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Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

TwoPair posted:

I haven't seen this until now and now I'm intensely disappointed that Pinhead Kirby won't be a skin in the next Smash Bros.


Anyway, no devil funny page can be complete without the Thunderbolts' adventure in Hell. Okay so long story short, there's this angel/maybe god/something called Mercy who that feeds on and/or is powered by people praying for death. Thunderbolt Ross (Red Hulk) coerced her into serving on his team (but it was really bad and written by Daniel Way so I don't really remember why). After coming to the realization that this lady is way more powerful than any of them and is a clear danger to... the world, they workshop ways to kill her and eventually decide they're just going to send her straight to hell. Like, without killing her, just straight to hell. So they recruit Ghost Rider to help cast a spell but it backfires and they all get sent there instead. While traveling around trying to find a way back they stumble onto Mephisto, who's no longer the king of Hell.







SO ANYWAY, the team succeeds in getting Mephisto back on the throne, Mercy comes down, but everything backfires horribly for Mephisto because since she is powered by suffering, hell is her heaven. Also as part of the contract, Deadpool wanted to get a feather for a stupid pimp hat he found in an earlier issue.





This is, it should be noted, written by actual Real Life Lawyer™ Charles Soule

It's also worth noting that the person Mephisto was trying to get Hell back from was Strong Guy.

Yes, *that* Strong Guy,

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Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

At first I was all "hey, this doesn't belong on page 666!"...Then I kept reading and changed to "complaint withdrawn."


Senior Woodchuck posted:

It's also worth noting that the person Mephisto was trying to get Hell back from was Strong Guy.

Yes, *that* Strong Guy,

He's in that last panel so technically the gang didn't actually destroy him it appears.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Star Wars comic, not sure what.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

The Spectre #4 (1968)

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
From Judge Dredd Funko Universe:

Dredd rescues a puppy from a tree, only to find that it's not the one he was actually initially looking for. This happens.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Pug Dredd is extremely canon.





Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Why is there a funko comic?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


I always love the names of areas in Dredd.

Pajama Game? Really?

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Bruceski posted:

Why is there a funko comic?

i have no goddamn clue, i grabbed it expecting to hate-read it and ended up actually laughing a lot at it

e: from the same oneshot.

context: Dredd and Anderson are fighting zombies made by Dark Judges. Anderson has a hunch that there's a way to turn the zombies back, so they have to infiltrate the building the Dark Judges are in without killing any zombies. this is their plan.

Wanderer
Nov 5, 2006

our every move is the new tradition
From Robert Kirkman and Chris Burnham's Die! Die! Die! #1:

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
It's ...it's a shortened form of pusillanimous. Christ. It's not referring to anything beyond the meaning of "showing a lack of courage or determination; timid."

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Johnny Aztec posted:

It's ...it's a shortened form of pusillanimous. Christ. It's not referring to anything beyond the meaning of "showing a lack of courage or determination; timid."

Oh yeah, that's definitely how people use it.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Lurdiak posted:

Oh yeah, that's definitely how people use it.

Most people are barely functioning slime molds. They don't think or know, they just repeat poo poo they heard before.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



You're right. No longer should I let the tyranny of the people restrict my ability to talk openly about my hobby of stick bundling.

jng2058
Jul 17, 2010

We have the tools, we have the talent!





Say Nothing posted:

Star Wars comic, not sure what.



"Old Scores", in Clone War Adventures vol. 8. It was a digest sized series of Clone War stories based on the cartoon show.

Keeshhound
Jan 14, 2010

Mad Duck Swagger

Johnny Aztec posted:

It's ...it's a shortened form of pusillanimous. Christ. It's not referring to anything beyond the meaning of "showing a lack of courage or determination; timid."

Language changes, dude.

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

Johnny Aztec posted:

It's ...it's a shortened form of pusillanimous. Christ. It's not referring to anything beyond the meaning of "showing a lack of courage or determination; timid."

