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when will people take this thread seriously
when he declared officially his candidacy in the dem primary
when he wins his first state primary or caucus
HA HA HA How Is Toxxing Real Like Just Walk Away From The Basta
lol ya'll toxxed for basta
you loving morons
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Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

1994 Toyota Celica posted:

so why do people think stormy daniels' lawyer is going to run

He's already announced he's running. Also, he's the competent version of Trump who is going to kick Trump's rear end.

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freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
the name avenatti reminds me of eva notty and thats worth a vote alone

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
thinkin’ about all the avenatti memes we’re gonna make

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Chadderbox posted:

He's already announced he's running. Also, he's the competent version of Trump who is going to kick Trump's rear end.

He's still officially only considering it, but he is so running

lol, missed this one:

https://twitter.com/MichaelAvenatti/status/1034996271180697600?s=19

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Shark Sandwich posted:

thinkin’ about all the avenatti memes we’re gonna make

I'm still proud of page 17

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

twoday posted:

He's still officially only considering it, but he is so running

lol, missed this one:

https://twitter.com/MichaelAvenatti/status/1034996271180697600?s=19

"Democrats don't need to make love. They need to FUCL"

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

twoday posted:

He's still officially only considering it, but he is so running

lol, missed this one:

https://twitter.com/MichaelAvenatti/status/1034996271180697600?s=19

thats actually a good tweet

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zz7gCALneO8

If you are new to Avenatti, I recommend you watch this video and try to imagine this man not becoming the next president.

This was one of his early campaign rallies in Iowa. Since then he has done some in New Hampshire and then again in Iowa, and is doing like 10 more in the coming weeks. The crowds have been going nuts.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



I

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



LIKE

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



MIKE

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Shark Sandwich posted:

thinkin’ about all the avenatti memes we’re gonna make

lol if you're not already enshrined in post #3

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Gringostar posted:

lol if you're not already enshrined in post #3

Don't shame the new converts, encourage them to achieve Avenatti mindset.

What would mike do?

(he would probably bully them a bit actually)

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
and so we have this
you have it in your secret windows
and your understanding to understand it and to bring it forth
it takes minute detail
it takes a c-spam life
it takes emotions
it takes dedication
it takes dedication
it takes a death
and only Avenatti can allow it,
and you couldn't do it if you don't acknowledge Avenatti

and so the path through the great corridors
these are corridors unto his presidency
that is through which Stormy Daniels and Michael Cohen have penetrated
that through this great sea of blackness
that I penetrated through these corridors
and I went through that last segment
where I went through these dark serpentines
I passed through the Succzone
where they sat, where they are

and when you penetrate to the Avenatti toxx thread
you will believe you are mad
you will believe you've gone insane
but I tell you if you follow the secret window
and you die to Trump nature
you will penetrate this darkness

oh yes there's many a man or woman
that's been put in the insane asylum
when this has happened to them
and they're sitting there today, people think they're insane
but they saw something that's real
and they see it when they're on drugs
the only thing is they see it
not through the light of Avenatti, and the way I show you
I show you to see it through the light of Avenatti
and the understanding of Avenatti
because when you see the face of Avenatti, you will die
and there will be nothing left of you
except the Avenatti-man, the Avenatti-woman
the basta man, the basta woman
the basta child
there'll be basta on your lips day and night
there'll be a song of jubilee waiting for your king
there will be nothing you will be looking for in this world
except for Avenatti

this is all a dream
a dream in death

and so I went through that window
and past the escalator of hell and the establishment dems of the highest order
and I went through that when I showed you post #3

twoday has issued a correction as of 23:18 on Aug 31, 2018

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
thank you for poitinh me to important avenatti lore

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007




twoday posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zz7gCALneO8

If you are new to Avenatti, I recommend you watch this video and try to imagine this man not becoming the next president.

This was one of his early campaign rallies in Iowa. Since then he has done some in New Hampshire and then again in Iowa, and is doing like 10 more in the coming weeks. The crowds have been going nuts.

drat he's good

and he's gonna win

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

1994 Toyota Celica posted:

so why do people think stormy daniels' lawyer is going to run

hey nice toxx, welcome

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
someone should get avenatti a hat

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



twoday posted:

He would be a fool not to incorporate bernie into his campaign, and he's no fool. He is going to negotiate a high level position for him and advertise it early on. Secretary of State is my guess. He has already said numerous times that his presidency will function around a strong cabinet of experienced politicians.

