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This reads like a polite way of saying he became their pimp.
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Lol I can’t believe people still make those
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I'm enjoying the deeply personalised letter addressed to "Applicant". Also, the bit at the end suggesting Liberal Arts courses shows that the author has no idea what the gently caress they are talking about, since that just... isn't really a thing here. (Having looked it up, there are places offering Liberal Arts degrees in the UK but if you asked anyone about it you'd get at best a "Huh?")
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A Liberal Arts degree in English might help the person who made that fix their grammar errors,
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I thought the post script comes after the valediction
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Hoshi posted:I thought the post script comes after the valediction The p stands for "pre" in this case
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Aug 28, 2018 06:09
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Just gave my name as "methodological individualism" in Starbucks. As the (Hegelian) barista screamed out my "name" repeatedly, the whole place erupted in to applause. Result. Try it.
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Ah, so that's why I've been getting a bunch of dumb Starbucks name joke tweets lately. Always strange when you miss out on the reference, but glad I didn't bother going looking for it.
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uvar posted:Ah, so that's why I've been getting a bunch of dumb Starbucks name joke tweets lately. Always strange when you miss out on the reference, but glad I didn't bother going looking for it. I gave my name as dumb starbucks name joke and no-one bothered shouting it out! Result, try it!
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https://twitter.com/thunt59/status/1029530308713033728?s=19 I'm the person who keeps the same phone for five years
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While it's very much stdh it's quite easy to have a gCal event carry over from phone to phone.
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Breitbart Is Rightbart posted:https://twitter.com/thunt59/status/1029530308713033728?s=19 I have definitely been using Google calendar for more than 5 years, and my partner is still using her iPhone 5 from 2012.
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Breitbart Is Rightbart posted:https://twitter.com/thunt59/status/1029530308713033728?s=19 I've had my phone for at least 4 years now and will probably have it for more unless I find a specific reason to upgrade.
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Breitbart Is Rightbart posted:https://twitter.com/thunt59/status/1029530308713033728?s=19 As others have said, 5 years is reasonable for a phone. I'm only starting to look at changing mine at the 5 year point. That said, a 20 year plan is pretty crazy.
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Breitbart Is Rightbart posted:https://twitter.com/thunt59/status/1029530308713033728?s=19 My friend had the same flip phone from 2008 to 2016
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At least you're posting in right thread. Goons having friends is stdh.
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Must just be me then. I lose, damage or otherwise upgrade my phone every 18 months or so.
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Also you can sync calendars between phones when you switch?
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I guess that's possible, if punched up for Twitter. I put a View-Master reel in the VCR once because I wanted to look at it on the TV.
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I definitely tried to put lunchmeat in a view master when I was a kid, but i didnt have a thought out reason for it. I was just like "yo this is round" and went for it
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bike tory posted:
I can honestly believe that one except it's about five years off  What five year old deals with physical media in 2018? Everyone just gives their kids tablets and streaming services or if they're really ritzy, digital copies of stuff.
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I mean, I have a six-year-old who's basically the Wikipedia article for ADHD and that's exactly the kind of poo poo that comes out of his brain, I could see it (except yeah, who has physical media anymore)
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Breitbart Is Rightbart posted:https://twitter.com/thunt59/status/1029530308713033728?s=19 Some ten years ago one January I penned in "YEARLY SHOWER" in my sister's work calendar at just before Christmas welp that's my calendar prank story and also  who the gently caress doesn't use Outlook calendar anyway in loving 2018 it's not tied to your loving phone 
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ishikabibble posted:I can honestly believe that one except it's about five years off It's a repost, so it may well be five years old.
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Jerry Cotton posted:Some ten years ago one January I penned in "YEARLY SHOWER" in my sister's work calendar at just before Christmas welp that's my calendar prank story and also Presumably people who don't have Outlook. But who doesn't have some form of cloud based calendar? Like you have an Android device? Congrats you have Google calendar. Everything is there now. I assume iOS has a similar thing but that's a good smart design decision so it probably doesn't
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I prefer to forget that I have responsibilities and obligations so me using a calendar app is stdh.txt.
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sebmojo posted:I gave my name as dumb starbucks name joke and no-one bothered shouting it out! Result, try it! One time I gave my name as "Frodo" because I thought it would make my girlfriend laugh and I felt like a huge dork doing it and then she went to the bathroom before they called me and also we broke up like 3 months later. Result, try it!
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bike tory posted:I have definitely been using Google calendar for more than 5 years, and my partner is still using her iPhone 5 from 2012. Up until a couple weeks ago I was using a phone from 2010
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Comptroll The Forums posted:Punching somebody with your keys in your fist seems like a great way to lose your drat keys. Its also a really good way to gently caress up your hand
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Jerry Cotton posted:Some ten years ago one January I penned in "YEARLY SHOWER" in my sister's work calendar at just before Christmas welp that's my calendar prank story and also I just got this joke. I was thinking "oh, like a baby shower" and now I realize that wasn't what you meant at all.
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This dude's entire account is STDH_with_my_kids.txt https://twitter.com/XplodingUnicorn?s=09
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Zipperelli. posted:This dude's entire account is STDH_with_my_kids.txt Yeah this dude has turned stdh into a book and a career
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bike tory posted:Yeah this dude has turned stdh into a book and a career As soon as they turn 18 his kids should sue the poo poo out of him for profiting off their material.
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Zipperelli. posted:This dude's entire account is STDH_with_my_kids.txt Wow those are some lazy MSpaint comics. Like if you're gonna half-rear end it that bad turn it into a fake text conversation instead? Lmao
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