Marxist-Jezzinist posted:

I had a Ben and Jerry's ad that spoke my name. Im never eating ice cream again

Salt Fish posted:

They said "marxist-jezzinist" in a commercial??

Alobar posted:

http://www.inkedmag.com/g/new-study-shows-that-tattoos-dont-affect-the-hiring-process/

Alobar posted:

It's literally not that simple and you missed the gently caress point. What are you, drunk? I don't care if someone has tattoos, I'm saying that in general they're loving posers. If someone has 3 tattoos (especially if they're done by friends like my previous post mentions), they're probably going through more of the struggle than someone who can afford to be covered in them. Sort of like you trying to tell me what's punk and not punk like I give a single gently caress about you or your decision to not post pictures in a picture thread.




In general, yeah. I'm usually picking up everyone else's slack working multiple stations because people in this country are lazy as gently caress. It really gets loving hard telling someone the same loving thing over and over and over and over and over and over and over and then you get asked "how do you this?" and the answer is "WITHOUT SPILLING poo poo EVERYWHERE!"

Alobar posted:

I don't care if someone has tattoos, I'm saying that in general they're loving posers.

Alobar posted:

Pretty much this. I'm a chef and a punk rocker, and a way I generally tell how much of a poser they are by the extent of their tattoo's. Especially michelin chefs that I run into sometimes. It's just like, your loving mommy bought you those tattoos when you were taking a break from cooking school where you really only learned how to stick your nose up when someone's trying to look you in the eye. I loving hate servers, but I understand how they have the money to burn on tattoos. When a cook/chef is covered in tattoos? Unless they're getting stick and pokes or maybe have a friend with a tattoo gun, it's rubs me suspicious. Sometimes people ask me where my tattoos are when I say I'm into punk, and it's like, I got into punk because I like nonconformity and now it's conformity in some ways to get tattoos.

Intelligence is obviously not linked to tattoos, but they're definitely status symbols that say "I had a few hundred dollars and a few hours to wait for art to be put on my arm." I don't have a few extra hundred dollars, and if I had the loving money to waste I'd travel across the country to visit my family that I miss, a lot.

One of the 2-star michelin kitchens I've worked in (washing dishes for a temp agency, getting paid more per hour than the chefs) there was one chef who had a michelin star tattoo on the inside of his forearm. I forgot exactly how he phrased it, but I'm pretty sure he said something along the lines of me maybe wanting the autographs of the chefs there. This same shift, I was picking up some plates from where the servers drop them off, and I asked a server if he still needed a receipt that was on the plate. He said no, and as I was throwing it into the trash, I saw the bill was $3,000. I will never, ever forget that. Ever. I declined their offer to work on their line. Very nice chef, though. I wanted to ask her if she cares so much about the future, why are all the chefs in their kitchens serving the upper class? Why is there no general strike?

Tattoos are this counter-cultural thing that has become mainstream. I remember back in the 90's, if someone had a *single* tattoo, people would be like "whoaaa, he has a tattooooo." Now, it's like, soccer moms have full sleeves and face tattoos and poo poo.

Marxist-Jezzinist posted:

I had a Ben and Jerry's ad that spoke my name. Im never eating ice cream again

Screaming Idiot posted:

is your name "ben" or "jerry?"

Marxist-Jezzinist posted:

It's actually ""Ben" or "Jerry""

Screaming Idiot posted:

FREE MARKET!

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The Snoo posted:

not very punk of u to decide what's punk and what isn't imo

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

Vaginal Vagrant posted:

Alobar posted:

Pretty much this. I'm a chef and a punk rocker, and a way I generally tell how much of a poser they are by the extent of their tattoo's. Especially michelin chefs that I run into sometimes. It's just like, your loving mommy bought you those tattoos when you were taking a break from cooking school where you really only learned how to stick your nose up when someone's trying to look you in the eye. I loving hate servers, but I understand how they have the money to burn on tattoos. When a cook/chef is covered in tattoos? Unless they're getting stick and pokes or maybe have a friend with a tattoo gun, it's rubs me suspicious. Sometimes people ask me where my tattoos are when I say I'm into punk, and it's like, I got into punk because I like nonconformity and now it's conformity in some ways to get tattoos.
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Tattoos are this counter-cultural thing that has become mainstream. I remember back in the 90's, if someone had a *single* tattoo, people would be like "whoaaa, he has a tattooooo." Now, it's like, soccer moms have full sleeves and face tattoos and poo poo.

