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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1034458577346260992

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nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Johnny Walker posted:

How did this lizard man get elected governor?

don't worry he'll be a senator soon.

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012


It owns so much that Musk started melting down late in Meltdown May and hasn't stopped since

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Smirr posted:

It owns so much that Musk started melting down late in Meltdown May and hasn't stopped since

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1034481160783585280

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

boar guy posted:

he's gonna run out of stuff that boomers dont understand to wring his hands about eventually

and if he talks poo poo about google navigation even my 84 year old chud father in law may turn on him since he thinks its the greatest thing since sliced bread

"Is Google Maps intentionally routing drivers to go near pro-liberal organizations and places? They aren't BUT THEY COULD AND WHAT IF THEY DO? It's not like they'd tell us! That and more tonight on Fox's Bow-Tied Douche Show at 7!" immediately followed by a My Pillow ad.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

TulliusCicero posted:

Lmao a cowardly Cotton Hill is President; that owns

how dare you disrespect Cotton Hill like that.

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender

Fabulousity posted:

"Is Google Maps intentionally routing drivers to go near pro-liberal organizations and places? They aren't BUT THEY COULD AND WHAT IF THEY DO? It's not like they'd tell us! That and more tonight on Fox's Bow-Tied Douche Show at 7!" immediately followed by a My Pillow ad.
"Is something you don't understand about technology actually a sinister plot? Stay tuned..."

twit666
Nov 16, 2006

Soiled Meat

BONE DOG posted:

Does anyone have anyone very close to them who is a vehement and unapologetic MAGA chud? Like a father or brother or long time friend? What's that like is it as if they have died a little.

I no longer speak to my brother in law. Not a little dead to me, he's a corpse.

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?

:yikes:

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

anyone got some nsfw daisy Hogg links?

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

veiled boner fuel posted:

anyone got some nsfw daisy Hogg links?

Just go look at real porn, ya weirdo




https://twitter.com/Noahpinion/status/1034507308212998144

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


:gay:

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006



this owns he’s so insecure lmao dude you’re worth billions of dollars stop arguing on twitter

MC Hawking
Apr 27, 2004

by VideoGames
Fun Shoe
Imagine if Obama had colored the flag wrong while surrounded by children. It would have been non-stop coverage for months.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
Is anyone really surprised that Trump doesn't really know how the internet works? It's a common thing worldwide with people of that generation. Back in the early 2000's when I was barely out of adolescence I had to reformat my mothers WinXP computer about 2 or 3 times. My naïve little sister kept installing limewire which led to lots viruses which led to lots of pop-ups when trying to surf the net of bizarre twisted porn that is probably illegal to produce in most countries. I had to act fast as broadband had just recently replaced dial-up and a lot of people didn't have a robust enough firewall or antivirus software.

I'm glad my parents never seen one of those pop-ups. They had caught me taping Emmanuelle 2 one night a few years before and were convinced I was some sort of sexual deviant. Another time before that I was carelessly browsing FatChicksInPartyHats.com in the corner of the living room while everyone else was watching TV. One of my other sisters glanced over my shoulder and caught me looking at a 400 pound woman posing seductively in the kind of bikini that you could scrunch up and fit in a teacup.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" She asked and then doubled over laughing. Everyone looked over and seen what was on the monitor. My parents didn't say anything but they gave each other the sort of look that said "We did not anticipate this when we decided to start a family, how do we handle this?"

My parents aren't stupid though. They have since learned that vile pop-ups are more the result of poor security and scammers trying to cast the widest net possible. A lot of people in their generation still don't understand the internet though. Take a look at this headline from the Daily Mail from march last year, it was just after a guy in a lorry ran over a bunch of pedestrians in France. I really don't think I need to explain the Daily Mails agenda in this forum.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


What nth-tupling are we on with him calling this dude a pedo?

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002




It took them two minutes to find "drive car into crowd of people = you will probably kill some people"?

gently caress me, Nazis are dumber than I thought

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
how is dead boddy formed

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Quote-Unquote posted:

It took them two minutes to find "drive car into crowd of people = you will probably kill some people"?

omg, at least spoiler that dangerous poo poo.