Literally no one uses the word pussy as a derogatory thinking this

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Senior Woodchuck posted:

It's also worth noting that the person Mephisto was trying to get Hell back from was Strong Guy.

Yes, *that* Strong Guy,

Mephisto isn't great at holding down his position sometimes. Like here!

Doctor Strange - Damnation 4

Setup: Las Vegas got blown up good during Secret Empire, so Dr. Strange comes in and raises the whole city from the dead. Unfortunately that means brought Mephisto up with it (apparently Marvel God is super lazy and when a whole city got bombed everyone just got sent to hell regardless of if they deserved it) and he brought a casino with him because as a devil he appreciates irony. So anyway poo poo gets bad fast and half the Avengers (plus Strange himself) get turned into demons. So Wong gets together a B-team of vaguely magical heroes to save the day





(Mephisto killed Blaze in the previous issue by lifting his Ghost Rider curse and just throwing him out a window)

Fast forward a fight scene or two...





Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

don't respond to johnny aztec

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
huh, does that t-rex ghost rider have robot arms? most of them are from aaron's run, but i don't remember the t-rex.

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

huh, does that t-rex ghost rider have robot arms? most of them are from aaron's run, but i don't remember the t-rex.

Looked it up, Ghost Racers #4


I like that T-Rider Rex's vehicle is a Raptor.

Bruceski fucked around with this message at 06:30 on Aug 29, 2018

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
eh, that's trying a bit too hard.

How Wonderful!
Jul 18, 2006


I only have excellent ideas

Johnny Aztec posted:

It's ...it's a shortened form of pusillanimous. Christ. It's not referring to anything beyond the meaning of "showing a lack of courage or determination; timid."

This isn't true. It's garbage that people say when they're too lazy to clean misogynistic language out of their vocabulary. The two words have separate, independent etymologies and histories, and divergent pronunciations for most of their lives. There's no link except for extremely spurious folk etymologies.

There's no reason to use "pussy" to mean a weak, timid person unless you're either speaking from ignorance or you don't give a poo poo about the symbolic degridation of women through language. Nobody on earth has ever used it as a shortened form of pusillanimous ("you're being a... pusillanimous??") in good faith. It's like a school-kid calling somebody "niggardly" or "a bundle of sticks" because they know they can inflict harm and just barely not get into trouble for it. It's just a dodge people use to get away with something they know they shouldn't be getting away with.

How Wonderful! fucked around with this message at 07:05 on Aug 29, 2018

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

TwoPair posted:

Mephisto isn't great at holding down his position sometimes. Like here!

Doctor Strange - Damnation 4

Setup: Las Vegas got blown up good during Secret Empire, so Dr. Strange comes in and raises the whole city from the dead. Unfortunately that means brought Mephisto up with it (apparently Marvel God is super lazy and when a whole city got bombed everyone just got sent to hell regardless of if they deserved it) and he brought a casino with him because as a devil he appreciates irony. So anyway poo poo gets bad fast and half the Avengers (plus Strange himself) get turned into demons. So Wong gets together a B-team of vaguely magical heroes to save the day





(Mephisto killed Blaze in the previous issue by lifting his Ghost Rider curse and just throwing him out a window)

Fast forward a fight scene or two...







Aaron's ghost rider family is criminally underutilized

Wanderer
Nov 5, 2006

our every move is the new tradition
I did not figure this would be where that post took the thread.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 34 hours!
http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=24012

"So to sum up:

There's a plausible and well documented etymology for the sense of pussy in question, namely puss + y → pussy = childish or colloquial word for "pet cat" → term of endearment for a woman → sweet or amiable woman → sweet or effeminate man→ weakling/coward/sissy, with the parallel development of pussy = female genitals lurking somewhere in the background.
Puss is Germanic in origin, and definitely is not a shortened form of the Latinate word pusillanimous. The hypocoristic ending -y has been widely used in colloquial English for 500 years, and similarly has no connection with pusillanimous or any other Latinate word."

