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ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mary Annette posted:

Validation? The Loominator needs no validation. She wants revenge. I’m talking ‘pyramid of human skulls outside her office on day 1’-level revenge.

https://mobile.twitter.com/LauraLoomer/status/1034235291706564608

"I was kicked out of college for being an outspoken Conservative. But I always fight."
Hmmmm, let's check that claim out:

quote:

In March 2015, Loomer used a concealed video camera to record her conversations with Barry University officials, discussing the idea of starting a club called "Sympathetic Students in Support of the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria." The official responded by asking her to change the name to "Students in Support of the Middle East." The video of her encounter was released by James O'Keefe with Project Veritas.[7] O'Keefe alleged that Loomer's video captured a university official unfazed at the notion of starting an on-campus organization that would support ISIS.[11] Shortly after the edited video was released by O'Keefe, Loomer was suspended by Barry University for violating the student code of conduct rules; criminal charges were also filed against her for taping university officials without their knowledge or consent.

lol she got kicked out for trying to start an ISIS fan club and secretly filming some University worker who probably thought they were just starting a club in support of iraq and syria.

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SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Moon Atari posted:

gently caress. The next trend will be social media stars being elected to public office. How will you react to the first presidential candidate who started their public life as a YouTube brand?
Now I can't stop giggling at the thought of President Markiplier.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


SardonicTyrant posted:

Now I can't stop giggling at the thought of President Markiplier.

Jirard: Being president I signed 327 bills, vetoed 23, pardoned 12 people, had 5 scandals resulting in an employee resignation, won 572 electoral votes over two elections, and ended 2 wars, all over 70080 hours

I rate the USA "Finiplete it"

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

the correlation between minions and conservatives is so weird to me

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Rich Evans has been elected presented of the United States

Russia hires Mike as head of Counter-Intelligence

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

ekuNNN posted:

"I was kicked out of college for being an outspoken Conservative. But I always fight."
Hmmmm, let's check that claim out:


lol she got kicked out for trying to start an ISIS fan club and secretly filming some University worker who probably thought they were just starting a club in support of iraq and syria.

And she released it on Project Veritas, which is basically the real life version of that one Simpsons episode where Homer is cast as a gleeful “sweet can”-grabbing sex offender, and even they couldn’t spin it into anything. She’s not even competetent enough to be an alt-right journalist.

cobalt2009
Dec 31, 2008

Shageletic posted:

From the cspam trump thread

oh poo poo-

https://twitter.com/MichaelEHayden/status/1034453814311563266

*dies in explosion of embarrassment*

You know what

I’m starting to think this 4chan fella ain’t quite right in the head

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
make fake sister to David Hogg
make fake sister pro-gun who hates David Hogg
post memes of fake sister talking about how great guns are
Fall in love with fake sister

The Internet Pygmalion

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I think if you don't understand it's all a grift, you're only able to rise so high in conservative circles. you gotta be in on it to get anything more than a big twitter following

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

Tetracube posted:

I think if you don't understand it's all a grift, you're only able to rise so high in conservative circles. you gotta be in on it to get anything more than a big twitter following

yeah and twitter =/= irl poo poo, much like how fathead Stephen Miller was in shock that nobody at the Drafthouse gave a gently caress about who he was when he went to that all-woman screening of Wonder Woman. Big surprise, nobody loving cares about your extremely-online hot takes from Heat Street.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

DLC Inc posted:

yeah and twitter =/= irl poo poo, much like how fathead Stephen Miller was in shock that nobody at the Drafthouse gave a gently caress about who he was when he went to that all-woman screening of Wonder Woman. Big surprise, nobody loving cares about your extremely-online hot takes from Heat Street.

or when Alex Jones stormed google HQ with Milo and the secretary was like "Who are you?"

Sazabi
Feb 15, 2014

A-MA-ZON!!

Mel Mudkiper posted:

or when Alex Jones stormed google HQ with Milo and the secretary was like "Who are you?"

Probably the best reaction they could hope for. What if she went. "Aren't you that diabetic man whose afraid of gay frogs? And aren't you that guy who promoted pedophilia and nambla on that weed show about MMA?"

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Sazabi posted:

Probably the best reaction they could hope for. What if she went. "Aren't you that diabetic man whose afraid of gay frogs? And aren't you that guy who promoted pedophilia and nambla on that weed show about MMA?"

The best would be if she recognized Jones but had no idea who Milo was, which I think is what happened.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Mel Mudkiper posted:

make fake sister to David Hogg
make fake sister pro-gun who hates David Hogg
post memes of fake sister talking about how great guns are
Fall in love with fake sister

The Internet Pygmalion

It's like when the gamergaters made their own mascot and immediately started drawing porn of her.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Avirosb posted:

It's like when the gamergaters made their own mascot and immediately started drawing porn of her.

Rule 34 is a harsh mistress, but at least it's consistent.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

lynch_69 posted:

A lot of these 4chan boys are fundamentally broken inside.

i am reminded of the same repressed desires i encountered in the closeted but homophobic boy scout camp councilors i worked with. a common game was "gay chicken" where two dudes would begin escalating displays of intimacy at each other (started out with pet names, then touching shoulders, holding hands, going in for fake kisses) until one or the other would lose nerve.
it's like they've been taught to hate their desires, or the object of their desires, and. . . nope nope staring too deep into this void, backing out now.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
It's not gay if someone dares you to do it

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Moon Atari posted:

gently caress. The next trend will be social media stars being elected to public office. How will you react to the first presidential candidate who started their public life as a YouTube brand? How about when you read a news headline about how the president first rose to fame with his minecraft let's play channel". Headline: First Podcast mayor wins reelection. Substory: Candidate dons fursuit for important micro-constituency town hall event.

