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Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

I think that “bleeding” is what gives the flavor, it’s some sort of myoglobin analogue from algae or something.

Yeah soy based leghemoglobin genes transplanted to yeast that ferments stuff into BLOOD.

It's a cool idea. Probably illegal in Europe due it being super GMO

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Sextro
Aug 23, 2014

I find the impossible burger to be better than cheap beef but not a real replacement for good beef. Also my vegan friends think it's too close to the real thing to be comfortable eating it. So, as far as attempts to replicate an actual meat product they've nailed it I guess.

Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:

Sextro posted:

I find the impossible burger to be better than cheap beef but not a real replacement for good beef. Also my vegan friends think it's too close to the real thing to be comfortable eating it. So, as far as attempts to replicate an actual meat product they've nailed it I guess.

The sooner fast food places can get off of beef and pork and onto plant based "meat" the faster we can curb the billions of animals we kill a year and waste so much water and feed on.

Seriously McDonalds and Taco Bell could switch to this and no one would know the difference.

Then buying beef would be something you did when you wanted to enjoy a delicious steakor roast and really enjoy the animal for what it is.

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.

Errant Gin Monks posted:

Seriously McDonalds and Taco Bell could switch to this and no one would know the difference.
They'd probably notice it being at least twice and probably more like four times as expensive.

Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:

SubG posted:

They'd probably notice it being at least twice and probably more like four times as expensive.

Right now yeah, if it was ramped up to industrial scale i doubt it would be more expensive than actual meat.

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.

Errant Gin Monks posted:

Right now yeah, if it was ramped up to industrial scale i doubt it would be more expensive than actual meat.
I suppose anything's possible. But right now they're losing money selling US$10 burgers and swapping out the supply chain for McFood is literally one of the largest projects in food logistics since the invention of agriculture.

I mean don't get me wrong, I'm not saying the current state of fast food is desirable or that meat replacement is bad. But Impossible Burger ending all fast food meat consumption is roughly as likely as the entire world economy switching to bitcoin.

Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:

SubG posted:

I suppose anything's possible. But right now they're losing money selling US$10 burgers and swapping out the supply chain for McFood is literally one of the largest projects in food logistics since the invention of agriculture.

I mean don't get me wrong, I'm not saying the current state of fast food is desirable or that meat replacement is bad. But Impossible Burger ending all fast food meat consumption is roughly as likely as the entire world economy switching to bitcoin.

Oh for sure I'm not saying they are the ones to so it. I'm saying the science is getting much better and as soon as we can replace meat for plant protein the better.

Edit: obviously not replace it all but the low quality poo poo meat products don't need real meat.

TychoCelchuuu
Jan 2, 2012

This space for Rent.

SubG posted:

I mean don't get me wrong, I'm not saying the current state of fast food is desirable or that meat replacement is bad. But Impossible Burger ending all fast food meat consumption is roughly as likely as the entire world economy switching to bitcoin.
aww fuuuuuck I just converted all my money into bitcoin and used that to buy shares in Impossible Burger!

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.

Errant Gin Monks posted:

Oh for sure I'm not saying they are the ones to so it. I'm saying the science is getting much better and as soon as we can replace meat for plant protein the better.

Edit: obviously not replace it all but the low quality poo poo meat products don't need real meat.
Yeah, I get what you're saying, it's just it really doesn't have anything to do with science. Imagine the best burger you've ever had. That's not what you get from a McDonald's, right? And that's not because they don't have the science to do it. It's because they've broken down the burger-making process and optimised every loving penny out of it they can. Like literally, any time they could change their process to save a penny per unit they do it because that ends up being worth billions over time.

The fact that we can do something (in this case make a passable fake meat burger) at all isn't even remotely relevant for the fast food industry on the whole, because that ain't even the game they're playing. The fact that Impossible Burgers are more expensive than beef burgers right now is just the start of it; if they were exactly the same price as beef burgers it would still be a non-starter because making any changes at all to their overall supply chain would be a huge expense. They'd have to be cheap enough that changing the entire way the industry is structured (and subsidized) would be a net economic win.

Again, not to say they're a bad idea or anything like that. I'm just saying that as cool as they are, extrapolating out from Impossible Burgers to entirely meat-free fast food is fantasy.

sweat poteto
Feb 16, 2006

Everybody's gotta learn sometime

SubG posted:

They'd have to be cheap enough that changing the entire way the industry is structured (and subsidized) would be a net economic win.

I completely agree, but I think it may actually happen (eventually).

Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:

SubG posted:

Yeah, I get what you're saying, it's just it really doesn't have anything to do with science. Imagine the best burger you've ever had. That's not what you get from a McDonald's, right? And that's not because they don't have the science to do it. It's because they've broken down the burger-making process and optimised every loving penny out of it they can. Like literally, any time they could change their process to save a penny per unit they do it because that ends up being worth billions over time.