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Synthbuttrange fucked around with this message at 07:50 on Aug 29, 2018

Cuchulain
May 15, 2007

My tiny godly CoX shall burn forever!

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

eh, that's trying a bit too hard.

To be fair, it was part of Secret War so it was insane God King Doom ruling over the leftovers of the dead multiverse, using the Ghost Riders to entertain the people with Mario Kart esque deadly rally race to entertain the masses. There's not a better comic for a Hellfire Infused Cyborg T-Rex who Surfs on a jet plane.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!
i think the primary thing we can agree upon is that the dude’s face when he starts talking about ballsack is pretty magical

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Sorry I'm a page late with this.



Also, did you know that forte is derived from the French for strength rather than the Italian for loudly and consequently the 'e' should be silent.

Kai Tave
Jul 2, 2012
Fallen Rib
Why is Doctor Strange cool with noted mass murderer Frank Castle dropping by to get his guns upgraded to +3 pistols? Like, I get that Doctor Strange is often positioned as somewhat removed from the average day-to-day of the mundane world but you'd still expect a former surgeon to be a bit more reluctant to help someone whose entire schtick is brutally killing people.

(Yeah I know, "it's comics.")

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Ghostlight posted:

Also, did you know that forte is derived from the French for strength rather than the Italian for loudly and consequently the 'e' should be silent.

Similarly, "cache" and "cachet" are not pronounced the same way. :spergin:

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

Bruceski posted:

Looked it up, Ghost Racers #4


I like that T-Rider Rex's vehicle is a Raptor.

Isn't this a callback to the T-Rex from Calvin and Hobbes?

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Ghostlight posted:

Sorry I'm a page late with this.



Also, did you know that forte is derived from the French for strength rather than the Italian for loudly and consequently the 'e' should be silent.

I love how he has the scowl in every single panel


Kai Tave posted:

Why is Doctor Strange cool with noted mass murderer Frank Castle dropping by to get his guns upgraded to +3 pistols? Like, I get that Doctor Strange is often positioned as somewhat removed from the average day-to-day of the mundane world but you'd still expect a former surgeon to be a bit more reluctant to help someone whose entire schtick is brutally killing people.

(Yeah I know, "it's comics.")



Also Strange probably killed a lot more, not even counting the Illuminatti bits.


prefect posted:

Similarly, "cache" and "cachet" are not pronounced the same way. :spergin:

I read a twitter joke the other day that was something like "Pronounces 'womb' just like 'bomb' and that's how I learned they were not pronounced that way. Someone told me that it was like 'tomb' but I also pronounce it like 'bomb' :downs:

Tall Tale Teller
May 20, 2003
Grave? Shovel! Let's go.

Also, is that little guy with the newsboy cap The Goon? Or Frankie?

I haven’t read Anything with Ghost Rider in 25 years.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
that's knuckles o'shaugnessy, the undead g-man's sidekick

Shit Fuckasaurus
Oct 14, 2005

i think right angles might be an abomination against nature you guys
Lipstick Apathy

Kai Tave posted:

Why is Doctor Strange cool with noted mass murderer Frank Castle dropping by to get his guns upgraded to +3 pistols? Like, I get that Doctor Strange is often positioned as somewhat removed from the average day-to-day of the mundane world but you'd still expect a former surgeon to be a bit more reluctant to help someone whose entire schtick is brutally killing people.

(Yeah I know, "it's comics.")

Who says that's what he's doing? Maybe he's casting Favored Enemy: Literal Demons on them, so they're just hella good against demons. Or maybe he's making them Holy. Strange works in mysterious ways.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Tall Tale Teller posted:

Also, is that little guy with the newsboy cap The Goon? Or Frankie?

I haven’t read Anything with Ghost Rider in 25 years.

Jason Aaron's run on Ghost Rider is the high high point of the history of the character.

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

From this week's Lex Luthor/Porkey Pig crossover where Porky's put in charge of Lex's new social media platform.

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Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:
I knew the looney tunes were fine with getting shot in the face but not with straight up murder

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