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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Fun fact, the ampersand in the title wasn't a typo, the code breaks if you put a " in the last possible space in a thread title

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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Calibanibal posted:

driving in circles for half an hour, just staring at this church's chicken errand, praying for something else to pop, something that will let me meet Sept rent,dear g*d please anything, tears in my eyes, despairing, finally i hit accept and pull into the church's drive thru

Strumming my pain with his fingers
Painting my life with his posts

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

Whatever, take uber, just don't delude yourself into thinking you're "sticking it to those venture capitalists" by tipping the driver. They get to undermine other transportation options while getting you to subsidize the drivers wages even more. That's exactly what they want

yeah i tip the driver because im not gonna ask a human to bring me fried chicken for a dollar but uber hasn’t undermined anything in houston other than the city’s dui revenue because there are 0 practical options here outside of driving yourself which anyone who has the means of doing will do instead of taking our nightmare public transit options

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
ariana grande said "i hate america" when confronted with some excess didn't she

chuds piled on her and she made the mistake of apologizing

should have just tweeted recipes for boiled water like sarah yeong

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe
hey wapo, can you help me think of someone whose death brought me more joy than mccain's?

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1036067741919326208

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Try2plow us down.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

jarofpiss posted:

yeah i tip the driver because im not gonna ask a human to bring me fried chicken for a dollar but uber hasn’t undermined anything in houston other than the city’s dui revenue because there are 0 practical options here outside of driving yourself which anyone who has the means of doing will do instead of taking our nightmare public transit options

I thought you said it was a block away

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
america sucks dick, actually

in the bad way

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

a helpful bear posted:

cumshitter is charlie and mac smashed together

Bartender: "How did you get another check so fast?"

"Man, you're used to dealing with regular actors. Porno is faster."

"There's more lions on this crest than the last one."

"Fux Studios is coming up, man. I'm proud to work for them."

*bartender gives me the stink eye as he pours a shot*

"I'm calling your HR department to see if you work there."

"God, if we have an HR department you give me the number, buddy. I have a LOT of complaints to file. Seriously, keep me in the loop."

*bartender frowns*

*i stare*

"... I still believe you. For now."

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

twoday posted:

I thought you said it was a block away

yeah if anything people should be dragging me for not walking there but i have an ear infection and also im not into cardio

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




FactsAreUseless posted:

Any time one sad person does something stupid for another sad person, that's a goon meet.

thanks, matthew 18:20

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007


Buck yourself

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/ClickHole/status/1036063701965647879

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/rolandscahill/status/1035904690825908225?s=20

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
MDMA

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Ages posted:

hey wapo, can you help me think of someone whose death brought me more joy than mccain's?

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1036067741919326208

Ronald Reagan?

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
my favorite thing about Residuals is that the bartender had a severe traumatic brain injury. i cant remember his name because im drunk, he cant remember my name because a mule kicked him in the head. we get along famously

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Squizzle posted:

thanks, matthew 18:20
That's Matthew 6:20 p.m. for those who prefer it that way

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Duscat posted:

fake news that doesn't sound like "USA! USA! USA!" to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi6WKfUjHDE&hd=1

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

He snuck the iraq war the same way!

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009


i hate everything in this post

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

john mccain died then everybody stood up and clapped

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

jarofpiss posted:

yeah if anything people should be dragging me for not walking there but i have an ear infection and also im not into cardio

Gotta keep moving, friend

Unless it’s an inner ear infection, then you’ll fall over

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

twoday posted:

I thought you said it was a block away

i've ordered pizza from not much further away than that because i didn't trust my drunk rear end to survive the traffic on foot

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

FactsAreUseless posted:

That's Matthew 6:20 p.m. for those who prefer it that way

thank you im a pacifist

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

jarofpiss posted:

i uber eats ordered church's chicken from a block away and waited 30 mins. really starting to feel like a downward spiral

a shameful choice when youre so close to frenchys

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

this is like a who's who of first-tier revolutionary tribunal defendants

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

twoday posted:

Gotta keep moving, friend

Unless it’s an inner ear infection, then you’ll fall over

it’s from travis lake toxins so who knows how deep it goes. doc had to put a tiny ear tampon in my ear because it swelled closed and looks like i have a cauliflower ear

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

whenever i move the first thing i do is time the walk to the liquor store or station

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
matthew book 69 part 4 line 20 bitches

i will remember it forever

"And Matthew sent a letter to the people of Erisclopes, which said"

powerful. and nice

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Sir Tonk posted:

a shameful choice when youre so close to frenchys

church's or nothing :colbert:

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Sir Tonk posted:

a shameful choice when youre so close to frenchys

will they deliver to me?

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Sir Tonk posted:

moving to florida

holy poo poo that was the butthole surfers???

reminds me that beavis and butthead beat on some early smashing pumpkins stuff too

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



https://twitter.com/TankCPTNemo/status/1035913115270107137

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

jarofpiss posted:

yeah i tip the driver because im not gonna ask a human to bring me fried chicken for a dollar but uber hasn’t undermined anything in houston other than the city’s dui revenue because there are 0 practical options here outside of driving yourself which anyone who has the means of doing will do instead of taking our nightmare public transit options

Welcome to the Republican party lmao

Libs get so mad when you get and point out how anti labor uber is, it's the exact same excuse for literally any city no matter what the bus system/taxi density is
"bu but it's convenient :qq:"
https://twitter.com/sojournimages/status/989480632916078594

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

one more mccainishly "what if... truml bad????" for the road

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

jarofpiss posted:

yeah i tip the driver because im not gonna ask a human to bring me fried chicken for a dollar but uber hasn’t undermined anything in houston other than the city’s dui revenue because there are 0 practical options here outside of driving yourself which anyone who has the means of doing will do instead of taking our nightmare public transit options

Why don't you want to walk 1-3 miles and avail yourself of the terrifying bus system

Cithen
Mar 6, 2002


Pillbug

Internet Webguy posted:

john mccain died then everybody stood up and clapped

...and jeb! had never been so mad as he was in that moment

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stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

i see sonic's shoe

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