|
shiksa posted:https://twitter.com/Tweetermeyer/status/1035547303321292800 this thread moves at the speed of light these days but I want to call back to this thing about talulah riley's hair, because musk is constantly trying to turn his significant others into his mom, who's entire thing is being Mom from futurama 
|
#
?
Aug 31, 2018 21:46
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 25, 2024 19:30 |
|
|
Food Boner posted:
Should have made his nose grow in opposite timing of his eyes.
|
|
#
?
Aug 31, 2018 21:47
|
|
|
cumshitter posted:Musk: Why are factories horizontal? Imagine how much more quickly a car could be produced if factories were vertical. You drop the first part of the car, and then it gets built on the way down. We would actually be harnessing air resistance to heat the paint and slow its descent toward the end! jesus I actually read this like three times before realizing it wasn't a real quote
|
|
#
?
Aug 31, 2018 21:49
|
|
|
Stefan Prodan posted:idk I think model 3 looks like garbage in front, the side profile is basically the same as the S which I think are both "fine" and the X looks like garbage all over I feel like it looks like a slightly less inspired Mazda 6 or something.
|
|
#
?
Aug 31, 2018 21:51
|
|
|
Bushiz posted:this thread moves at the speed of light these days but I want to call back to this thing about talulah riley's hair, because musk is constantly trying to turn his significant others into his mom, who's entire thing is being Mom from futurama jhahaha she truly is futurama mom!
|
|
#
?
Aug 31, 2018 21:53
|
|
|
Uhh... having 4% of your workers suffer from serious injuries still seems pretty bad overall for the entire industry. also lmao at elon mom
|
|
#
?
Aug 31, 2018 21:53
|
|
|
Bushiz posted:this thread moves at the speed of light these days but I want to call back to this thing about talulah riley's hair, because musk is constantly trying to turn his significant others into his mom, who's entire thing is being Mom from futurama STECK A BOESTERD IN IT YOU CRAEP!!!
|
|
#
?
Aug 31, 2018 21:54
|
|
|
gotta move fast and break things bro
|
|
#
?
Aug 31, 2018 21:54
|
|
|
Bushiz posted:this thread moves at the speed of light these days but I want to call back to this thing about talulah riley's hair, because musk is constantly trying to turn his significant others into his mom, who's entire thing is being Mom from futurama  lolin so hard @ elons evil sci fi mom wtfffffffffff
|
|
#
?
Aug 31, 2018 21:55
|
|
|
more like CAR citizen
|
|
#
?
Aug 31, 2018 21:56
|
|
|
Cruella de Musk.
|
|
#
?
Aug 31, 2018 22:07
|
|
|
bring back old gbs posted:
Also remember the story how Elon's dad banged his 30 year old adopted daughter? https://www.stuff.co.nz/world/africa/102564433/elon-musks-dad-has-baby-with-stepdaughter quote:Tech Billionaire Elon Musk's father has had a baby with his 30-year-old stepdaughter.
|
|
#
?
Aug 31, 2018 22:08
|
|
|
"Now I'm off to some charity BS for knocked up teenage sluts"
|
|
#
?
Aug 31, 2018 22:10
|
|
|
me 'ole femily is fickin wecko
|
|
#
?
Aug 31, 2018 22:10
|
|
|
etalian posted:Also remember the story how Elon's dad banged his 30 year old adopted daughter?  yeah unfortunately elon's dad watching his 4 year old stepdaughter play in the yard and thinking "one day this will all be mine" is the absolute first thing that comes to mind whenever i picture elon musk. the man was not raised right
|
|
#
?
Aug 31, 2018 22:15
|
|
|
neat 
|
|
#
?
Aug 31, 2018 22:19
|
|
|
bring back old gbs posted:
The best part is that even though he's a loving insane creep and probably a raging pedophile he managed to be right about elon 
|
|
#
?
Aug 31, 2018 22:22
|
|
|
I love the casual dropping of the DNA test being done like it's totally normal
|
|
#
?
Aug 31, 2018 22:23
|
|
|
WampaLord posted:I love the casual dropping of the DNA test being done like it's totally normal "to ensure he was mine" yea super normal yeesh
|
|
#
?
Aug 31, 2018 22:28
|
|
|
Krankenstyle posted:"to ensure he was mine" yea super normal yeesh WampaLord posted:I love the casual dropping of the DNA test being done like it's totally normal in my own cautious way, he frames it perfectly innocently, i dont get why u goon s have to read into every little detail lmao if u didnt read in my own cautious way in the most delicately bourgeois accent u are capable of putting on. god drat
|
|
#
?
