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*standing in the candy aisle of the supermarket thinking about which candy to take with me to the funeral* Hmm... I like Swedish fish but they will get stuck to my teeth... lemonheads? So sour... There are lots of people at funerals, I need a candy I can share. Mike & Ike’s! Perfect especially since the guy who died was named Mike. Mike McCain. I wonder if there will be booze there.
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jarofpiss posted:will they deliver to me? you guys couldve called
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A ton of uber drivers have trouble even paying for the costs of the job and many make under minimum wage but hey its easy right
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lol if you've never seen somebody eat out of a church's bucket and throw the bones on the bus floor
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Duscat posted:holy poo poo that was the butthole surfers??? im mad at whoever uploaded that
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:Welcome to the Republican party lmao thats why i use lyft 
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Regular Nintendo posted:i see sonic's shoe i see an american chud farmer doing his patriotic duty
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Sir Tonk posted:im mad at whoever uploaded that yah it's sad but it seems this stuff all gets turbo deleted unless it's almost unrecognizable https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K4iWKkLuvw
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:Welcome to the Republican party lmao are you saying i should vote with my dollar?
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:A ton of uber drivers have trouble even paying for the costs of the job and many make under minimum wage but hey its easy right you are speaking liberalism do you understand this?
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dsa should start a rideshare app
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twoday posted:*standing in the candy aisle of the supermarket thinking about which candy to take with me to the funeral* *is chris christie* *just pours my bag of M&M's from one to the other, back and forth, with no regard to the noise it makes during mccain's funeral* usher: "Why are you doing that? Please stop? Please stop." "OH IM TRYING TO CARBONATE THE CANDY"
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Spo has anything happened with trump since the convictions
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I mean it's capitalism, no ethical consumption blah blah, like I said, you can take uber, just don't think you're changing anything by cash tipping the driver. That's literally playing right into their hands lol
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:A ton of uber drivers have trouble even paying for the costs of the job and many make under minimum wage but hey its easy right Several of one of my kids' friends drive for Favor and when they're not working they enjoy using Favor to get stuff delivered.
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An Apple A Gay posted:lol if you've never seen somebody eat out of a church's bucket and throw the bones on the bus floor  if you haven't
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:I mean it's capitalism, no ethical consumption blah blah, like I said, you can take uber, just don't think you're changing anything by cash tipping the driver. That's literally playing right into their hands lol I never tip anyone so I"m way ahead of you
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chris christie, raising his hand enthusiastically: HI JOHN! JOHN!! ITS ME, CHRIS! *m&m's spill everywhere, he raised the candy holding hand* AWWW GEEEZE WILL YOU GUYS HELP ME SCOOP THEM UP? JUST BLOW ON THEM THEYLL BE FINE
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I take Uber just because it brutally oppresses the drivers.
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the most absurd thing about Uber is they'd still make tons of money and improve taxi service just by licensing out their dispatch infrastructure SaaS style for some weird reason theyre ignoring this rising tide approach in favor of making mondo dollars by crushing workers and establishing a monopoly
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:well she’s pregnant so that number’s goin up Thanks for this
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cumshitter posted:chris christie, raising his hand enthusiastically: HI JOHN! JOHN!! ITS ME, CHRIS! https://twitter.com/PeteBlackburn/status/713546359287230464
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Elephanthead posted:I take Uber just because it brutally oppresses the drivers. I've done Lyft twice and it was really pleasant and fun but I felt like filth afterwards
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:I mean it's capitalism, no ethical consumption blah blah, like I said, you can take uber, just don't think you're changing anything by cash tipping the driver. That's literally playing right into their hands lol i haven't disagreed with anything you said about uber and i didn't argue that using it was good. tipping the driver well is the decent thing to do when you make the decision to use uber or whatever because it matters to that individual. im not diogenes and it's liberalism to argue that there's purity in consumption outside of actual picket line crossing or deliberately breaking a boycott or whatever
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Bearjew posted:the alcoholics anonymous challenge coins are not redeemable for real currency tell that to my AA crypto coin bank account 
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i take uber to an airbnb, and then i have chicken delivered by Favor. for that triple loving
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:Welcome to the Republican party lmao Australia has a higher minimum wage than the us
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Marx Headroom posted:the most absurd thing about Uber is they'd still make tons of money and improve taxi service just by licensing out their dispatch infrastructure SaaS style Capitalists just don't care
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Fact, Uber drivers are not allowed to stop driving for Uber.
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Inspector Hound posted:Australia has a higher minimum wage than the us But they don't get paid in USD so it really is lower.
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twoday posted:*standing in the candy aisle of the supermarket thinking about which candy to take with me to the funeral* Love Mike, hate Ike
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Elephanthead posted:Fact, Uber drivers are not allowed to stop driving for Uber. Uber uber alles
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also the chicken tastes best when it's factory farmed and then delivered by combustion engine from a completely walkable distance by a single mom for a $1.49 fare
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I've used airbnb and other property rental things and for whatever reason they don't make me feel like poo poo except when the flat is lovely but that's different
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Of all the hundreds of companies that need to be nationalized so that people can once again have dignified and good lives, uber and Lyft are deffo among them but like at number 100 Unless you live in like one of half a dozen cities, your normie cabs work the same as rideshare apps but they just gently caress then over differently
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Elephanthead posted:But they don't get paid in USD so it really is lower. No i just looked on xe, its like 18 and change aud which is 12.95 usd
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chris christie: I don't understand why I'm here. John McCain was a great guy and all, but I don't understand why we're doing this big thing to celebrate him taking a nap. *congressional aide whispers into Christie's ear* Oh. Ohhhhhhhhhhhh..... Wow. Um. I'm really sorry, folks. *a fruit by the foot pops out of Christie's pocket and rolls into the coffin*
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Someone suggested I drive for Uber while I'm on disability and I wanted to kill them
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