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Ill Peripheral
Jun 29, 2008
Why is the FAKE Tortmp tweet the thread title?

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

B-Rock452 posted:

Or just wait a few years for that person to die from lack of healthcare

yeah the MAGA problem more or less solves itself, the real issue is everyone else also dying

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



The potus is just a symtpom, nod sagely

Crunchy Black
Oct 24, 2017

by Athanatos
Good morning.

Donald J TRUMP is President of these United States of America, yo.

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

Ill Peripheral posted:

Read this one this morning, America has truly always been great

:hai: you can see why I never read anything

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

Yinlock posted:

yeah the MAGA problem more or less solves itself, the real issue is everyone else also dying

I don’t know why anyone says this. MAGA children are even worse than the chuds who spawned them.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

https://mobile.twitter.com/JacobAWohl/status/1036113998670848001

https://mobile.twitter.com/JacobAWohl/status/1036105865768488960

https://mobile.twitter.com/JacobAWohl/status/1036108698764988416

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

how was ur trip?

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

etalian posted:

De-MAGA-fying America is going to be really challenging

just shutdown Medicare and social security payments for a year and they’d all die

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Brexit!

quote:

Chalk up yet another Brexit deficit: Japanese electronics firm Panasonic will be moving its European headquarters from the UK to Amsterdam in October because it’s worried about the tax implications if it stays, the Nikkei Asian Review reports.

The company is concerned it could face tax liabilities if the UK shifts its corporate tax regime as a result of Brexit.

Laurent Abadie, CEO of Panasonic Europe, told the publication Japan could treat the U.K. as a tax haven if the country lowers its corporate rate — as the government has indeed suggested it will to try to make itself a more attractive destination for businesses once it’s outside the European Union’s trading bloc.

quote:

In the case of Panasonic, it’s concerned that if the U.K. gets designated a tax-haven by Japan it could be saddled with back taxes back home. So moving to stay regionally headquartered within the European Union removes that risk.

Abadie also told the Nikkei Asian Review that moving its regional HQ to continental Europe will help it avoid any barriers to the flow of people and goods thrown up by Brexit.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Those takes are searing, holy poo poo, especially the last one

Evil_Greven
Feb 20, 2007

Whadda I got to,
whadda I got to do
to wake ya up?

To shake ya up,
to break the structure up!?
not bad

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Trump my wohlhole

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

Wynona Dryder posted:

how was ur trip?

4/5 i talked to a lot of trees and bugs and grass

it got hot later in the afternoon so i walked home, lasted about 6 hours (2 were heavy) listened to some bob dylan and the doors then did yard work and watched phish how was your bday

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

shame McConnell wasn’t at that baseball game instead of scalise

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

The Snoo posted:

I got like 3 hours of sleep and have to go to work soon lmao

Cithen
Mar 6, 2002


Pillbug
I saw a flag at half staff today, did something happen?

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

Cithen posted:

I saw a flag at half staff today, did something happen?

*open mouth chews* yeah john had to die to save our country *dips cheese stick in tumor hole*

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

is there an alternate Obama presidency that I missed?

Evil_Greven
Feb 20, 2007

Whadda I got to,
whadda I got to do
to wake ya up?

To shake ya up,
to break the structure up!?
this was posted by someone in the last thread idr who but lol
https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1035515469590130688

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

Sir Tonk posted:

is there an alternate Obama presidency that I missed?

https://twitter.com/patriothole/status/905899332158844929?s=21

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:




This kinda poo poo should be a siren for everyone on the left. The establishment don't care about trumps policies, they're mad that he's rude about it.

The establishment dems would absolutely impeach trump and let pence genocide the LGBT community, so long as he didn't tweet about it

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/nwfstatecollege/status/1035537915584159746?s=20

im :decorum:ing

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Baloogan posted:

ways to trump
best ways to trump
ways to trump with no proof

Bart - SCROTUS
Nov 21, 2002

I'm a geek, I'm a geek
I'm a power tool

When I sing this song
I look like a fool

:d2a: :d2a:


when u are coloring and run out of the crayons u want to use

close enough

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Billzasilver posted:

I don’t know why anyone says this. MAGA children are even worse than the chuds who spawned them.

they usually die of like smallpox or the fucken mumps tho lmao

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
Imagine your kid dies of the fuckin trumps

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007



we need to take donna's right to vote entirelt

Augus
Mar 9, 2015



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZIZeaIk-uE

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Excited for this to be used as a pretext for military action later :patriot:


https://twitter.com/akahnnyc/status/969391947046670336?s=19

Bart - SCROTUS
Nov 21, 2002

I'm a geek, I'm a geek
I'm a power tool

When I sing this song
I look like a fool

:d2a: :d2a:

Evil_Greven posted:

this was posted by someone in the last thread idr who but lol
https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1035515469590130688

narrator: they all died

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007


crazy cloud posted:

Imagine your kid dies of the fuckin trumps

people vaccinate your kids, especially the mmrpt one

Wendell_T_Stamps
Nov 26, 2017

COOOOOOOOODYYYYYYYYYYYYYY



needs more dick

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

jerry seinfel posted:

we need to take donna's right to vote entirelt

:yikes:

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

crazy cloud posted:

they usually die of like smallpox or the fucken mumps tho lmao

neo-chud: obama almost killed me as a child when they took away my obamacare and I caught tuberculosis. that’s why I’m here today, promising to shoot every black Muslim I see


police captain: ur hired!

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009



lmao

Anthony Weiner begs to differ.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

ShriekingMarxist posted:

Excited for this to be used as a pretext for military action later :patriot:


https://twitter.com/akahnnyc/status/969391947046670336?s=19

I guess Bernie was a lovely warmongering centrist after all.

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007



https://twitter.com/donnabrazile/status/1035762577891049472

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

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Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



trust the ham

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