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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

ncumbered_by_idgits posted:

That implies that McDonalds accepted the terms of the trade?

Either way that's a handsome fella right there I tell you what.

I always wanted to look like .bmp of a quake character skin myself

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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




NYPD apprehends bees swarming in Times Square
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2018/08/29/NYPD-apprehends-bees-swarming-in-Times-Square/6881535561627/

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017


Haha hell yeah :shrek:

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

SpacePig posted:

What a callous person to briefly consider not taking a baby from a stranger in exchange for goods or services. What a dumb to maybe consider other avenues.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Somehow Mark wasn't even the biggest rear end in a top hat there

e: wait wait wait.... :smug:

Milo and POTUS has a new favorite as of 23:51 on Aug 29, 2018

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan/status/1034881986504974336


NY Daily News is a national treasure.

Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !



Oh so that's what Ron DeSantis was referring to. :doh:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

Platystemon posted:



Most of the Mexican “Matamoros“ are named after this guy, hero of Mexican independence, and not directly for the saint.

I lived in Mexico for years and I literally never realize that the city was named after the man and not the saint. Learn something new everyday, it's what I get for rarely leaving Mexico City.

prayer group
May 31, 2011

$#$%^&@@*!!!

Sure doesn't look like it!

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Yesssss a return of the official NYPD Beekeper! Wasn’t sure we’d see him again in this thread

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

NYPD Bee, coming soon to Animal Planet.

darthbob88
Oct 13, 2011

YOSPOS
Apparently that actually did happen. Last time I saw that man, it was over a story about him being on death row and asking for a baby for his last meal.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Bee Movie 2 viral marketing?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




ACAB

All Cops are BEEEEESSSSS!

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Facebook Aunt posted:

ACAB

All Cops are BEEEEESSSSS!

The thin Black and Yellow Lines

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



darthbob88 posted:

Apparently that actually did happen. Last time I saw that man, it was over a story about him being on death row and asking for a baby for his last meal.

Check the front page of that site.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

darthbob88 posted:

Apparently that actually did happen. Last time I saw that man, it was over a story about him being on death row and asking for a baby for his last meal.

Dude.

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


That's the first bit of news that makes me wish I was there to witness it.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



We need adventurers to stop this Chaotic Evil paraglider

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Phlegmish posted:

We need adventurers to stop this Chaotic Evil paraglider

This looks like a job for Florida Man!

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
Drug bust was ‘one of the largest seizures’ in NC, sheriff said. But it wasn’t drugs

... It was a rock lobster!

No actually...

quote:

Nearly 13 pounds of a white powder seized in July in what officials considered one of North Carolina’s largest fentanyl busts was nothing more than flour, according to one of the suspects.

But additional lab testing has revealed the substance wasn’t flour, either, WECT reported Tuesday.

Nice try, criminal, but you aren't fooling...

quote:

New Hanover County Sheriff’s Office Lt. Jerry Brewer said the substance was sugar

... Never mind.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
You’ve never heard of a “sugar high”?

All the kids are doing it.

NYC has tried to crack down on it with limited success.

Keystoned
Jan 27, 2012

Wheat Loaf posted:

This looks like a job for Florida Man!

Better served by Kite Man. Hell yeah.

http://batman.wikia.com/wiki/Kite_Man

darthbob88
Oct 13, 2011

YOSPOS

Krankenstyle posted:

Check the front page of that site.
OH GODDAMMIT. In my defense, it looked like a legit local news site.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

darthbob88 posted:

OH GODDAMMIT. In my defense, it looked like a legit local news site.
Not really duder.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Are they sure its not just a large, foulmouthed parrot?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzS7mLcDHxY

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.




Glad diabetes isn't a thing I have to deal with. Holy god.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Uggh what? That seems to be quite the serious side effect.

il_cornuto
Oct 10, 2004

Yeah I'd hate to be infected with flesh-eating genitals.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



il_cornuto posted:

Yeah I'd hate to be infected with flesh-eating genitals.

yeesh i get the willies just thinking about them crawling all over me, all nibbling and oh brother

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Krankenstyle posted:

yeesh i get the willies

you definitely don't want these willies

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



i know :thejoke:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2y637kKF3E

Link the video jerk

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Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
What a touching tubgirl tribute.

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