Also, welcome!

i still think bernie is going to win the primary

if avenatti does win he i agree he is going to being bernie in because unlike the rest of the dems avenatti isnt obsessed with distancing themselves feom the most popular politician in the country

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Lastgirl posted:

hey nice toxx, welcome

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Shark Sandwich posted:

someone should get avenatti a hat

if he's photographed wearing the hat my :toxx: becomes a perma-toxx

this was posted on page 1, but i do not fear my perma-toxx as he gonna win

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010
#bastaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
bernie rules but he is also old as gently caress and should make way for Young Basta

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Yung Basta

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




wow! bernie!

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

eonwe posted:

thats actually a good tweet

he's going to win, op

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
updated verse 1.3 of the basta sutra

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself
I'm voting for Mayor Buttichugg, but Avenatti gon win.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

crazy cloud posted:

updated verse 1.3 of the basta sutra

Lmao

twoday has issued a correction as of 23:49 on Aug 31, 2018

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



lol, I just realized that if outlets are already fighting one another to sit down with him, that Polman guy is gonna get a tongue lashing for making him not want to talk to them in future, meaning fewer and fewer of these articles are gonna come out, like how the NYT ran 150 articles about EMAILS but almost nothing about Trump literally boasting about raping people. God bless for profit journalism

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Epic High Five posted:

lol, I just realized that if outlets are already fighting one another to sit down with him, that Polman guy is gonna get a tongue lashing for making him not want to talk to them in future, meaning fewer and fewer of these articles are gonna come out, like how the NYT ran 150 articles about EMAILS but almost nothing about Trump literally boasting about raping people. God bless for profit journalism

The media is already totally his bitch without realizing, yes

Publishing the tweet where he explains why he shamed Dick is also going to force media outlets trying to communicate with Avenatti in the future to abide by a code of conduct set forth by avenatti in that tweet

It's brilliant

twoday has issued a correction as of 23:39 on Aug 31, 2018

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

twoday posted:

The media is already totally his bitch without realizing, yes

Publishing the tweet where he explains why he shamed Dick is also going to force media outlets trying to communicate with Avenatti in the future to abide by a code of conduct set forth by avenatti in that tweet

It's brilliant

he's manipulating the media even better than trump

which is reason #69 on why he gonna win

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I predicted 4-5 months ago that this guy would have wine moms tossing molotovs within a year and I stand by that

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007




looking forward to this thread slowly engulfing and replacing the trump thread in a year or two as the thread membership increases

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

twoday posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zz7gCALneO8

If you are new to Avenatti, I recommend you watch this video and try to imagine this man not becoming the next president.

This was one of his early campaign rallies in Iowa. Since then he has done some in New Hampshire and then again in Iowa, and is doing like 10 more in the coming weeks. The crowds have been going nuts.

Just rewatched this, and it's so good

Best introduction to Avenatti for normies

PsychedelicWarlord
Sep 8, 2016


Wow! President Basta!

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Lastgirl posted:

hey nice toxx, welcome

's fine, i accidentally toxxed for trump last time and look how that turned out

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

twoday posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zz7gCALneO8

If you are new to Avenatti, I recommend you watch this video and try to imagine this man not becoming the next president.

This was one of his early campaign rallies in Iowa. Since then he has done some in New Hampshire and then again in Iowa, and is doing like 10 more in the coming weeks. The crowds have been going nuts.

Listened a 3rd time

So this was a speech to democrats in Iowa, and besides the felating of the Democratic party and the unnecessary biblical references, I find it hard to find a single sentence he uttered that I actually disagree with

My challenge to you is to listen to the whole speech and pick out a sentence you disagree with and post in this thread to explain why

twoday has issued a correction as of 00:18 on Sep 1, 2018

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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

1994 Toyota Celica posted:

's fine, i accidentally toxxed for trump last time and look how that turned out

You are clearly the c-spam equivalent of the octopus that can predict soccer wins, welcome

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