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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Wow, this thread is getting pretty scary. Does anyone have any ideas for how I could feed a bunch of posts from a particular something awful thread into one of these procedurally generated text dealies?

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Tunicate
May 15, 2012

twoday posted:

Wow, this thread is getting pretty scary. Does anyone have any ideas for how I could feed a bunch of posts from a particular something awful thread into one of these procedurally generated text dealies?

if you want to just dick around, there are a lot of free markov chain tools (like this guy https://projects.haykranen.nl/markov/demo/)

Hempuli
Nov 16, 2011



Reading this made me want to polish and make available the engine I used to make those book titles earlier, and so I did. It's a really simple markov engine but might be semi-easy to use(???) if you're on Windows: http://www.hempuli.com/Text_generator.zip
I've included some book lists from Wikipedia by default.

E: I recommend trying to set the Depth value to 3 or so

Hempuli has a new favorite as of 03:49 on Aug 29, 2018

Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben

Hempuli posted:

Reading this made me want to polish and make available the engine I used to make those book titles earlier, and so I did. It's a really simple markov engine but might be semi-easy to use(???) if you're on Windows: http://www.hempuli.com/Text_generator.zip
I've included some book lists from Wikipedia by default.

E: I recommend trying to set the Depth value to 3 or so



Thank you for this. Here's a list of NES game titles I generated using your program. (source text found here)

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
Yo! Norm, and Tiny Shree Kids are the best.

Tag Tennis: The Orders seems like a gritty reboot of the classic sport game.

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

Rollersnake posted:

Thank you for this. Here's a list of NES game titles I generated using your program. (source text found here)



I would play all these games.

Except for Ultimate Kid of Load

Elentor
Dec 14, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
That's actually the prototype name of Sonic 06.

Mindless
Dec 7, 2001

WANTED: INFO on Mindless. Anything! Everything! Send to
Pillbug
Pac-mansion sounds awesome, and so does Bad Gun. I'd probably rage quit Impossible Darts, though.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
Bluth Riders is the Segway racing game I never knew I wanted.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
Crass Topics!

Discuss: QUEEFS
Go!

Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben
Crass Tropics comes with a letter that you immerse in water to reveal, I dunno, a Johnny Fartpants comic.

Friend
Aug 3, 2008

Rollersnake posted:

Thank you for this. Here's a list of NES game titles I generated using your program. (source text found here)



That's awesome. Using the Haykranen one, I got:


edit: ha N64 is even better

Friend has a new favorite as of 20:58 on Aug 29, 2018

Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben
Oh my God, WWF Kingdoms is something that needs to exist. Romance of the Three Kingdoms/Nobunaga's Ambition, but with wrestlers.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Bobby Digital posted:

Bluth Riders is the Segway racing game I never knew I wanted.
Something, something, hop-ons.

Rollersnake posted:

Oh my God, WWF Kingdoms is something that needs to exist. Romance of the Three Kingdoms/Nobunaga's Ambition, but with wrestlers.
Million Dollar Man OP, plz nerf!

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Yes, I would play NFL Blastlevania 64

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
I think we're all overlooking GOTC, Bus.

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


I'm imagining Bus as Desert Bus, but with obstacles like pedestrians.

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


Rollersnake posted:

Thank you for this. Here's a list of NES game titles I generated using your program. (source text found here)



I just wanna play Romania.

Owlkill
Jul 1, 2009

Friend posted:

That's awesome. Using the Haykranen one, I got:


edit: ha N64 is even better


Elmo’s Assault sounds troubling whichever way you spin it

Farecoal
Oct 15, 2011

There he go

FactsAreUseless posted:

Yes, I would play NFL Blastlevania 64

:same:

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Friend posted:

That's awesome. Using the Haykranen one, I got:


edit: ha N64 is even better


STAR BALLS :hellyeah:

Gloomy Rube
Mar 4, 2008



Rollersnake posted:

Oh my God, WWF Kingdoms is something that needs to exist. Romance of the Three Kingdoms/Nobunaga's Ambition, but with wrestlers.

Yes please! That'd be -amazing.-

Solvalou
Aug 31, 2001

Friend posted:

That's awesome. Using the Haykranen one, I got:


edit: ha N64 is even better


Sega Genesis games yield some good results:

Strike: The Actionald Duck
Pirates! Golf
Grand Bulls vs. Celtics and Tweety in the Space II
Tom and Bullwinkle and the Gulf
Muhammed Alive!
Jungle Book, The Tank Thomas Big Hurt Battlemaster
Road
RBI Baseball '93 starrior of Persia
Unchard Battle Mayan Adventure Last World
Super Basketball '93 star Hockey '95
Simpsons: Barcelona '96
Space Harring Jam & Earl
NCAA Final History
Skeletoads
Double Dragon's Eye
Incredible Beast World Video Games Pony LaRussa Basketball '95
Tecmo Super Monaco Gray World Champions Lost Worlds
Side Possum
Decap Attack to the Beached Series Baseball
Tick, The Beast
Altered Kind
Ooze, Tom and the Gulf
Arcade Game
Pirates of Montana
Saint Soccer
Funny in New York
Olympic Summer Thunder Baseball's World Cup '95 star
Test of Rage
F-117 Night in Sandiego?
Simpsons: Instrument Goes to the NBA Shodown to New Orleans
Cliffhangers: Mickey
2020 Superbike Ditka Power Ranger
Simpsons: Bart's Nationship Edition Europe: Path to Doom
2020 Super Stones and Jerican Gladiator

Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben

Gloomy Rube posted:

Yes please! That'd be -amazing.-

You could recast Wei, Wu, and Shu as WWF, WCW, and ECW. And of course keep the setting as ancient China because it's funnier that way.