Aug 31, 2018 22:35
|
|
|
its code for "hail mary pass to see if i could justify dumping the whore i knocked up"
|
|
#
?
Aug 31, 2018 22:35
|
|
|
cumshitter posted:its code for "hail mary pass to see if i could justify dumping the whore i knocked up" hoping not be responsible for a autistic son
|
|
#
?
Aug 31, 2018 22:38
|
|
|
in my own cautious way, whenever i have unprotected sex with women who i assume sleep around and it results in surprise bastards, i
|
|
#
?
Aug 31, 2018 22:40
|
|
|
WampaLord posted:I love the casual dropping of the DNA test being done like it's totally normal don't forget he's wealthy they're all greedy and insane
|
|
#
?
Aug 31, 2018 22:47
|
|
|
Yeah it clearly means she forced the DNA test to make him take responsibility for loving her gross old racist capitalist weirdo (are there even scales on which he is not the worst?)
|
|
#
?
Aug 31, 2018 22:54
|
|
|
Bushiz posted:this thread moves at the speed of light these days but I want to call back to this thing about talulah riley's hair, because musk is constantly trying to turn his significant others into his mom, who's entire thing is being Mom from futurama Elon how much can a banana cost? 10 dollars?!
|
|
#
?
Aug 31, 2018 23:01
|
|
|
H.P. Hovercraft posted:don't forget he's wealthy they're all greedy and insane Elon Musk made sure his first wife Justine got nothing using the old pre-nup process.
|
|
#
?
Aug 31, 2018 23:27
|
|
|
H.P. Hovercraft posted:don't forget he's wealthy they're all greedy and insane the classic: quote:Seven studies using experimental and naturalistic methods reveal that upper-class individuals behave more unethically than lower-class individuals. In studies 1 and 2, upper-class individuals were more likely to break the law while driving, relative to lower-class individuals. In follow-up laboratory studies, upper-class individuals were more likely to exhibit unethical decision-making tendencies (study 3), take valued goods from others (study 4), lie in a negotiation (study 5), cheat to increase their chances of winning a prize (study 6), and endorse unethical behavior at work (study 7) than were lower-class individuals. Mediator and moderator data demonstrated that upper-class individuals’ unethical tendencies are accounted for, in part, by their more favorable attitudes toward greed. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3306667/
|
|
#
?
Aug 31, 2018 23:48
|
|
|
Bushiz posted:this thread moves at the speed of light these days but I want to call back to this thing about talulah riley's hair, because musk is constantly trying to turn his significant others into his mom, who's entire thing is being Mom from futurama lol she certainly has the villain look down
|
|
#
?
Aug 31, 2018 23:51
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Sep 1, 2018 00:09
|
|
|
Duscat posted:in my own cautious way, whenever i have unprotected sex with my daughters who i assume sleep around and it results in surprise double bastards, i
|
|
#
?
Sep 1, 2018 00:14
|
|
|
Grahms left Musk after he refused to stop headbutting her when she didn't move fast enough.
|
|
#
?
Sep 1, 2018 00:14
|
|
|
Elon's mad because its only one car on the assembly line going through over and over again and it just keeps getting more and more messed up every time it goes through
|
|
#
?
Sep 1, 2018 00:19
|
|
|
Siljmonster posted:Elon's mad because its only one car on the assembly line going through over and over again and it just keeps getting more and more messed up every time it goes through same car falling down the stairs forever. it just keeps happening.
|
|
#
?
Sep 1, 2018 00:42
|
|
|
etalian posted:Elon Musk made sure his first wife Justine got nothing using the old pre-nup process. not even, it was a post-nup and when she fought it he told her that she would've gotten more if she'd just agreed to its terms
|
|
#
?
Sep 1, 2018 00:47
|
|
|
H.P. Hovercraft posted:not even, it was a post-nup Reposting this link since it has so many weird horrible Elon Musk vignettes https://www.marieclaire.com/sex-love/a5380/millionaire-starter-wife/ quote:Still, there were warning signs. As we danced at our wedding reception, Elon told me, "I am the alpha in this relationship." I shrugged it off, just as I would later shrug off signing the postnuptial agreement, but as time went on, I learned that he was serious. He had grown up in the male-dominated culture of South Africa, and the will to compete and dominate that made him so successful in business did not magically shut off when he came home. This, and the vast economic imbalance between us, meant that in the months following our wedding, a certain dynamic began to take hold. Elon's judgment overruled mine, and he was constantly remarking on the ways he found me lacking. "I am your wife," I told him repeatedly, "not your employee."
|
|
#
?