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?

Stoatbringer posted:

omg, at least spoiler that dangerous poo poo.

lowtax gets enough visits from the secret service without spreading this filth

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/laura_hudson/status/1034502272573554688

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

Even ignoring the rest of it, they should be arrested for trying to slant rhyme "aryan" and "marrying"

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006



If words were weapons this would’ve been against the Geneva Conventions savage lmao

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

is pepsi ok posted:

The best definition I've seen for homophobia is "the fear that a gay man will treat you the way you treat women."

This is totally a part of it no question.

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.

MC Hawking posted:

Imagine if Obama had colored the flag wrong while surrounded by children. It would have been non-stop coverage for months.

Or if Obama said "my people should bow for me".

Or if Obama said "Why is Russia so bad? What, like we're so innocent??"

or really anything Trump has said

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
Hey now, Obama once wore a tan suit and ate mustard. He was no angel.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
lol remember when the nutters were making poo poo up about Barack Hussein Obama snorting coke and sucking men off in stretch limousines and now they're just like totally fine with a guy who literally was running around cheating on his pregnant wife with pornstars and then paid them off with campaign funds and now all his campaign people are going to prison

even typing it out its hard to believe

at least he brought dignity back to the oval office though

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

bloom posted:

Hey now, Obama once wore a tan suit and ate mustard. He was no angel.

It was fancy mustard, don't even try to hide that part.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

big nipples big life posted:

It was fancy mustard, don't even try to hide that part.

marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

yospos
I am starting to think that some American conservatives might not be as principled, honest, rational, and consistent as they would have others believe.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Two days in a row Limbaugh has bitched that McCain was meeting with Russia to influence his election. Conservatives don't exist in the current GOP. It's only Trump drones.

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1034543787593347072?s=19

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

It was dijon mustard which is in coleslaw for pete's sakes. Who hates coleslaw?!

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Mayo based coleslaw can gently caress off directly to the very pits of hell.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

It was dijon mustard which is in coleslaw for pete's sakes. Who hates coleslaw?!

Where is your birth certificate?

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

It was dijon mustard which is in coleslaw for pete's sakes. Who hates coleslaw?!

<Wisconsin accent sounding vaguely like a stereotypical sing-songy Scandinavian speaking English but who also really needs to take an epic poo poo right now>Dijon? In my coleslaw?</pearl clutching>

I hope our next non-white president (lol) wears a dijon colored suit and while eating a piece of sushi says, "What's wrong with socialism? S'cool, bro." and watch all of Fox News' staff die of aneurysms.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

Two days in a row Limbaugh has bitched that McCain was meeting with Russia to influence his election. Conservatives don't exist in the current GOP. It's only Trump drones.

Real talk: how has that fat coke head not had a heart attack or stroke already? Dude is overweight, pops pills and snorts coke like candy, and based on his "MANLY MAN" shtick probably never touches a salad.

Combine all this with the fact that the man's career is SCREAMING about liberals every chance he gets and it amazes me that he hasn't keeled over from blood pressure.

Evil really does live longer

TulliusCicero fucked around with this message at 22:06 on Aug 28, 2018

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

"Soccer is one of the fastest growing sports in the world."

He can't even give compliments without sounding like an ignoramus.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

TulliusCicero posted:

Real talk: how has that fat coke head not had a heart attack or stroke already? Dude is overweight, pops pills and snorts coke like candy, and based on his "MANLY MAN" shtick probably never touches a salad.

Combine all this with the fact that the man's career is SCREAMING about liberals every chance he gets and it amazes me that he hasn't keeled over from blood pressure.

Evil really does live longer

Yeah no poo poo. Trump's really no different. Eats garbage, takes some kind of stimulant, never does any excercise, yells constantly. Maybe idiocy and hatred combine to make immortality.

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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

2 minute man

https://mobile.twitter.com/Michael_Buffer/status/1034538778113634304

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