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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




who is mr belvedere?

like is he kennedy's murderer swinging around his supposedly fat cock?

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Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo
terri schiavo

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
we gotta double dose of bush brothers on that one

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
McCain dying

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

https://twitter.com/TIME/status/898601973934465024

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is


sitting on your balls hurts

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




its disturbing to me how he looks like a 40 year old in a 20 year old body. theres something incredibly strange about his facial expressions and gestures. He's like a 3rd generation copy of that guy who did the American Psycho/Talking Heads parody music video.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxch-yi14BE

Rogue Copter Pilot
Apr 12, 2005

a dead whale or a stove boat


Turn left John Mulaney noooo

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008


ben shapiro got reincarnated and he didn't even have to die

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Miles Fisher

This must be the place

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cPuaqGZGro

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf
After Obama Re-election, Shrieking White-Hot Sphere of Pure Rage Early GOP Front-Runner for 2016

Actually posted in 2012, not one of those fake retrospectives the Onion sometimes does.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Krazyface posted:

After Obama Re-election, Shrieking White-Hot Sphere of Pure Rage Early GOP Front-Runner for 2016

Actually posted in 2012, not one of those fake retrospectives the Onion sometimes does.

when was the last time the onion did a fake historical newspaper? i don't think i can remember any after watergate, but i didn't buy This Dumb Century so i haven't seen 'em all

Action Jacktion
Jun 3, 2003
When John McCain and Mike Pence went to an Iraqi marketplace surrounded by dozens of soldiers and watched over by helicopters and said it was a perfectly ordinary, safe place.

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Lmao the morons talk like Trump and even talk through their teeth like him

misdirectomy
Feb 19, 2008

I asked this guy one innocent question regarding his thought process when he was eating that booger and the coward blocked me.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
He's not a racist, he just thinks the American people deserve a vote on whether there should be minorities.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
Imagine being so stupid that you get yourself run out of Boston for something racism related

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
i wanted to show solidarity for a cause thats not been talked about, which is that why do minorities get laid and i cant,

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfkRjvAYuOc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPhylYXsNX8

Vanilla Ice
Jun 13, 2002

Fuck The Eradicator


2004 Vice Presidential candidate John Edwards was much worse than recent failure Tim Kaine. Edwards was probably picked due to his strong southern accent that was supposed to rival Bush's folksiness. He constantly mentioned how he was the son of a mill worker and how that made him a true man of the people. In that election's VP debate he tried to goad Cheney to contradict his stance against homosexuality by referencing his gay daughter. It did not work out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bblZcwvkPmE

John Kerry picked him as his runningmate even after the anecdote below:

quote:

Kerry talked with several potential picks, including Gephardt and Edwards. He was comfortable after his conversations with Gephardt, but even queasier about Edwards after they met. Edwards had told Kerry he was going to share a story with him that he'd never told anyone else that after his son Wade had been killed, he climbed onto the slab at the funeral home, laid there and hugged his body, and promised that he'd do all he could to make life better for people, to live up to Wade's ideals of service. Kerry was stunned, not moved, because, as he told me later, Edwards had recounted the same exact story to him, almost in the exact same words, a year or two before and with the same preface, that he'd never shared the memory with anyone else. Kerry said he found it chilling, and he decided he couldn't pick Edwards unless he met with him again.

When they did, Kerry tried to get a better personal feel for his potential number two; as rivals for national office since 2000, shortly after Edwards had entered the Senate, the two men hadn't spent a lot of time together. Kerry also wanted a specific reassurance. He asked Edwards for a commitment that if he was chosen and the ticket lost, Edwards wouldn't run against him in 2008. Edwards agreed "absolutely," as Kerry recalled him saying. If Kerry had shared this at the time, I would have told him what I did later: it was naive to think he could rely on a promise like that.
https://www.theatlantic.com/daily-dish/archive/2008/08/the-lies-of-john-edwards/213203/

Of course Edwards ran again in 2008. Later he fathered a child with a woman making a documentary about that campaign while his wife was dying of cancer.

quote:

ABC News reported that Andrew Young, a member of Edwards' campaign team, stated that Edwards asked him to "Get a doctor to fake the DNA results ... and to steal a diaper from the baby so he could secretly do a DNA test to find out if this [was] indeed his child."[4]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Edwards_extramarital_affair

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Vanilla Ice posted:

Later he fathered a child with a woman making a documentary about that campaign while his wife was dying of cancer.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Edwards_extramarital_affair

How much of a narcissist do you have to be to get involved with someone documenting you? See also David Petraeus.

Algund Eenboom
May 4, 2014

John Edwards, Newt Gingrich and John McCain all cheated on or divorced their wives when they were in the hospital

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Algund Eenboom posted:

John Edwards, Newt Gingrich and John McCain all cheated on or divorced their wives when they were in the hospital

Clearly the party of family values.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
Edwards is a Democrat

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

Vanilla Ice posted:

John Kerry picked him as his runningmate even after the anecdote below:

this is cold as gently caress

ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006

not a cult posted:

this is cold as gently caress

and he picked him anyway

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
:nws:


:nws: but great video

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

LastInLine posted:

and he picked him anyway

kerry was never supposed to win

ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

kerry was never supposed to win

I understand that but my point is if you're Kerry why share the story at all when it makes you look like an idiot?

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
remember when he just sat on his hands when his deserter opponent attacked his military career as fake made up bullshit

kerry was either dumb as gently caress or set up to fail or both

So Math
Jan 8, 2013

Ghostly Clothier
John Edwards got an electoral college vote and they didn't even spell his name right.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
https://twitter.com/HenryKrinkIe/status/1036082082504757253

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Chelsea Clinton protesting against anti-war protesters

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
Jimmy Eat World had an album called Bleed American and they renamed it Jimmy Eat World because of 9/11

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

GalacticAcid posted:

Jimmy Eat World had an album called Bleed American and they renamed it Jimmy Eat World because of 9/11

The Coup pulled their album art so I'm gonna give them a pass

Also,

https://twitter.com/ZhouChauster/status/1036251929096200192?s=19

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

GalacticAcid posted:

Jimmy Eat World had an album called Bleed American and they renamed it Jimmy Eat World because of 9/11
JEW did 9/11

cenotaph
Mar 2, 2013




This guy looks like a Dick Tracy character.

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.

cenotaph posted:

This guy looks like a Dick Tracy character.

lmao that's what it is

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smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

A Handed Missus posted:

Chelsea Clinton protesting against anti-war protesters

holy poo poo lol, i forgot about this

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