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An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

cumshitter posted:

market is closed bitch

n o d

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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


let's cry together folks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWs747leakc

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
mr president, drop the bombs

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
MDMA

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/donnabrazile/status/1035518759388295169?s=21

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


this is a psychotic speech

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Wendell_T_Stamps
Nov 26, 2017

COOOOOOOOODYYYYYYYYYYYYYY



cum man I bought aphira when it was low and I'm having a great week. when should i sell?

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

goddammit I thought we'd finally seen the last McCain "tormp bad??? *votes to reclassify black people as trees*" song and dance

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


"the America of John McCain has no need to be made great again, because America was always great" - Meghan McCain in an extremely angry tone

to applause, of course

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

:Ironicatthatvomitsironicats:

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


Title text (optional; no images are allowed, only text)
Are Moot and dril going to speak at Lowtaxs funeral?

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
that old bitch john mccain is dead

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

I did a thing posted:

could all be scripted

that’s the Zoloft :bdt:

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

she did something lovely but i forgot

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

:badum:

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

goddamn it what’s the loving drum emote

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


jesus christ i hope she has a stroke

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



turp

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


I hope I have a stroke

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
how is she still talking

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene

Billzasilver posted:

goddamn it what’s the loving drum emote
:rimshot:

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
i dont think that flight will make it to heaven if its piloted by john mccain

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

tacodaemon posted:

speaking of delaware, i found out that somebody killed the guy who owned the hollywood diner in dover a few years ago and that's pretty nuts, i used to go to that diner w my family a lot while heading down route 13

hmm, how often would you say people you cross paths with mysteriously die??

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



meghan mccain's false eyelashes are distractingly extra

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Good for him, i always feel like poo poo after i gently caress my pepe real doll

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Mods pls change title to "hate-watching a funeral"

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Wendell_T_Stamps posted:

cum man I bought aphira when it was low and I'm having a great week. when should i sell?

don't follow it, don't know it

but if you're up: cumgratulations!

set a standing sell order for your entire position (I assume its small, though I do not assume you are a small person or personality) and revise it on the daily as the stock price changes.

and remember one loving thing: nobody ever lost money realizing gains

imagine me as a very lovely contractor. i cant give you a quote on where to build your ceiling. but you should always have a floor

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
why are you guys watching that poo poo???

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

What could the substance of that Marla article possibly have been

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



McClain

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

rear end cobra posted:

that old bitch john mccain is dead

He's still with us, as long as we remember him. And good luck forgetting when he has a funeral every day and also we name all the buildings and battleships and condoms after him.

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
why would you hate watch a funeral lol

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012




MY KINGS!

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Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007


For the first half of this article I was absolutely positive it was satire.

... I don't think it's satire.

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