The role of Lu Bu would be played by Sycho Sid.

God, I've never wanted to make a romhack more in my life.

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

slinkimalinki posted:

I would play all these games.

Except for Ultimate Kid of Load

technically we are all ultimate kids of loads

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

finalellipsis posted:

technically we are all ultimate kids of loads

False. If you are a twin, and you came out first, you are merely a Penultimate Kid of Load.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
if y'all want a wrestling Koei game maybe try TEW

it's super super :spergin: but it's also fun as hell

Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !


Rollersnake posted:

Oh my God, WWF Kingdoms is something that needs to exist. Romance of the Three Kingdoms/Nobunaga's Ambition, but with wrestlers.

I was thinking more of a Crusader Kings II mod. Finally I can live out my dream scenario where the Hulkamaniacs vie for control of the Duchy of Parts Unknown against the Kanenites.


fake edit:


My liege,
Bret screwed Bret.

Your humble Hitman,
Bret Hart

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

Petit Gregory posted:

I was thinking more of a Crusader Kings II mod. Finally I can live out my dream scenario where the Hulkamaniacs vie for control of the Duchy of Parts Unknown against the Kanenites.
I'm pretty sure there's one flavour of Catholicism in After the End which incorporates luchadores as saints. e: these guys, although el santo is only one of the three saints

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I'm liking Pirates of Montana.

j.peeba
Oct 25, 2010

Almost Human
Nap Ghost
Hahah, these rock. A game jam where you create games based on the generated titles would be a blast.

uvar
Jul 25, 2011

Avoid breathing
radioactive dust.
College Slice
Marvel comics and Simpsons episode titles...
Depth 4:
Trash Gordon Vol 1
Films About Not Prowler Clone
Bart's Dreaming Spiders
Actual Roman Torch Comics Vol 1
Peeping X-Men Arcana Job
Craptain Vol 1
Bart the Spectacular Specs and Knightwatchy & Scratch
Captain Man's Dog Gets the Seeming
I Won't Warlock Vol 1
See My Doll Vol 4


Depth 3:
Ultimate Sexual Vol 2
Queeny X-Men Surfer Knight Temptain, The Mad Best
Maga Vol 1
Flandmen Vol 2
Uncanapes Vol 1
Sub-Man the Nurse Carny
Squiem for Blingfield
Spider-Womans Vol 1
The Spidestic X-celly
Losebud



So much stuff it outputs is pronounceable but not actually real words, let alone sentences, is this what dyslexia feels like? ("Movastive Vol Comattle X: Capose Betar Spinne Volool Parropid Bozz 'N' for Vol 1")

Grognan
Jan 23, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
I want to read Trash Gordon

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Peeping X-Men Arcana Job sounds like porn

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

gently caress this is awesome

Hempuli
Nov 16, 2011



uvar posted:

So much stuff it outputs is pronounceable but not actually real words, let alone sentences, is this what dyslexia feels like? ("Movastive Vol Comattle X: Capose Betar Spinne Volool Parropid Bozz 'N' for Vol 1")

Since the basic Markov chain functionality is built on checking the previous n letters and using those to guess the next letter, even short words can become nonsense if the n is low enough. To me it has seemed that if the algorithm checks about 6-8 letters when generating, the resulting words are mostly coherent even if the sentence structures aren't (and that actually works worse for stuff like game/movie/book names if you aim for funny stuff because they're short enough not to really have variations at that level.)

If you lower the amount of letters down to 4 or below, things change and while the results aren't usually funny enough to really share, it's still pretty amusing to look at. Movie title "Dirty Huey's Revelationald McBoing" (I think the n was 6 for this?) made me chuckle when I saw it but I think something is lost between generating it & sharing the more nonsensical results with people that makes them not very interesting past that first chuckle, haha.

Hempuli has a new favorite as of 12:42 on Aug 30, 2018

The Merkinman
Apr 22, 2007

I sell only quality merkins. What is a merkin you ask? Why, it's a wig for your genitals!

Hempuli posted:

Reading this made me want to polish and make available the engine I used to make those book titles earlier, and so I did. It's a really simple markov engine but might be semi-easy to use(???) if you're on Windows: http://www.hempuli.com/Text_generator.zip
I've included some book lists from Wikipedia by default.

E: I recommend trying to set the Depth value to 3 or so



Wait, you made Baba is You?

Mindless
Dec 7, 2001

WANTED: INFO on Mindless. Anything! Everything! Send to
Pillbug

j.peeba posted:

Hahah, these rock. A game jam where you create games based on the generated titles would be a blast.

Or a box-art photoshop thread

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Phlegmish posted:

Peeping X-Men Arcana Job sounds like porn

more than Ultimate Sexual Vol 2 ?

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Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
This may not be procgen in quite the same way as markov chains, but I think it fits and it's really cool

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