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She probably got herself pregnant on your goonseed, ha ha you’re trapt
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Bust Rodd posted:She probably got herself pregnant on your goonseed, ha ha you’re trapt You’re gonna wish you were only paying montly donations to the cult when you get stung with child support. You’re going to be paying like 3 times the regular rate because the child hungers eternally
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Schneider Inside Her posted:You’re gonna wish you were only paying montly donations to the cult when you get stung with child support. Isn't this what Kenny from South Park turned out to be
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A dude posted:Long story short, they drugged me. I'm not sure with what, but my experience seemed similar to GHB. All I remember is hazily waking up to the girl having sex with me while the other leaders watched before blacking out again. When I came to about 5 hours later only the leaders were still there and they asked me if I was "contacted" by the other dimension god thing during the "ceremony". This sounds almost exactly like the Hashishim.
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Rent for the new god
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Aug 28, 2018 06:42
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Cult girl has probably hosed everyone in that room.
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Aug 28, 2018 06:52
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Do a schism!
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Bill Cosby posted:Do a schism!
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I'm expecting the followup if there is one to be whining that cult leader rape girl isn't paying as much attention to him anymore now that he joined and she's loving some other guy now. If that happens cult goon, no matter how sad you are that she's not raping you anymore, don't offer yourself up as a sacrifice in some ritual they cook up to bring the other god through, no matter how much she promises to bang you in the afterlife. also maybe umm don't participate in any of the future rapings. "It was for a cult" isn't a valid legal defense.
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Hey, if he works his way up, he could rape people himself!
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He could cut out the middle man and rape himself
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Cult girl has probably hosed everyone in that room. Just lol if you aren't into that I mean sacred prostitution is the hottest poo poo ever, even if it's monthly instead of per act
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loquacius posted:The premise for this cult kind of reminds me of Zeus and the "new gods" taking down Cronus and the "old gods", I wonder if Cronus had any cults like this back in the day Probably, there were certainly Roman cult's to Saturn complete with child sacrifices etc. I mean there are still people worshiping Saturn now, hopefully without the child sacrifices.
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General note to the thread: if you have a problem with my extremely minimal standards regarding what feshes do or do not get posted, and you get an urge to send in an email complaining about it, you should probably take into account that I don't give a poo pooquote:I have a drinking problem. Or, I wish I had a drinking problem. I dunno. I drink almost daily, but excessively, like 1-2 glasses of whiskey 4-5 days a week + maybe a few beers. I work from home and drink this over the course of a day (6-8 hours), so I'm never actually drunk in any noticeable way. My wife doesn't know (I think), and I constantly keep the whiskey bottles topped up and beer cans stocked so she won't notice any missing. It doesn't effect my day to day life, and if I actually give a drat I can go a week without drinking no problem. I feel like we do somewhat romanticize people who are a huge loving self-destructive mess in one way or another, but there's also plenty of examples of culture based around how terrible of an idea it is Anyway, even if you aren't physically addicted to booze (which, y'know, jury's out on that one) you definitely seem to be psychologically addicted to it or the phrase "the idea of having to stop drinking alcohol is literally terrifying to me" would never come to mind. I say it's time to prove your hypothetical: try giving it up for a week. If you can't do that, yeah that pretty much decides the question of whether you have A Problem. Alternately if you're sure the cause of it is depression, then you're so depressed it's driving you to substance abuse, and maybe you should take a crack at jumping right to curing the disease rather than treating the symptoms, by which I mean  quote:I poo poo in the urinal at Voodoo donuts. They wouldn't take my two dollar bill which is LEGAL TENDER I can pick any money I want to use. This is a dick move but I'm pretty sure that place has seen worse than you so don't get a big head over it
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I think it's somewhat telling about my own habits but it's hard not to scoff at someone describing 1-2 glasses of whiskey and a few beers as "excessive". Like to me that's just the start of a warmup for a night of drinking. Trust me goon, you don't want to see where it goes after that where you start measuring your drinking in bottles instead of glasses.
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Aug 28, 2018 20:50
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In the talk about alcohol you say you're trying to cope with depression and anxiety. IMO the alcohol isn't the most dangerous thing in your system right now. Know what I'm saying?
