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cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
the best part about selling drugs is being guilty of a bunch of felonies and being paranoid all the time

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Bart - SCROTUS
Nov 21, 2002

I'm a geek, I'm a geek
I'm a power tool

When I sing this song
I look like a fool

:d2a: :d2a:


:peanut:

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/lawcrimenews/status/1035671074522816512

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

lmao less than half a lb thats why you never bag up your personal weed

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

the lil fluffed up dollar bills :3

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Thank god they got that $115 off the street.

e: Oh poo poo, it was $120, a little five trying to hide back there. God job cops!

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

sut..... da fuk up…

t0aine
Apr 7, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo
#ready2forgetJohnMcCain

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

CC: everyone is dril

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-FW4keEzwk

:stare:

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


*the sky dumps rear end on a war criminal's coffin*

"truly God is personally blessing us and lifting him to heaven"

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames
i like dead heroes who don't get rained on

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/SpyTalker/status/1035672552998363136?s=20

:thunk:

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose

Lol dang

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Dewgy posted:

trump said he was making off the record remarks around people who had zero obligation to care, said remarks were published

lmao

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Yinlock posted:

*the sky dumps rear end on a war criminal's coffin*

"truly God is personally blessing us and lifting him to heaven"

yes, exactly

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

RandomBlue posted:

Thank god they got that $115 off the street.

I clicked on this to snark at them and the first thing I saw was my post from July telling them it’d take a while to use it all lol

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009



When did Majin Buu get into politics?

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

:yikes:

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Trump should just get a t-shirt that says "this is off the record" in big red letters and then no one would be allowed to report on him at all

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Intel&Sebastian posted:

Trump should just get a t-shirt that says "this is off the record" in big red letters and then no one would be allowed to report on him at all

good sig idea

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose
For those of you who are also wondering, district 18a is in Minnesota

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


pathetic little tramp posted:

this is the funny part of that bus video, I don't care about the deeper social implications; kids if you are ever in a situation where a crazy lady is breaking poo poo with a baseball bat and a car jack it is not I repeat not a good idea to literally jump onto the hood of her car while she's driving away



what was he thinking that this would accomplish?

he thought he had white man superpowers but forgot it doesn't always apply to random fat fucks in the street who arent cops/tormp, and who now have a large medical bill to pay :sad:

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
:stare:

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 363 days!
https://twitter.com/PFTompkins/status/1035628848069500928

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Dewgy posted:

trump said he was making off the record remarks around people who had zero obligation to care, said remarks were published

Also said remarks were of course stupid as gently caress and poo poo people already knew pretty much, so of course Trump throws a hissy fit for no reason.

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009



lol people were laughing at gullible idiots like me buying the 100 year old mom story but what the hell is even real anymore

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


NofrikinfuN posted:

lol people were laughing at gullible idiots like me buying the 100 year old mom story but what the hell is even real anymore

:pisstape:

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009


fuckin dorks

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014

:stonklol:

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002


what in the holy gently caress

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

I want to be YOUR shitposter

Higgy
Jul 6, 2005



Grimey Drawer

RandomBlue posted:

Trump throws a hissy fit for no reason.

nuh uh

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

pathetic little tramp posted:

this is the funny part of that bus video, I don't care about the deeper social implications; kids if you are ever in a situation where a crazy lady is breaking poo poo with a baseball bat and a car jack it is not I repeat not a good idea to literally jump onto the hood of her car while she's driving away



what was he thinking that this would accomplish?

this dude just vandalized her car. book him

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Calibanibal posted:

I want to be YOUR shitposter

your my shitposter

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Tan Dumplord
Mar 9, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KqqwdUSrrA

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