung out with us in the sweatshop while we didn't have poo poo to do but couldn't leave on Christmas. Everything else I'm fine melting down into ammunition for Civil War II.

Kaliber
Jun 17, 2005

Casimir Radon posted:

A guy in my shop during the deployment spent 6 months killing himself trying to get a coin or some other kind of recognition. Of course nobody loves us so that didn't happen. He'd become a real passive aggressive baby by the end of the deployment too, so we were pretty tired of his poo poo. He wanted to make sure everyone knew he was the one who cleaned out the fridge all by himself. So one of our guys went and bought the cheapest shittiest coin he could find at the BX and slipped it into his bag right before he left with a note thanking him for cleaning the fridge.

Coins come across as lovely recognition mostly because anyone important enough to have their own coins doesn't know who's out there working hard day to day. They breeze in and coin whoever even if that person is a complete retard who very well might rape someone tomorrow.

My favorite coin is from the commander of Pacom. Only because his aide had over a thousand coins in his cargo pockets that the 4 star was trying to dump due to the commands name change. The aide looked like he hated life a little more than I did and it made it worth it.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

I got one from an Australian 1 star. Thats probably the coolest one. Besides the USAEUR monstrosity and only because people.ask 'what the gently caress is that?'

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Acebuckeye13 posted:

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1034263750147272704

I'm starting to get the feeling these people aren't very bright.

Lol at How

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Hoooooo boy this should go down well in gip

https://i.stuff.co.nz/national/politics/106646095/criticism-over-chelsea-mannings-nz-visit-is-about-condemning-whistleblowers

dscruffy1
Nov 22, 2007

Look out!
Nap Ghost
I was "deployed" to Manas and maintained the wifi network back in 2012. My commander was a previous Marine sergeant who commisioned to the Air Force. He was pretty down to earth, he'd stop by my office once in a while and we'd shoot the poo poo about the state of the US and what sort of stuff I was working on.

His coin wasn't for exceptional achievement. I don't have it on hand for the exact wording but it's for something like "acceptable achievement in the pursuit of combat endeavors". I need to dig it up again to get the real feel for it.

Basically what I'm saying is that I enjoyed working under Steve O'Bannon and I'm not sure where he is now. Not to be confused with the racist shitbag of similar name.

Jarmak
Jan 24, 2005

Most of my coins have some sort of event or story behind them so they're nice mementos. Stuff like battalion coins from deployment. My "best" is probably a division coin the deputy Commander of the 101 gave me when he came around pinning purple hearts in the Bagram ICU.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I had a coin that had Cartman with "screw you guys I'm going home" on one side. Found it in my barracks room in Korea when I got there.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

I had a coin that had Cartman with "screw you guys I'm going home" on one side. Found it in my barracks room in Korea when I got there.

lol

I love this because it perfectly encapsulates coin culture.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Pogs but for adults

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Proud Christian Mom posted:

Pogs but for adults

But enough about bitcoin.

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

ded posted:

So glad those coin things were never a thing when I was in.

:same:

bengy81
May 8, 2010
Coins were better than a letter of commendation, at least it only took a couple minutes to shake hands with an admiral and you could always put them in a tube sock and weaponize them if needed.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
I got a coin for being deployed on my birthday. Made everything better.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Soulex posted:

I got one from an Australian 1 star. Thats probably the coolest one. Besides the USAEUR monstrosity and only because people.ask 'what the gently caress is that?'

Was it the dude in charge of contracting for ISAF around 2013-14? I got his coin and it had a kangaroo on it. Only challenge coin I ever gave a poo poo about.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

facialimpediment posted:

Here is the NYT's official photographer's picture of this moment.

https://twitter.com/hildyjohns/status/1034262894274199553

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bm_0z-kjpiA/?hl=en&taken-by=nytmills

I personally think it will be one of those pictures in history books in 20-30 years.

Someone needs to photoshop in the flag he hosed up coloring and a few crayons onto his desk.

