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Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Lol i quit the cable company because $14 wasn't enough to get me into one more cat piss soaked house or up one more crooked rear end telephone pole, and the day i left they started hiring people on at $10, a dollar and a half more than i was getting at the theme park i worked before that

I laughed so loving long and hard at that poo poo it left a microwave background fading evenly into the cosmos in all directions

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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
free avshalom

free powerball

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018



i dunno stebe, the facts check out

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/scarytoilet/status/1024640591399936001

someone snapped a photo of the white house restrooms

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Early to bed early to rise makes it really hard to drink all night.

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Making their parents late for work so they will get fired. This is woke Cali capitalism at it's finest. Can you smell what the real middle class is cooking! You can't cause you lost your job poors!

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

Mayor Dave posted:

mccain funeral, it's not even a contest

mccain death week has been non-stop flagellation by the worst people alive

and at least with ozyfest, no one tries to shame you for hating it

You’re probably right but ozyfest welcoming Karl rove with open arms is a tough contender

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Baller Ina posted:

You’re probably right but ozyfest welcoming Karl rove with open arms is a tough contender

kissinger spoke at mccain funeral

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

Mayor Dave posted:

free avshalom

free powerball

Avs is free as a bird, mang

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


Baller Ina posted:

You’re probably right but ozyfest welcoming Karl rove with open arms is a tough contender

both had lovely people but the audience at ozyffest was just dipshit manhattan/brooklyn limousine liberals while litearlly everyone is :decorum: rn

also ozyfest was a couple days and tumorfest is probs gonna be a couple weeks or some poo poo

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
school sux

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Kurtofan posted:

cant wait for the first general born after 911

can't wait for Erik Prince to be appointed provisional governor of Afghanistan

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

tbh which of us hasn't been there and done that

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

he ran like 3 or 4 times and considered it like a dozen times

gently caress off with this nonsense

t0aine
Apr 7, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo

2DCAT posted:

tbh which of us hasn't been there and done that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTKY8NKKgjo

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:
No u gently caress off!!! He is are PRESUdEnT

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

https://twitter.com/pattymo/status/1035944052183715840

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4

jerry ftw

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Moon beam

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
california rules

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

the media ppl want me to care about john mccain but its just not gonna happen

garbage pundit
Apr 10, 2008

We're on our way home now, duckie!

https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/1025403468830392322

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


They're not making more of that sauce you loving nerd

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

My high school started at 6am, which was a bummer i guess, but it was so the streets weren't packed with buses going to nine different schools all at 8am and it was nice getting out at 2

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIqESwzCGg4

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Inspector Hound posted:

My high school started at 6am, which was a bummer i guess, but it was so the streets weren't packed with buses going to nine different schools all at 8am and it was nice getting out at 2

lol holy loving poo poo it was like 8 or 8:30 for me idr holy goddamn 6 o clock wtf

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few


ohio and california really competing to see who's the better state today :911:

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




MysteriousStranger posted:

Making their parents late for work so they will get fired. This is woke Cali capitalism at it's finest. Can you smell what the real middle class is cooking! You can't cause you lost your job poors!

just so you know, you are a worse poster than a hypothetical poster whose post history was the combined post histories of concerned citizen and whiskeyjuvenile

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
MAGMDMA

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

Inspector Hound posted:

My high school started at 6am, which was a bummer i guess, but it was so the streets weren't packed with buses going to nine different schools all at 8am and it was nice getting out at 2

and look where you ended up. here.

t0aine
Apr 7, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo

Turdfuzz posted:

lol holy loving poo poo it was like 8 or 8:30 for me idr holy goddamn 6 o clock wtf

haha yeah, that's a war crime

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
i went to junior/senior high in a district that wouldnt buy enough buses so there were two trips each bus took each day. each year they alternated who was on 'first load' or 'second load'. so youd swap off years having to get the bus at 6:15am but getting home at 3:30, or getting on the bus at 7:15 and getting home close to 5

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Turdfuzz posted:

lol holy loving poo poo it was like 8 or 8:30 for me idr holy goddamn 6 o clock wtf

Up and at em

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
i should probably post about things besides MDMA but lol lmao i wont

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/109323379978403840?s=19

NEVER a bad time for a joint sesh

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Billzasilver posted:

ohio and california really competing to see who's the better state today :911:

california eliminated cash bail this week

t0aine
Apr 7, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo

Squizzle posted:

just so you know, you are a worse poster than a hypothetical poster whose post history was the combined post histories of concerned citizen and whiskeyjuvenile

dude please. whiskeyjuvenile? that's too far.

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009


i got a ‘second load’ for ya righht here buddy

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

t0aine posted:

dude please. whiskeyjuvenile? that's too far.

buy your old avatar back, tayne

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Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

i think it was 8:30 for elementary shcools n 8 for above that

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