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Wait, you mean this isn't a bad ending??? Welp, Enough talk. Have at you!
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# ? Aug 26, 2018 03:44 |
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quote:Your instincts tell you to hide. quote:Someone’s thrown a dead body into the grave! quote:You scream and scream. But no one is listening. Whoever is up there keeps shoveling in dirt. The earth drops in faster and faster. It fills your mouth until you can no longer scream. I'm honestly starting to wonder if anyone at Scholastic actually read any of these books, or if they just saw Stine's name on the cover, shrugged, and chucked it on the "acceptable for children" pile. Character Sheet posted:Inventory Our options posted:
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# ? Aug 26, 2018 16:45 |
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I like to think that given that we're already undead, all we are doing is actually taking a nap. Until we break out of the grave in a bloodrage and drain the town dry, ushering in a new dark age of TERROR! Also Stay and face whoever tossed that dirty corpse on us.
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# ? Aug 26, 2018 17:09 |
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Let's stay and face the nice person who brought us a takeaway dinner.
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# ? Aug 26, 2018 17:35 |
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I feel like we just had a near encounter with a mob hitman. Stay and devour him for his insolence.
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# ? Aug 26, 2018 19:02 |
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Rebonack7 posted:I'm honestly starting to wonder if anyone at Scholastic actually read any of these books, or if they just saw Stine's name on the cover, shrugged, and chucked it on the "acceptable for children" pile. Keep in mind that this is the same publisher that put out the Animorphs books. Those things are DARK. Stay and face the poor bastard that is about to get drained.
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# ? Aug 26, 2018 21:24 |
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quote:Slowly, you turn to see who’s behind you. quote:“Yessss,” Mr. Reuterly hisses. quote:“Help!” you scream as you and the Eyeball Man fall into the open grave. You land with a thud. quote:Mr. Reuterly bares his fangs. Apparently vampires think awful puns are the highest form of humor. Character Sheet posted:Inventory
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# ? Aug 27, 2018 15:00 |
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An eternity of puns? What have we signed up for? Well, clearly we aren't good at this whole vampire business since some guy buried us alive, so let's ask him for advice.
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# ? Aug 27, 2018 15:02 |
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Hell yes let's get advice from a scary old vampire and listen to undead puns.
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# ? Aug 27, 2018 15:11 |
Take Mr. Crepsley's offer to become his vampire assistant.
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# ? Aug 27, 2018 16:05 |
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quote:“What do you mean I’ll make mistakes?” you demand. Character Sheet posted:Inventory
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# ? Aug 28, 2018 16:24 |
Let's do it! We're all for killing!
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# ? Aug 28, 2018 18:42 |
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Is this becoming Darren Shan? Also, this makes me really uncomfortable about this book. The fact that a strange adult is asking you to bring him a steady supply of young victims. That is unbelievably creepy, and incredibly inappropriate for a children's book. Didn't any of this ring any alarm bells over at Scholastic? I notice that refusing him now leads to the same page (52), so for this run: Take his offer, I guess?
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# ? Aug 28, 2018 18:44 |
I do appreciate that this book lets you go whole hog into "Yes, being a vampire is awesome and I'll kill whatever motherfucker you want me to" instead of just ending it right here. What I'm saying is this book has more roleplaying choices than Fallout 3.
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# ? Aug 28, 2018 19:01 |
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Nothing unsettling about this deal.
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# ? Aug 28, 2018 19:33 |
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Yes, let's let the scary old man into our friends' houses!
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# ? Aug 28, 2018 21:34 |
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Let's feed the literal child predator.
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# ? Aug 28, 2018 23:12 |
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quote:“Okay,” you agree. You shake Reuterly’s hand. “I’ll do it.” quote:Slinking through your neighborhood, you glance nervously at the cars that pass by. quote:“Don’t bite him! That’s my best friend!” you shout. quote:“You killed my best friend!” you scream at Mr. Reuterly. Character Sheet posted:Inventory
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# ? Aug 29, 2018 14:50 |
I’m sure we can make an excuse.
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# ? Aug 29, 2018 15:11 |
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Well, that certainly escalated quickly. Someone call the police. Let's stay and talk to the parents about why their son is lying (un?)dead on their porch.
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# ? Aug 29, 2018 16:27 |
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We can totally explain this.
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# ? Aug 29, 2018 20:14 |
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gently caress this, we out
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# ? Aug 29, 2018 22:24 |
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Um. Look. Your son might be lying in your doorway missing all his blood, but I can explain!
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# ? Aug 30, 2018 10:49 |
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quote:You think you can talk your way out of this? Look on the bright side: if I know my monster movie cliches, some poor idiot is going to discover our cell a few thousand years from now and accidentally unleash us upon the world once more. Character Sheet posted:Inventory Our options posted:
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# ? Aug 30, 2018 13:26 |
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GodDAMN this book is dark. Let's try running away from the crime scene.
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# ? Aug 30, 2018 13:51 |
FLEE FLEE
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# ? Aug 30, 2018 14:56 |
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Nothing unfriendly for children in this book. Let's run away from the scene of the crime.
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# ? Aug 30, 2018 16:42 |
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Let's hide in our room until we stop being a vampire, it sounds like an interesting experiment.
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# ? Aug 30, 2018 17:56 |
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Arrested for double murder and put in eternal solitary confinement is way beyond the pale for these books. Let's run away.
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# ? Aug 31, 2018 10:03 |
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quote:The minute you see Robbie’s parents in the driveway, you panic and run. quote:You dart out of the bushes and dash off into the night. You don’t think about where you’re going. Character Sheet posted:Inventory Our options posted:
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# ? Aug 31, 2018 14:16 |
I'm going to take this as the canon ending, thanks. I just wish it went longer. Let's go see Eyeball Man.
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# ? Aug 31, 2018 14:58 |
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Let's just sit in our room and play video games, like all the youth do.
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# ? Aug 31, 2018 15:05 |
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We don't need a mentor.
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# ? Aug 31, 2018 16:55 |
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Refuse our traitorous mentor's offer. On a side note, it's interesting on how the best books we have seen thus far are based on the classic Universal Monsters: Mummy, Vampire, Creature of the Black Lagoon (Jungle of Doom), Wolfma...ok, MOST of the best books. Give Yourself Goosebumps: The True Dark Universe. AceOfFlames fucked around with this message at 18:39 on Aug 31, 2018 |
# ? Aug 31, 2018 18:27 |
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Wow, that guy was an rear end in a top hat. He used us for one free meal and then left us to die! Tell him to get lost. This probably won't result in him killing us or something.
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# ? Aug 31, 2018 19:15 |
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AceOfFlames posted:Give Yourself Goosebumps: The True Dark Universe. Now with 100% less Tom Cruise! quote:“No!” you shout at Mr. Reuterly. “No way! I won’t help you attack my friends. Now let me go!” quote:In the next few moments, Mr. Reuterly drains your blood and leaves you for dead in the open grave. Well, that was abrupt. Character Sheet posted:Inventory Our options posted:
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# ? Sep 1, 2018 15:24 |
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Let's
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# ? Sep 1, 2018 15:34 |
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Let's explore what happens when we choose to hide in our room.
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# ? Sep 1, 2018 15:40 |
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Hide in our room.
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# ? Sep 3, 2018 02:36 |
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Let's just wait until we un-undead ourselves.
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# ? Sep 3, 2018 03:08 |