Sep 1, 2018 00:57
|
|
|
shiksa posted:https://twitter.com/Tweetermeyer/status/1035547303321292800 Nice. I used to read a lot of Niedermeyer Sr.'s blog posts. This family knows its poo poo re: cars FistEnergy posted:The market is so stupid Reminder that Ford, the most successful domestic automaker, fired a CEO because despite succsess everywhere he didn't move the company toward "being more like Tesla" enough At one point in stock terms, Tesla had the same value as Ford Dumb Lowtax posted:More Elon Musk ownage: This reminds me a bit of the "sales bank." So there was this guy named Lynn Townsend, he was an accountant who in the late 1950s became comptroller for Chrysler and its stable of brands: Dodge, Plymouth, and De Soto and I guess maybe Imperial. Back when Detroit was something like silicon valley in the public imagination (an endless font of prosperity where the best and brightest went) Townsend was initially seen as a genius. He was also Trump-esque in his insecurity, needing to belittle and humiliate anybody who questioned him. Unlike Citizen TUMP, however, he at least understood accounting. He cut poo poo and pulled a Hyundai, offering a comprehensive 50K mile warranty on all its products. This managed to pull the #3 "big three" automaker through its early '60s slump. Being a finance guy, he was really into making the stock look good, so he really concentrated on making smart short term moves to impress shareholders. This lead to the 'sales bank.' OK, so car companies have two basic things going on in their production: they have these factories and workers that they want to get the max ROI on. They also make (among other things) consumer products that 1) are very expensive and 2) actually have a limited shelf life before they are no longer "new" IE this year's model. This has lead car companies to be fanatical about producing enough cars to meet demand while making good use of factories and their workers - basically without a dealer order, they are not making a car or truck. Townsend - well, ok, he didn't literally start butting cars with his goddamn head on the assembly line, that's ridiculous - but keeping in the "make short term decisions" he began running off extra cars without having a buyer. This was a positive for making maximum use of factories, but then you needed to sell the things to dealers. So cars were being completed without buyers. Completing the basics of the vehicle, and then waiting for an order to come in and giving the specified options would have been comically inefficient by mass production standards, so cars were completed, sometimes with random and unsalable option combinations, and then sent to a series of parking lots Chrysler had. Storing a 'new' car through the Michigan winter this way is - not ideal. 1966 saw the Sales Bank holding 60,000 cars; by the start of 1969, it was 408,302. Mopar salesmen constantly tried to unload these unwanted cars onto dealers, who in turn would firesale them to customers. The dealers soon became savvy to that if you waited until the mopar salesmen were desperate, you could get the cars for a steal. Cars that couldn't be sold this way would be 'sold' to a shell company of Chrysler's, thus showing up on the books as a 'sale.' This poo poo eventually unraveled when the 60s were over and the '70's oil crisis happened, with stagflation. Townsend would resign in 1975, but not before putting in a few years of eccentric behavior, including all night drinking/strategizing sessions with his executives and including random joes in these sessions and then getting vicious at them if they had any criticism of how Townsend was rolling Actually, what Tesla is doing and these abandoned cars is even worse - the sales bank was a shell game but eventually most of those cars were sold. All of those cars Tesla has abandoned are now literally worthless to the company. Let me show you why: This article got posted in the OSHA thread. While somewhat 2008 macho employment porn, it's about a car transporter that almost sank with $100 million in Mazda cars. The ship spend several days at a 45 degree angle, and while 99% of the cars took literally no visible damage, Mazda decided the liability risk was too great, and had the entire shipment of cars mashed into scrap. Nebakenezzer has issued a correction as of 01:10 on Sep 1, 2018 |
|
#
?
Sep 1, 2018 00:58
|
|
|
Nebakenezzer posted:Actually, what Tesla is doing and these abandoned cars is even worse - the sales bank was a shell game but eventually most of those cars were sold. All of those cars Tesla has abandoned are now literally worthless to the company. Let me show you why: This article got posted in the OSHA thread. While somewhat 2008 macho employment porn, it's about a car transporter that almost sank with 100 million in Mazda cars. That salvage story was a great read. The other funny leaked info was how Tesla has 14% FPY while the industry benchmark is >80%. I'm sure the whole 5000 a week target led to even more rush and QC problems just so Musk could brag about reaching a arbitrary goal.
|
|
#
?
Sep 1, 2018 01:04
|
|
|
over a lifetime of "unsurprising scientific studies" this one definitely ranks near the top
|
|
#
?
Sep 1, 2018 01:05
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 25, 2024 19:30 |
|
|
shiksa posted:over a lifetime of "unsurprising scientific studies" this one definitely ranks near the top The Corrective Action: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acT_PSAZ7BQ
|
|
#
?
Sep 1, 2018 01:06
|
|