There will be people that started to build their support base as children. They have already been born into a lifelong online PR campaign. They will command unprecedentedly loyal volunteer armies based on references and pop culture influences that you are too old to relate to. Their style of speaking will seem strange to you, their lifestyle either reprehensible or cringeworthy.

I'm imagining what that would feel like to experience. I bet it would make you feel disaffected and powerless. I for one am not looking forward to experiencing that first person. Imagine getting constantly hit by that powerful wave of bitter irrelevancy and powerlessness every day. Getting more confused and angry at things with every year that goes by. Feeling desperate to get things back on track to the way you thought they were going to be, and to restore the things you thought would never go away but which you now recognize are declining.

Chef John from Food Wishes as head of the FDA and Dad Jokes

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

SardonicTyrant posted:

Now I can't stop giggling at the thought of President Markiplier.

Slowbeef would've won.

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Your Gay Uncle posted:

Chef John from Food Wishes as head of the FDA and Dad Jokes

It would actually be heart breaking to find out Chef John is a chud.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

business hammocks posted:

The best would be if she recognized Jones but had no idea who Milo was, which I think is what happened.

Yeah she knew Alex Jones but didn't know Milo


Avirosb posted:

It's like when the gamergaters made their own mascot and immediately started drawing porn of her.

I saw a meme with her in it recently complaining that the DoA ladies were no longer made to be super sexualized and how Soul Calibur would be better because you could see Ivy's butthole or whatev

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

Shageletic posted:

From the cspam trump thread

oh poo poo-

https://twitter.com/MichaelEHayden/status/1034453814311563266

*dies in explosion of embarrassment*

Lmao what in the gently caress.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
it's not gay if it's a photoshop

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Mary Annette posted:

Validation? The Loominator needs no validation. She wants revenge. I’m talking ‘pyramid of human skulls outside her office on day 1’-level revenge.

https://mobile.twitter.com/LauraLoomer/status/1034235291706564608

Conservatives are the official party of the judging bitchy mob mentality, that builds shunning and rage against wierdos and exceptions into it's very platform every chance it gets.

If you grew up an outcast and turned up a conservative, gently caress your stupid traitor rear end.

lynch_69
Jan 21, 2001

In other news:

https://twitter.com/CallyGingrich/status/1034507104273551360?s=19

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

jit bull transpile posted:

Lmao what in the gently caress.

I'm not sure how he's supposed to be owned by being transformed into Jennifer Connelly. But there you have it.

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Holy poo poo, Italian Ted Cruz.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Grape posted:

Conservatives are the official party of the judging bitchy mob mentality, that builds shunning and rage against wierdos and exceptions into it's very platform every chance it gets.

If you grew up an outcast and turned up a conservative, gently caress your stupid traitor rear end.

One of the things weaker willed outcast types do though is try to find people even more marginalized than they are as a way to make themselves feel more normal in comparison and less self-conscious about their own deficiencies.

Its why early SA was so focused on identifying which forum members were "goonier" than others. The one thing a lot of weirdos want the most is to find someone even lower on the totem pole.

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

AnimeIsTrash posted:

It would actually be heart breaking to find out Chef John is a chud.

If you follow him on twitter he'll ocassionally have a very mild criticism of Trump. He's definitely not chuddish at all.

DRINK ME
Jul 31, 2006
i cant fix avs like this because idk the bbcode - HTML IS BS MAN

... then they’ll have to be my friend and eat lunch with me.

So loving thirsty

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe
I hope loomer does run so more people can know about the tire saga

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Romes128 posted:

I hope loomer does run so more people can know about the tire saga

the Loomer act will take samurai swords out of the hands of Antifa thugs so they can no longer pose a danger to innocent, decades-old dry rotted tires.

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!
Laura Loomer is one of very few women who I think seriously need to be on a watch list for potential spree shooters.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



https://twitter.com/laura_hudson/status/1034502272573554688

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Blaire was happy that they were correcting the piece until she actually saw what they wrote about her:

Sazabi
Feb 15, 2014

A-MA-ZON!!

Pththya-lyi posted:

Blaire was happy that they were correcting the piece until she actually saw what they wrote about her:



I remember watching her video 2 years ago where she talked about her teacher saying that men can't be the victim of rape. A few "BuzzFeed is dumb" videos and she was still looking normal. Then the 2016 brought out this series of "Hilary is just as bad" and "why would Trump lie about making America great?". And just down hill into "deate with Ben Shaprio: we agree on everything except hotdogs being sandwiches".

It's really interesting to see how someone develops on issues in real time. Like walking past a building under construction every day for work, or those fast reels of animals decaying. Except the building gets decorated by the league of laurens, and the maggots eating the fox carcass all have maga hats.

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Grape posted:

Conservatives are the official party of the judging bitchy mob mentality, that builds shunning and rage against wierdos and exceptions into it's very platform every chance it gets.

If you grew up an outcast and turned up a conservative, gently caress your stupid traitor rear end.

what do you think "underdog" means to a chud

"some kids at school didn't like me but I defied the odds and bought 1st place in the kickball tournament with my father's money"

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/ALT_uscis/status/1034208179112964096?s=08

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

uhhh.... ummm... to own the libs?

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Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained
That is just... Oh my god

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