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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Shark Sandwich posted:

that book came out before the 2000 election tho

in the book, fake al gore had to resign because of a sex scandal (lol), but in the book he tries to argue that his resignation letter was never formally received so he's still vice president

jack ryan is about to replace him in front of a joint session of congress, but never gets the chance because japan 9/11s the capitol and kills all of congress, most of the executive, and the supreme court (interesting to note is that the japanese guy does a 9/11 b/c japan tried to do another pearl harbor a few months before this all happened (complete with them building nukes) and his son died) and of course he was sworn in before the joint session

tom clancy was so mad about clinton sex lmao

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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
tom clancy and donald trump in the green room with the candlestick

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huThukXpzPA&t=339s

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX44CAz-JhU

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
in conclusion tom clancy books are mostly wildly insane, but still somehow fun to read

the only one that was even halfway plausible was the one where the soviet union invades germany to distract everyone while it tries to seize the persian gulf's oil

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

THS posted:

avenatti is gonna show up with some kind of horrific skeletons in his basement

Absolute truth.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Mayor Dave posted:

in conclusion tom clancy books are mostly wildly insane, but still somehow fun to read

the only one that was even halfway plausible was the one where the soviet union invades germany to distract everyone while it tries to seize the persian gulf's oil

captured soviet pilot: you complete idiots its all about oil

buddhanc
Feb 16, 2010

Nichael posted:

https://twitter.com/alexandrasiera/status/1035650897781682182

two massive packed events today, probably some of the largest ever for a delaware primary.

If that's u with the giant fro then ur arm is disappearing

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

Nichael posted:

https://twitter.com/alexandrasiera/status/1035650897781682182

two massive packed events today, probably some of the largest ever for a delaware primary.

:911:

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

panoramic pictures are the future

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Billzasilver posted:

panoramic pictures are the future

AI augmented pictures

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
panoramic piss tape

Paranoid Peanut
Nov 13, 2009


Xray picture s

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

She's pregnant, how's she even going to win the Kumite like that? JFC.

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

lol :owned: chudie

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Baloogan posted:

one time jack ryan killed chuck norris

when?!

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

chad liberal

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

in the 90s

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Baloogan posted:

in the 90s

a racist and a liar i see

marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker
https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1035771553022136320

tag yourself

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



when jack reacher beats people up he says 'time to reach somethin down from the top shelf' and does a liu kang kick

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

if you ask me this looks liek two legs and a partially erect penis but if you ask sean spicer he runs t o the nearest bush

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

petrified giant dick

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

a helpful bear posted:

a racist and a liar i see

turn on your monator

slippery doc
Jan 17, 2006

kill the boy,
save the man


pays the rent

pays for the food

pays all the bills

manages this all on his one income working at a loading dock without a high school diploma, because lmao it's the 70's

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
I had a Clancy phase in my early teens and read basically everything and they're forgettable but go down like candy. The Bear And The Dragon is probably the most bug poo poo (Russia finds a big gold and oil deposit in Siberia and China immediately invades)

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

punchymcpunch posted:

when jack reacher beats people up he says 'time to reach somethin down from the top shelf' and does a liu kang kick

when he kills someone and they die he goes "heh, looks like you got really JACKED UP, fam:"

they threw in the fam bc stremaing services are fighting for the non-white viewership numbers and currently hbo is winning

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



a helpful bear posted:

if you ask me this looks liek two legs and a partially erect penis but if you ask sean spicer he runs t o the nearest bush

the best thing for the inside of a partially erect man is the outside of a partially erect stone dick

Gulping Again
Mar 10, 2007

slippery doc posted:

pays the rent

pays for the food

pays all the bills

manages this all on his one income working at a loading dock without a high school diploma, because lmao it's the 70's

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Baloogan posted:

turn on your monator

get that cannon yet so you can threaten minorities online u nasty duck?

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
:prepop:

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



a helpful bear posted:

when he kills someone and they die he goes "heh, looks like you got really JACKED UP, fam:"

they threw in the fam bc stremaing services are fighting for the non-white viewership numbers and currently hbo is winning

reach for the stars fam *blows up the baddies space shuttle*

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
soemtimes when im beating up a japanese bsuiness man in yakuza i imagine its baloogan crying about his swords while i collect all that yen from his flashing body

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
you pretty weird dude lol

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
who wants a sixer first come first serve up to three available

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

a helpful bear posted:

soemtimes when im beating up a japanese bsuiness man in yakuza i imagine its baloogan crying about his swords while i collect all that yen from his flashing body

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlOSdRMSG_k


anime was right posted:

who wants a sixer first come first serve up to three available

me plz

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Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde

buddhanc posted:

If that's u with the giant fro then ur arm is disappearing

we are a forum that specializes in arm reduction

edit:

anime was right posted:

who wants a sixer first come first serve up to three available

oh hell yes

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Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

RandomBlue posted:

She's pregnant, how's she even going to win the Kumite like that? JFC.

*fetus puts hand on uteran wall* “keep fighting mother. no matter what they say, being together does not make us weaker. it makes us STRONGER”

Baloogan posted:

AI augmented pictures

put on your VR headset to jack into campaign headquarters

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