The fact that we can do something (in this case make a passable fake meat burger) at all isn't even remotely relevant for the fast food industry on the whole, because that ain't even the game they're playing. The fact that Impossible Burgers are more expensive than beef burgers right now is just the start of it; if they were exactly the same price as beef burgers it would still be a non-starter because making any changes at all to their overall supply chain would be a huge expense. They'd have to be cheap enough that changing the entire way the industry is structured (and subsidized) would be a net economic win.

Again, not to say they're a bad idea or anything like that. I'm just saying that as cool as they are, extrapolating out from Impossible Burgers to entirely meat-free fast food is fantasy.

Electric cars that outperformed any gas cars were fantasies and then Tesla came out.

I'm not saying it will happen tomorrow but their product is based on yeast . It's cheaper to make beer than it is to make cows. I think in the future it will overtake animal production in price. Obviously waaayyy down the line.

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.

sweat poteto posted:

I completely agree, but I think it may actually happen (eventually).
Yeah, but my point is it's more likely to look what they're already doing with veg burgers in India than something like the Impossible Burger. Mod crazy science fiction changes it would be silly to even try to forecast from here.

Errant Gin Monks posted:

Electric cars that outperformed any gas cars were fantasies and then Tesla came out.
Yeah, and if you extrapolate out from where we are the future isn't everyone driving a Tesla, or even something that's like 90% or 75% of a Tesla. It's not even everyone driving a Leaf. It's something that can compete, pricewise, with a used Civic.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




just eat TVP

Segue
May 23, 2007

A&W here in Canada just introduced the Beyond Meat burger which is only like $1 more expensive than beef and actually tastes exactly like a mediocre fast food burger.

https://web.aw.ca/en/our-menu/burgers/beyond-meat-burger

They also had the good sense to add extra sauce and fresh onions and other things to mask any small variation in taste.

Honestly I think it's fantastic and a great step toward using less beef.

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat
The biggest catalyst to change would be taxing meat to take into account the carbon cost.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


The real question is does it get cheaper than beef production when economies of scale are invoked.

sweat poteto
Feb 16, 2006

Everybody's gotta learn sometime

therattle posted:

The biggest catalyst to change would be taxing meat to take into account the carbon cost.

We'll see battery farmed cows before that happens :(

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

sweat poteto posted:

We'll see battery farmed cows before that happens :(

Sadly you’re probably right

Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:

That Works posted:

The real question is does it get cheaper than beef production when economies of scale are invoked.

This is basically my point. If production on an industrial scale is cheaper than beef and it's close enough to indistinguishable then i can see the chains switching to save money.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
An alternate theory to consider. Which will likely happen first. Lab grown meat, at a cheap price point to do away with the majority of factory farming. OR, the Impossible Burger/analogue thereof?

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Manuel Calavera posted:

An alternate theory to consider. Which will likely happen first. Lab grown meat, at a cheap price point to do away with the majority of factory farming. OR, the Impossible Burger/analogue thereof?

VHS/Betamax, both happen at the same time, one is cheap and accessible, another is better quality but expensive, the one with porn wins.

Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 16:55 on Aug 26, 2018

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
So what you're saying is you're betting on lab grown cat girls. I can't find fault in your argument.

Casu Marzu
Oct 20, 2008

I mean, who honestly wouldn't gently caress a lab grown meat flap or pole?

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Suspect Bucket posted:

VHS/Betamax, both happen at the same time, one is cheap and accessible, another is better quality but expensive, the one with porn wins.

Well, uh, on one hand, bestiality exists, on the other you have eggplants.

So it's a draw?

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.

That Works posted:

The real question is does it get cheaper than beef production when economies of scale are invoked.
Nah. I mean that's necessary but it isn't even remotely sufficient. The entire conversation has been based on the assumption that of course production will get cheaper (per unit) as they expand. Point is that what that gets them is `manage to remain in business because they're losing money otherwise', not `all fast food becomes meatless'.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках

therattle posted:

The biggest catalyst to change would be taxing meat to take into account the carbon cost.

Sure, if we're trying to destroy the entire food economy we can pass on the carbon costs for petrochem-based fertilizers and pesticides in staple grain production too. For the uninitiated, we use huge amounts of synthetic nitrogen based fertilizers as a country (thanks to the enormous farms), and most of that is natgas produced although gasified coal also works.

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

Liquid Communism posted:

Sure, if we're trying to destroy the entire food economy we can pass on the carbon costs for petrochem-based fertilizers and pesticides in staple grain production too. For the uninitiated, we use huge amounts of synthetic nitrogen based fertilizers as a country (thanks to the enormous farms), and most of that is natgas produced although gasified coal also works.

Ok! Let’s do it!

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


I love meat and I love beef

But I totally love black bean burgers. They're way cheaper and while they're not beef they're tasty in a different way. They take about 5x as long for me to make though, because I almost always use dried beans.

With normal burgs I just grab a handful, make a patty and season in the cast iron. Bean burgers take a ton more prep unless I get canned beans and even then there's a lot more cleanup and time.