Grape posted:

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The Snoo posted:

'I'm still punk! I'm still punk!' I continue to insist as I quickly age and never change my clothes

Alobar posted:

C-Euro posted:

This is a good-rear end Christmas album btw

Alobar posted:

This is a picture from Atelier Crenn's pastry station back before they turned that room into a dishpit. I think those are chocolates, and for size reference there is a quart/pint container lid on the edge of the picture. He wouldn't let me take a picture of the whole station, just the candies. After I worked this shift, I had to catch a different bus than I was familiar with. I was having a hard time seeing out the window to see the street signs, and I ended up missing my stop and landing on the other side of an entangled clump of overpasses called the hairball from where the mission district is. I got off at the next stop in time to see the last bus for an hour taking off in the other direction, which was fun to see at 2:30 in the morning. If I took footage of that walk, it could have been used in a 1980's dystopian movie about the future just with the caption "San Francisco, 2018" and it would have fit right in. I'll never forget the contrast of being in a 2 star michelin restaurant and then the next hour walking through one of the most tragic places I've ever had to walk.

edit for link : https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/S-F-supervisor-pushes-to-untangle-freeway-11733036.php


I haven't listened to it, because I loving hate christmas music, but I think it'll hold as my "most unexpected album ever" ever forever. Bad Religion loving rocks, though. I just didn't see a christmas album coming. I never knew they put American Jesus on there. That's nice. I like that.



I'm not gonna go through and quote everyone throwing a hissyfit at me while not posting pictures in a pictures thread, but I want to say that whatever image of "punk" you have in your head that you're ascribing to me pretty hilarious. I use "poser" like any other grown-rear end adult who knows the loving english language. It's synonymous with fake, liar, phony, etc. I kind of feel like you're picking on me, scoffing at me, and being pretentious, to be honest. Like, poo poo, call someone a poser and everyone's all "yeah? well you're the REAL poser!" gently caress off. Quit being so erratic.

Casually saying that there a lot of fake trust fund posers with too many tattoo's really, really riled up your feathers, though. Like, chill the gently caress out. I'm not the one being pointlessly aggressive to people so I can look cool on a comedy forum. It's capitalism picture thread, I posted a picture, I'm suffering in this hosed up country and I got a little piece to say. Scroll loving past it if you don't feel like reading it, like how I do to all of your posts, and we'll be good. Post some motherfucking funny rear end pictures if you're going to make fun of me or punk. I mean poo poo. You're calling me bitter as I grow older and keep the same outfits, but you'd be kinda bitter if you couldn't afford nice clothes. I'm at an age when I loving want nice clothes, too. I'd still wear my metal shirt that says "poo poo castle" just to make you guys all huffy and puffy, though.

Alobar posted:

. I use "poser" like any other grown-rear end adult

Alobar posted:

I use "poser" like any other grown-rear end adult who knows the loving english language.

Alobar posted:

I'm not gonna go through and quote everyone throwing a hissyfit at me while not posting pictures in a pictures thread, but I want to say that whatever image of "punk" you have in your head that you're ascribing to me pretty hilarious. I use "poser" like any other grown-rear end adult who knows the loving english language. It's synonymous with fake, liar, phony, etc. I kind of feel like you're picking on me, scoffing at me, and being pretentious, to be honest. Like, poo poo, call someone a poser and everyone's all "yeah? well you're the REAL poser!" gently caress off. Quit being so erratic.

Casually saying that there a lot of fake trust fund posers with too many tattoo's really, really riled up your feathers, though. Like, chill the gently caress out. I'm not the one being pointlessly aggressive to people so I can look cool on a comedy forum. It's capitalism picture thread, I posted a picture, I'm suffering in this hosed up country and I got a little piece to say. Scroll loving past it if you don't feel like reading it, like how I do to all of your posts, and we'll be good. Post some motherfucking funny rear end pictures if you're going to make fun of me or punk. I mean poo poo. You're calling me bitter as I grow older and keep the same outfits, but you'd be kinda bitter if you couldn't afford nice clothes. I'm at an age when I loving want nice clothes, too. I'd still wear my metal shirt that says "poo poo castle" just to make you guys all huffy and puffy, though.