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Vaxine posted:I loving hate anti-vaxers. Sure, but I'm not convinced you're an unbiased source here. Have you any pamphlets
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Vaxine posted:I loving hate anti-vaxers. Me too, i really want to stab them repeatedly in the upper arm.
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Aug 31, 2018 08:01
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Haifisch posted:he asked, "what's a vaccine insert?" I told him, he said his wife was pregnant, & after the information I've given him tonight he might reconsider. I like the way this is written, it's as if the doctor was so disillusioned after the encounter that he didn't want to have children anymore.
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Aug 31, 2018 09:11
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Darling, I don't consider you pregnant anymore because now I know what a vaccine insert is. I guess you're just fat. Also put this cotton swab in your mouth. Oh it's just the bubonic plague.
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Aug 31, 2018 09:13
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Strom Cuzewon posted:Me too, i really want to stab them repeatedly in the upper arm. That would be pointless, as their loving parents gave them the required shots as children. Stabbing antivaxxer's children in the upper arm, however, with the shots required, that would make their idiot parents' head explode with rage. I hope.
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Aug 31, 2018 13:48
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 Starts out believable but gets progressively less so, with the bystanders clapping to seal the deal at the end.
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Sep 1, 2018 14:59
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How can you spell “inappropriate“ correctly but not manage to know principle vs principal
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life is killing me posted:How can you spell “inappropriate“ correctly but not manage to know principle vs principal Autocorrect. Mine fills in "inappropriate" once I type "inap".
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Sep 2, 2018 04:03
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AlbieQuirky posted:Autocorrect. Mine fills in "inappropriate" once I type "inap". Fair enough, but it happens twice and you can’t proofread? I proofread harder in autocorrect situations but maybe I’m being too anal
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Sep 2, 2018 04:05
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Wouldn’t it be nice if that’s what the world was like? If you’re mean to people YOU CAN NEVER BUY FOOD AGAIN AND THEY PUT YOUR PICTURE UP.
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Sep 2, 2018 23:09
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Ah yes, the aggressive customer database
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Sep 2, 2018 23:15
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I may have spent some time on the AggCustDat back in my younger days, but I'm clean now
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Sep 2, 2018 23:20
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THE BIG DOG DADDY posted:Ah yes, the aggressive customer database Utopia
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Sep 2, 2018 23:24
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This story is super sparse compared to other revenge fantasies - baby's first STDH or an  attempt at a parody?
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eddoghetto posted:I may have spent some time on the AggCustDat back in my younger days, but I'm clean now NO. YOU MAY NEVER PURCHASE GROCERIES AGAIN. EVERY EMPLOYEE AT EVERY STORE KNOWS YOU NOW.
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Sep 3, 2018 00:02
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burial posted:Wouldn’t it be nice if that’s what the world was like? If you’re mean to people YOU CAN NEVER BUY FOOD AGAIN AND THEY PUT YOUR PICTURE UP. I always shop at Einstein's gently caress-off and Marriage Store.
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Sep 3, 2018 00:04
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burial posted:NO. YOU MAY NEVER PURCHASE GROCERIES AGAIN. EVERY EMPLOYEE AT EVERY STORE KNOWS YOU NOW.
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Sep 3, 2018 03:13
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The bar I very rarely go to has a Hall of Shame of banned patrons' photos. (That's not why I rarely go, though. I am just cheap and married to a teetotaler, so I drink at home.)
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Sep 3, 2018 03:17
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life is killing me posted:Fair enough, but it happens twice and you can’t proofread? I proofread harder in autocorrect situations but maybe I’m being too anal It's not a typo, a disturbing amount of people think principal is spelled principle. After irregardless became a word it's only a matter of time before principle becomes an acceptable spelling, along with peak as a substitute for peek and pique.
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Sep 3, 2018 03:25
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Principle is definitely a word, and has been a word essentially forever. It's just not the word you use to refer to the person in charge of a school.
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Sep 3, 2018 03:43
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I don't think anybody is arguing that principle is not a word. It's definitely a word. It's just not the right word.
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Sep 3, 2018 03:50
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Haifisch posted:Being banned from buying groceries because you got put in the wrong database sounds like something out of a lovely cyberpunk story. But it wasn't the WRONG database, now was it?
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Desk Lamp posted:It's not a typo, a disturbing amount of people think principal is spelled principle. After irregardless became a word it's only a matter of time before principle becomes an acceptable spelling, along with peak as a substitute for peek and pique. You've peaked my curiosity
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Sep 3, 2018 04:30
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I literally balled my eyes out.
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Sep 3, 2018 04:45
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Haifisch posted:Being banned from buying groceries because you got put in the wrong database sounds like something out of a lovely cyberpunk story. Once Amazon buys out Twitter and their food delivery takes the place of actual supermarkets this will most definitely become the case.
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Jayme posted:This story is super sparse compared to other revenge fantasies - baby's first STDH or an Maybe it was translated from Mandarin, and is a damning indictment of the Social Credit system... Lucky your country has such strong free speech principals.
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:You've peaked my curiosity walrusman posted:I literally balled my eyes out. unphased by your lovely linguistics. ama.
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Sep 3, 2018 04:48
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For all intensive purposes, this joke has gone on far too long
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Sep 3, 2018 04:52
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Jerry Cotton posted:I always shop at Einstein's gently caress-off and Marriage Store. Doesn’t everyone? Haifisch posted:Being banned from buying groceries because you got put in the wrong database sounds like something out of a lovely cyberpunk story. Like the other fine poster said, this is happening. And it’s happening soon! I was really hoping for a non-lovely cyberpunk future, but here we are.
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Sep 3, 2018 04:55
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Hey, why do you think you have to show your ID when you buy groceries? It's for real, man!
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Sep 3, 2018 06:47
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burial posted:Doesn’t everyone? Well they did start clapping so yes.
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Pththya-lyi posted:For all intensive purposes, this joke has gone on far too long I knew that from the gecko though. What can I say? It's a doggy dog world out there.
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:I don't think anybody is arguing that principle is not a word. It's definitely a word. It's just not the right word. There’s no red underline, so it’s fine.
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Sep 3, 2018 11:03
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walrusman posted:I literally balled my eyes out.
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Sep 3, 2018 11:12
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burial posted:Like the other fine poster said, this is happening. And it’s happening soon! I was really hoping for a non-lovely cyberpunk future, but here we are. In Australia they're finally developing a database of people who steal petrol and it's linked to licence plate reading cameras. So, if you steal petrol in one place you may very well find yourself banned from getting fuel again. NB, this obviously excludes people who get a new car, new plates, steal new plates, or just go to the majority of sites with no plate reading cameras.
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Sep 3, 2018 11:28
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Splicer posted:That is quite the mental image. A little something like this? 
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Sep 3, 2018 11:29
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jobson groeth posted:A little something like this?
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Splicer posted:Not the kind of balling I was picturing. 
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