I went shopping today and the 80-20 ground beef was at $4.50lb. Not fancy beef, just on the rack at Aldi. So I bought 8lbs of chicken and a 5lb ham for about 13 dollars total instead.

Mr. Meagles fucked around with this message at 09:13 on Aug 27, 2018

ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

Sextro posted:

I find the impossible burger to be better than cheap beef but not a real replacement for good beef. Also my vegan friends think it's too close to the real thing to be comfortable eating it. So, as far as attempts to replicate an actual meat product they've nailed it I guess.

I and my wife tried both the Beyond Burger and the Impossible Burger this weekend.

The Beyond Burger was clearly the next generation of Morningstar farms-etc.; recognizably and unavoidably a fake meat product, but not bad for that.

The Impossible Burger I would have believed was beef if I hadn't known beforehand, and it was definitely better than some lovely beef burgers I've had in the past.

So I think they did nail it.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



I finally discovered instant ramen for the first time last week. Where has this stuff been all my life?

TychoCelchuuu
Jan 2, 2012

This space for Rent.
I've had a few Impossible Burgers because they're one of the few vegan things in the LAX International terminal (Umami Burger sells them). I also don't think I could've realized they weren't meat if I hadn't know beforehand. Granted, they taste like lovely meat, but that was my favorite kind of meat for burgers, so I'm satisfied.

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

I finally discovered instant ramen for the first time last week. Where has this stuff been all my life?

Really?
I hope you like salt and MSG (because I sure as hell do). I make my own seasoning for plain noodles (I mix up 1/2 tsp chicken salt, 1/2 tsp vegata veg stock - both of these have heaps of salt and MSG, then 1/4 tsp white pepper, 1/4 tsp garlic powder, optional 1/4-1/2 tsp rendang curry powder [coriander, chilli, lemongrass, sugar])
E: use to taste, I normally only use 1/2 tsp of the mix per noodle cake. Sometimes I add a bit of powdered ginger, paprika or all spice too. Add some scallion/spring onion greens, crispy fried shallots, sesame oil, favourite chilli sauce, fish sauce and soy sauce.
When I'm sick of canned baked beans, rice, pita wraps, sardine sandwiches, toast then I'll make some noodles for a change.

Fo3 fucked around with this message at 11:56 on Aug 30, 2018

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


Fo3 posted:

Really?
I hope you like salt and MSG (because I sure as hell do). I make my own seasoning for plain noodles (I mix up 1/2 tsp chicken salt, 1/2 tsp vegata veg stock - both of these have heaps of salt and MSG, then 1/4 tsp white pepper, 1/4 tsp garlic powder, optional 1/4-1/2 tsp rendang curry powder [coriander, chilli, lemongrass, sugar])
E: use to taste, I normally only use 1/2 tsp of the mix per noodle cake. Sometimes I add a bit of powdered ginger, paprika or all spice too. Add some scallion/spring onion greens, crispy fried shallots, sesame oil, favourite chilli sauce, fish sauce and soy sauce.
When I'm sick of canned baked beans, rice, pita wraps, sardine sandwiches, toast then I'll make some noodles for a change.

Or just get Shin Black and call it a day

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)
I don't go out shopping for them, like ever. Plus I often end up with stuff I need to use up in my pantry anyway.

Loutre
Jan 14, 2004

✓COMFY
✓CLASSY
✓HORNY
✓PEPSI

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

I finally discovered instant ramen for the first time last week. Where has this stuff been all my life?

Were you held hostage in someone's basement until you were an adult?

EVG
Dec 17, 2005

If I Saw It, Here's How It Happened.

Loutre posted:

Were you held hostage in someone's basement until you were an adult?

Don't be silly, basement dwellers are always familiar with instant ramen.

bloody ghost titty
Oct 23, 2008
Did I post my impressions of Lotus of Siam in here already? It was super beautiful but already being familiar with 1* grade Isan Thai and stuck with 15 colleagues whose tastes ranged from “yes let’s get two of the whole catfish” to “I’m just here for some wings and fried rice” I had some fun, some fine dishes, but wasn’t as floored as I had hoped.

I’ll just have to go back with a better crew when Cleaver opens. :beerpal:

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.
Like, why didn't you message me, yo? I live literally down the street from Lotus.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

I finally discovered instant ramen for the first time last week. Where has this stuff been all my life?

Shin Black and never go back

https://www.amazon.com/NongShim-Ramyun-Noodle-Black-Ounce/dp/B0061JW7I2?th=1

I have it with extra dried mushrooms and spinach. Break up the dried mushrooms and make it with the broth, then dump finished hot product on spinach and eat for perfectly cooked veg. Instant noodles and broth make the perfect braising liquid for spinach.

Cooks up great in the work microwave

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CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Shin black is good stuff.

whenever I do instant ramen I cook it as per the instructions, add veggies, eggs, and other toppings, then just eat the bits and noodles and throw out the broth, so i only get like 25% of the sodium.

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