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An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

they drink milk from bags nafta is terrible and they'll pay dearly - a smart man

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a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
hook me up to the cum machine and turn it up to "assblaster"

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Calibanibal posted:

just so you know, you are a worse poster than a hypothetical poster whose post history was the combined post histories of concerned citizen and whiskeyjuvenile

im extremely confident this post isnt about me

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

https://i.imgur.com/TY2SZxA.gifv

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

lmbo this gif sits on a fine line between hilarious and a warcrime

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

a helpful bear posted:

hook me up to the cum machine and turn it up to "assblaster"

come on over. i finally figured out how to tune up the engine on my water pick so it can spray cum when i irrigate my teeth at night

bring cum. if you cant find it then dont worry, i will help you find some

garbage pundit
Apr 10, 2008

We're on our way home now, duckie!


he went to jail for this, right?

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

cumshitter posted:

come on over. i finally figured out how to tune up the engine on my water pick so it can spray cum when i irrigate my teeth at night

bring cum. if you cant find it then dont worry, i will help you find some

:thunk:

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

cumshitter posted:

come on over. i finally figured out how to tune up the engine on my water pick so it can spray cum when i irrigate my teeth at night

bring cum. if you cant find it then dont worry, i will help you find some

if that thing can handle cum seems like it wouldn't be too much trouble to hook up a vat of heated gravy to it.

i think i have the next million dollar idea

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Elephanthead posted:

What? How does the bag keep it in after you open it?

Well, ideally you don't buy it because it's cow titty squeezins and you shouldn't suck on cow tits

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Bethamphetamine posted:

Well, ideally you don't buy it because it's cow titty squeezins and you shouldn't suck on cow tits

But I need it so I can eat my lucky charms.

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
i'm drinking a tall, frothy glass of milk right now. no tariff can stop me

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

khan soupanisphone from hank of the hill: "I could jeeze in a thimbull and cover all of new yawk central park in cum"

*takes a sip*

me: you're not chinese

*stares*

you're laotioan

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
according to gay conservative bad opinion haver jj mccolough the bags thing is a LIE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TeRDhf41Mk

Bart - SCROTUS
Nov 21, 2002

I'm a geek, I'm a geek
I'm a power tool

When I sing this song
I look like a fool

:d2a: :d2a:

so glad some sicko pervert euros decided sucking the milk out of another animal was cool and good, and forced their nasty diet and trashbag bodies full of butter and breast fetishism onto the rest of the world

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
i use 3% milk when i bake

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

DryGoods posted:

i'm drinking a tall, frothy glass of milk right now. no tariff can stop me

solidarity

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Trump’s taint is corrupt

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
im going to start using the phrase "its as british as star wars"

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Bethamphetamine posted:

Well, ideally you don't buy it because it's cow titty squeezins and you shouldn't suck on cow tits

sez you

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Augus posted:

Trump’s taint is corrupt

like in my book

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich
I unironically enjoy milk and all sorts of diary products

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

cumshitter posted:

oh my loving god

the same dipshits who did the "Maybe Jordan Peterson is right?' article have a gala going on at the los angeles ritz carlton

https://reason.org/events/reasons-50th-anniversary-gala/

sign up now. there are only so many $250,000 tickets left. please support the concept of reason



:cripes:

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich
I love milk so much I basically converted my GF into being an unapologetic milk drinker. Can’t finish a day without a glass of cold milk.

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Baloogan posted:

i use 3% milk when i bake

just lol forever if your baking milk isn't 2.71828 milkfat

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

white sauce posted:

I love milk so much I basically converted my GF into being an unapologetic milk drinker. Can’t finish a day without a glass of cold milk.

milk is good

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

CSPAM should pool our money together and buy cumshitter a ticket

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

white sauce posted:

I love milk so much I basically converted my GF into being an unapologetic milk drinker. Can’t finish a day without a glass of cold milk.

day crew is sexually transmittable???

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

pathetic little tramp posted:

Call me nuts, but I think this - because it's loving stupid and dumb as hell and reinforces ARE TROOPS - is going to matter

https://twitter.com/RyanLizza/status/1035968699600195584

id rather be playing golf that sucking off the warmonger

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

eonwe posted:

milk is good

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
i'm going to make a tres leches cake tomorrow just to celebrate my love of milk and milk related products

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


The farmers are corrupt, the samurai are corrupt, the taint is corrupt!

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

i left a voicemail for their director of communications because they were stupid enough to put it on their website.

it turns out its his business celphone, and since he works for a libertarian thinktank and is, therefore, a complete waste of a human being i have been leaving voicemails for him all day

i read the entirety of the image you quoted him saying, "Good job buddy, hot wheels. That'll get the $10,000 investors to fund your loving parasitic job, you walking contradiction of a libertarian."

he called me back and asked me why i was blowing up his phone during his wife's baby shower and i said, "What kind of pussy beta bitch male hangs out at their wife's baby shower?"

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

DryGoods posted:

i'm going to make a tres leches cake tomorrow just to celebrate my love of milk and milk related products

:vince:

3 leches is the best dessert in the world.

Don’t @ me

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc


rip mccain

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich
Imagine how much milk is inside Meghan McCain’s giant titty torpedos

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Oh wow I saw a video like this once only it was some ladies and.... they weren't putting the milk in their mouths.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

The Nastier Nate posted:

kale is gross and useless

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Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
milk is bad

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