Dwanyelle
Jan 13, 2008

ISRAEL DOESN'T HAVE CIVILIANS THEY'RE ALL VALID TARGETS
I'm a huge dickbag ignore me
I missed out on getting a coin from the 101st commander cause I was home on leave, completely poo poo faced drunk.

Dwanyelle
Jan 13, 2008

ISRAEL DOESN'T HAVE CIVILIANS THEY'RE ALL VALID TARGETS
I'm a huge dickbag ignore me

Thalantos posted:

I missed out on getting a coin from the 101st commander cause I was home on leave, completely poo poo faced drunk.

I'm more sad that I was home on leave and missed the raid where they FINALLY nailed the IA battalion commander who was buddy buddy with the local insurgents.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Thalantos posted:

I missed out on getting a coin from the 101st commander cause I was home on leave, completely poo poo faced drunk.

That reminds me of ACU issue. We just got back from deployment and they scheduled our issue in the middle of block leave. I went to Nova Scotia on block leave, so I was never issued any.

Bought one pair, wore it the gently caress out over the next year.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

how has nobody made a coin with Milhouse and the "pogs are back" quote on it

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

I can't wait till the Military turns to Pokemon cards for morale rather than Pogs.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Smiling Jack posted:

how has nobody made a coin with Milhouse and the "pogs are back" quote on it

"Pogs are back, in REMF form!"

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

CommieGIR posted:

I can't wait till the Military turns to Pokemon cards for morale rather than Pogs.

POGamon! In the format of MtG, With a picture of a challenge coin and a quote from terminal lance.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

M_Gargantua posted:

POGamon! In the format of MtG, With a picture of a challenge coin and a quote from terminal lance.

FNG tapped my lands, I counter with my 1st Shirt Card.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

real service members swap green weenie stories instead of flair

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

EBB posted:

real service members swap green weenie stories instead of flair

Checks DD-214 Oh god, it says fake service member right there :(

Steezo
Jun 16, 2003
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!


EBB posted:

real service members swap green weenie

rear end 2 rear end?

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1034435234043977729

We live in the dumbest loving timeline.

Dwanyelle
Jan 13, 2008

ISRAEL DOESN'T HAVE CIVILIANS THEY'RE ALL VALID TARGETS
I'm a huge dickbag ignore me

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

That reminds me of ACU issue. We just got back from deployment and they scheduled our issue in the middle of block leave. I went to Nova Scotia on block leave, so I was never issued any.

Bought one pair, wore it the gently caress out over the next year.

My unit was like the 3rd one to get issued ACUs or some poo poo, the crotches all ripped out within a month or so, everyone walked around either with think brightly colored cap sewing jobs or we got to see what type of underwear they wore.

They also made us soak and impregnate our ACUs with DEET even though it had huge warnings of AVOID PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO HUMAN SKIN all over the packaging, still waiting to see what kind of cancer I get from that.

OK those are my ACU stories, kthnxby.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

1984 will be taught in history classes if we still have that kind of thing in the future

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Got a coin at fleet week from CMC of the coast guard station of NYC. It does double duty as my only Statue of Liberty memento and I’m really quite fond of it as a very personal reminder of my great time at fleet week.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/michaelehayden/status/1034453814311563266?s=21

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

:chloe:

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

psydude posted:

Was it the dude in charge of contracting for ISAF around 2013-14? I got his coin and it had a kangaroo on it. Only challenge coin I ever gave a poo poo about.

Not sure. I met him in 16 during Talisman Sabre. He was wondering about my video work and was trying to stand up a public affairs unit that did multimedia journalism. I gave him advice on equipment, community engagement, and other PAO stuff. He gave me a coin after about 15 minutes of talking. Said he was very impressed with my work.

They ended up using most of my advice for equipment selection and strategy for standing up. That feels better than the coin tbh.

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Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Cranking one out to my trans fantasies to own the libs

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