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Aug 28, 2018 21:13
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making GBS threads in a urinal is a good way to say gently caress you
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I think it's somewhat telling about my own habits but it's hard not to scoff at someone describing 1-2 glasses of whiskey and a few beers as "excessive". Like to me that's just the start of a warmup for a night of drinking. Trust me goon, you don't want to see where it goes after that where you start measuring your drinking in bottles instead of glasses. Well it’s not just you. I often see drinking levels described on SA as ‘problem’ and think ‘gently caress me I put that away before I even leave the house when I’m going out’. I sometimes wonder if it’s a US thing and linked to the legal drinking age being higher than here (UK) but surely not every American is a wet blanket when it comes to getting their buzz on.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I think it's somewhat telling about my own habits but it's hard not to scoff at someone describing 1-2 glasses of whiskey and a few beers as "excessive". Like to me that's just the start of a warmup for a night of drinking. Trust me goon, you don't want to see where it goes after that where you start measuring your drinking in bottles instead of glasses. mm yeah this is kinda what i was thinking i know a girl who consistently drinks 2 bottles of wine (=16 standard drinks) a day. i've seen people on these forums talk about putting away 10 to 20 beers at a ball game like it's a nice easy sunday afternoon. up to 2 drinks a day is still considered normal and low-risk for a man; 5 is not healthy but you've still got a long way to go to catch up with the real hardened drunks.  the distribution is super weird, too. nearly half of the adult population is apparently teetotal, so the median number of drinks per week is zero -- but you've got the top 10% consuming three times as much booze as the remaining 90% put together. i drink about two beers a week, which is absolutely fine and healthy according to all medical knowledge, but putting it as "you drink more than 70% of americans" is frightening and certainly would make me feel like i had a problem. point is, OP, your drinking is actually pretty benign and you should be more concerned about fixing the depression that makes you wish you were a bigger boozer imo Sagebrush fucked around with this message at 22:43 on Aug 28, 2018 |
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For men it's considered heavy, at risk drinking if it's more than four drinks in a day or 14 a week. Because of the nature of alcohol if you get over 14 a week long enough it's not a matter of if you develop a problem but when. Long enough varies a lot. Some people can soak themselves in booze daily for three years on then quit and have no issues. Others get a nasty addiction after the first sip. For women the numbers are lower but I forget them. That doesn't mean you automatically have a problem if you have a few a day but do keep tabs on it. That can easily get very out of control if you don't pay attention. Long term heavy alcohol consumption is also associated with some pretty nasty health effects so you know, be careful.
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Nooner posted:making GBS threads in a urinal is a good way to say 'I'm not housebroken' Sagebrush posted:the distribution is super weird, too. nearly half of the adult population is apparently teetotal, so the median number of drinks per week is zero -- but you've got the top 10% consuming three times as much booze as the remaining 90% put together Much like income, it's more like the bottom 90% needs to get their loving poo poo together and quit dragging the median down 
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Sagebrush posted:mm yeah this is kinda what i was thinking note that the histogram folds in on itself, becoming insanely useless for actually gauging measure also note the nicely fat tailled distribution 1% of drinkers drink somethin like 20% the alcohol nothing you give a poo poo about is gaussian your distributional ansatz is to start w/ a pareto distribution
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Adding in to say that's about the amount I was drinking as a work-at-home creative type in my twenties. Just... that amount should stay level or go down over time. If you find it increasing you could be in trouble.
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If you actually take week breaks here and there, and don’t just think you can you should be fairly ok for a few years. One of my uncles died at 52 from alcoholism related complications and he maxed out at a bottle a day. The trick is to keep eating and drinking water. I remember in his last year he didn’t bother to eat, the body couldn’t hold anything down but liquor.
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Yeah everybody going "that's nothing" needs to keep in mind those are per-day numbers. How much you drink when you're trying to get drunk on purpose to have a good time vs how much you drink compulsively every day because it makes the sadness go away are kind of two different figures.
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Nooner posted:making GBS threads in a urinal is a good way to say gently caress you … to a cleaner on minimum wage.
