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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Too much crust on that pie im not afraid to say it

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jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

if you look to your left and right and dont see a normie.....its you

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

tacodaemon posted:

apparently daniel dale doesn't drink alcohol

that guy is something else

he's a robit

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009


Not an argument

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

:3:

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 363 days!

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

jarofpiss posted:

ive worked maybe 10 hours this week total and i have to have a conference call at 4pm on a friday what kind of garbage universe is this

kratom konference kall

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

vaping weed is the best but i also like smoking a joint every now and then

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Wynona Dryder posted:

kratom konference kall

well yeah im gonna be high but still this is bullshit

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

tacodaemon posted:

a couple of years ago one of the writers for Bustle found some mid-twentieth-century etiquette guides at a used-book store and used them to create a Tinder alter ego who was essentially a wholesome 1950s young woman looking to become an industrious housewife




you should maybe contact her for help with your lady friend https://www.bustle.com/articles/132274-i-used-1950s-etiquette-on-tinder-this-is-what-happened


quote:

OK, don't give out your father's phone number unless it's someone you're serious about. And definitely don't give out a fake number because no number is fake, and sorry to whoever's phone number I gave out, you received more than a few calls this weekend from potential suitors looking for some paternal approval.

Lmao

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

jarofpiss posted:

vaping weed is the best but i also like smoking a joint every now and then

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
fun fact about tacodaemon

did you know she hates tacos.

well at least that's two of us. not including me, i like tacos, i was talking about that other guy.

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

jarofpiss posted:

vaping weed is the best but i also like smoking a joint every now and then

:omarcomin:

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

it's nice to see someone not act like a weird alien robot around people

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

probably its good its not an in person meeting because my shirt has a skull and says certain death and also im wearing jogging pants and im also high

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

it's kinda easy to be in love with that dude

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

gently caress works

t0aine
Apr 7, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo
i'm a normie (big fan of norm macdonald)

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012


eyes left

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

lorn Wayne posted:

fun fact about tacodaemon

did you know she hates tacos.

well at least that's two of us. not including me, i like tacos, i was talking about that other guy.

now i have to remove tacodaemon from my fav poster list

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

jarofpiss posted:

probably its good its not an in person meeting because my shirt has a skull and says certain death and also im wearing jogging pants and im also high

are you me

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

lmao the succ dems hosed up and nominated a human being for office somehow

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Im no normie but i am a fattie

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
andrew gillum owns and i'm glad i got to meet him and vote for him

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

lorn Wayne posted:

doesn't work if shes's a normie,. and i'm extremely dumb

both of which are true

It works even better because she will have no tolerance

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
https://twitter.com/DCPoliceDept/status/1035558884021350401

this lady is my loving hero and holy fuckin lol at this dumbass dumbass dumb-motherfucking-rear end white dude in the blue shirt

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

who had the idea to throw the extra a in daemon

not a fan

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
You have to rip a big old bong IMO

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




imagine looking at the western world and concluding that Marxists are in control of everything, especially the banks

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Good soup! posted:

he is quite possibly the lamest loving musician on the planet imo and his poo poo is idolized by boomers so gently caress him and his lovely music

:hai:

Bart - SCROTUS
Nov 21, 2002

I'm a geek, I'm a geek
I'm a power tool

When I sing this song
I look like a fool

:d2a: :d2a:

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

emfive posted:

are you me

do you work in a "creative" industry?

i dont

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Canada Prime Minister is not happy with me--that's okay, I'll still keep importing his garbage

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

jarofpiss posted:

who had the idea to throw the extra a in daemon

not a fan

it was phillip pullman take it up with him

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY

Epic High Five posted:

imagine looking at the western world and concluding that Marxists are in control of everything, especially the banks

It's funny as it's their defensive mechanism for not being able to get sex.

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

You have to rip a big old bong IMO

i like to smoke out of a stranger's gross uncleaned (mostly cashed) bowl pipe

Dicere
Oct 31, 2005
Non plaudite modo pecuniam jacite.

TRUMP just announced he's going to Texas next month to stump for Cruz. While this has tremendous potential to backfire catastrophically, ole Trumpy has a knack for waking up the worst voters that would otherwise stay home.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



you could probably get some responses from a dating profile that was just "Dating loving blows. We're both tired of it. Got a job and a car. You could do worse, let's do this thing and move on with our lives"

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tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 363 days!
marxism, to me, is whatever i dont like, sir,

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