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triple sulk posted:we're extremely close to amazon health insurance as long as amazon can get me same day delivery of euthanasia drugs
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When does Amazon insurance start? Can I have my baby delivered in my car?
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Potus Dolan Turmp agrees, getting murdered by guns is weak and low energy and fake news, and furthermore, here are some breitbart links
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Elephanthead posted:cars that have cell phone unlocking ability. that's the dumbest idea
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trump as a service trump to your doorstep
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I think the decision to bail out the banks with public money taken regressively from the working poor was a bigger cause of the downfall of america than donald trump.
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The Muppets On PCP posted:that's the dumbest idea it is a carryover from the OnStar scam.
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The service where some desperate Amazon delivery prole gets access to your home also costs you like 2500 to set up lol
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Duscat posted:i'm still gonna buy pencils on amazon prime because gently caress not exploiting the system while it exists if i can i live ina complex and amazon stopping by during the day isnt really worse than individual car owners driving to the store to get what they want. like, they can deliver to a dozen homes in one trip. its not all that different from UPS my only problem is that they use so much packaging. its so wasteful like, geeze, when i order a dildo, just slap the suction base cup to the door. preferably high enough so i have to jump to get it, because that's kind of my thing. i have no shame. i dont need it packed in three different cardboar boxes. that level of packaging is just insane
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jarofpiss posted:also the chicken tastes best when it's factory farmed and then delivered by combustion engine from a completely walkable distance by a single mom for a $1.49 fare 
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Elephanthead posted:This but make it Trump. I will unearth trumo and launch him at high velocity on jacks house
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Siljmonster posted:Someone suggested I drive for Uber while I'm on disability and I wanted to kill them dont you want to work for yourself?
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Elephanthead posted:When does Amazon insurance start? Can I have my baby delivered in my car? Your Primechild will be eligible for a lifelong $5 discount* on Prime. *The discount has been discontinued
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Epic High Five posted:The service where some desperate Amazon delivery prole gets access to your home also costs you like 2500 to set up lol I already have this since I don't lock my doors. Criminals are suspicious of that anyway and move to the neighbors.
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Ramadu posted:
jeff baezos u have done it again
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Elephanthead posted:I already have this since I don't lock my doors. Criminals are suspicious of that anyway and move to the neighbors. My secret technique of having a dog and nothing worth stealing has thus far been flawless
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it honestly is really embarrasing that tehres the one dildo stuck to the ceiling in front of my door that i cant reach and now my door in the complex is referred to as "the dick door" but you know what? gently caress them. i stand out because im different, and im not ashamed of that.
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Is it legal to decorate your front door with dildos
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Someone stole an xbox controller from my door step because I didn't let amazon in. I hope you're enjoying the controller mail fraud weirdo.
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Ramadu posted:
Next it's your house right This is just to ease the public into it right
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Kurtofan posted:Is it legal to decorate your front door with dildos Why wouldnt it be
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cumshitter posted:it honestly is really embarrasing that tehres the one dildo stuck to the ceiling in front of my door that i cant reach and now my door in the complex is referred to as "the dick door" if u get food delivered to your place the delivery person mist be nervous as gently caress
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cumshitter posted:it honestly is really embarrasing that tehres the one dildo stuck to the ceiling in front of my door that i cant reach and now my door in the complex is referred to as "the dick door" I like to imagine that your office ceiling is like how a normie one has toothpicks in the ceiling from bored habit of flicking them up there, except its dildos
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Oh my god cumshitter i camt believe we posted about dildo doors at the same exact same time
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cumshitter posted:it honestly is really embarrasing that tehres the one dildo stuck to the ceiling in front of my door that i cant reach and now my door in the complex is referred to as "the dick door" could probably use all those amazon boxes to build a platform high enough you could reach it
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Kurtofan posted:Is it legal to decorate your front door with dildos If the dildo contains parchment on which is written verses from the Torah, and is mounted diagonally on your door frame, then you have a case
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HE GETS BACK ON what a recovery!
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cumshitter posted:i live ina complex and amazon stopping by during the day isnt really worse than individual car owners driving to the store to get what they want. like, they can deliver to a dozen homes in one trip. its not all that different from UPS i think that works better for pizzas than amazon though because they just drop poo poo off in boxes no matter what a pizza guy might be better able to accommodate you
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:Why wouldnt it be If it sticks out to much it could be a tripping hazard
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If I saw that IRL i'd tell the dude to do it again but so that the skateboard hits him in the nuts.
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Salt Fish posted:Someone stole an xbox controller from my door step because I didn't let amazon in. I hope you're enjoying the controller mail fraud weirdo. LOL no one has an xbox.
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Dumb Lowtax posted:Next it's your house right Welcome to last year, this is already an actual thing in the real world https://www.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/display.html?nodeId=202104360
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The dildo stuck to my front door is a permanent installation whose vibrating consumes more power than my HVAC, but it's worth it for that true doorframe jostling experience
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i just refer to the damocles dick hanging over my door as the stalactcock and make people wear hard hards when they enter my home honestly, the state mandated "beware of falling dicks" sign im legally obligated to put in my home has really spruced it up
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