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monkeytennis posted:Well it’s not just you. I often see drinking levels described on SA as ‘problem’ and think ‘gently caress me I put that away before I even leave the house when I’m going out’. It's because you're an alcoholic and surround yourself with alcoholics.
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monkeytennis posted:Well it’s not just you. I often see drinking levels described on SA as ‘problem’ and think ‘gently caress me I put that away before I even leave the house when I’m going out’. "Pregaming" at home alone before going out to drink at a pub is alcoholism hth
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Sagebrush posted:"Pregaming" at home alone before going out to drink at a pub is alcoholism hth gently caress yeah. Don’t forget to postgame as well. Any American’s opinion on binge drinking is full on classic American Exceptionalism
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In the sixth circle of drinking you get one cup of coffee per week.
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Sagebrush posted:"Pregaming" at home alone before going out to drink at a pub is alcoholism hth
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Incoherence posted:It's probably defensible if you're just trying to save money by getting a couple cheap drinks in at home before you start paying bar prices. Especially if you live in Scandinavia, where a 0.5L beer is like $10 (and yet they're still a bunch of alcoholics because what the hell else are you going to do during the wintertime). If your goal is to just get drunk though, which it must be, then just stay at home. Like you say, it's cheaper and literally everyone else out will thank you for it.
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loquacius posted:Yeah everybody going "that's nothing" needs to keep in mind those are per-day numbers. How much you drink when you're trying to get drunk on purpose to have a good time vs how much you drink compulsively every day because it makes the sadness go away are kind of two different figures. I looked back at the OP after this and I think it might matter how much a "glass" of whiskey is and how often there are a few beers. I don't think 1-3 servings of alcohol stretched across a day is terrible but that description could be covering for a lot more than that. And hiding it from his wife is bad sign (if for no other reason than it being stressful and depressing, creating a positive feedback loop).
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LoL guys here’s the most basic and important part of that. If you are hiding a behavior... and it’s not surreptitiously wrapping Christmas presents... then it’s because you feel guilty because you know it’s wrong. The actual volume of alcohol isn’t as important as you psychologically reenforcing the idea that what your doing is wrong, or pathological. Stop hiding it, talk to your wife or doctor about it, that’s the only way to come out on top.
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Americans' opinions on alcohol and drugs should be 1000% ignored. our culture is not even close to being able to talk honestly about mind altering chemicals. there is still too much protestant righteousness for people to admit that they like to alter their consciousness. 35% of Americans have never had a drink? give me a loving break. that chart is just a testament that Americans like to lie about their vices so they can judge people
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I don't want to get into a whole argument about how much individual posters drink (I'm not your mom) but I'd suggest reviewing the current scientific literature and recommendations before deciding a level of alcohol is medically safe. I think there's been some revisions to the scientific understanding and national recommendations of a few countries as of last year. I agree generally with the thread - if it's bothering anon-op, no matter what the level of consumption is, such that he's hiding it from people and idolizing alcoholism in media, that's some kinda problem. Anon, talk to people about it. Let the light in.
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It's not "have never had a drink," it's "don't have a drink per week." Why do you think the top couple deciles aren't lying about their intake, or do you think they are? If everyone is consuming so much more than they claim, you'd think it wouldn't add up with alcohol sales in the country.
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Bust Rodd posted:LoL guys here’s the most basic and important part of that. But that's half the fun!
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Incoherence posted:It's probably defensible if you're just trying to save money by getting a couple cheap drinks in at home before you start paying bar prices. Especially if you live in Scandinavia, where a 0.5L beer is like $10 (and yet they're still a bunch of alcoholics because what the hell else are you going to do during the wintertime). You mean you don't jump on the Talinn ferry to buy cases of dirt cheap duty free? Amateur.
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Anne Whateley posted:It's not "have never had a drink," it's "don't have a drink per week." Why do you think the top couple deciles aren't lying about their intake, or do you think they are? If everyone is consuming so much more than they claim, you'd think it wouldn't add up with alcohol sales in the country. I have no idea if the amount reported actually adds up with sales. I'm also assuming that no one lies about drinking a 12 pack every day, but I suppose they could be boasting. but the fourth decile is once per year, so if you report under that you either never drink or you are a liar. I guess there are people like that out there but I don't want to know them
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