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An Apple A Gay: Oct 21, 2008

Addamere posted:

what if every time you bob ur head 2 the beat ur offering prayers

1 head bob = 1 prayer

but don't forget to like and share

prayer beads i do a lot of mantra repetition

ommannnypayymeohmmmannypayymeohhmm

# ? Sep 2, 2018 15:28

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 18:41

Martin BadClixx: Jul 14, 2012; ^{dada stijl}

Who is George foreman. Isn't that a that 70s show character?

# ? Sep 2, 2018 15:28

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

Nichael posted:

I also met a 19 year old UD student who was leaning carper because she met him and likes him at the UD Ocasio/Kerri event. Imagine being 19 years old, seeing the optimism, hope, and momentum of Kerri and Ocasio, and choosing the 72 year old ghoul. I guess that's just what we can expect from a university that has produced trash people such as Joe Biden, Chris Christie, and Nichael.

lots of teens go through a fascist phase

# ? Sep 2, 2018 15:28

Calibanibal: Aug 25, 2015

i want to sink my teeth into tom carper's hump and suck out the accumulated moisture. a century of vitality, all stored in that quivering hill

# ? Sep 2, 2018 15:29

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

Raskolnikov38 posted:

wait what happened in football? did the browns do something hilarious already

mr predisent ur not supposed to call the players that, we talked about this, sir

# ? Sep 2, 2018 15:29

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Nichael posted:

I also met a 19 year old UD student who was leaning carper because she met him and likes him at the UD Ocasio/Kerri event. Imagine being 19 years old, seeing the optimism, hope, and momentum of Kerri and Ocasio, and choosing the 72 year old ghoul. I guess that's just what we can expect from a university that has produced trash people such as Joe Biden, Chris Christie, and Nichael.

challenge that n'wah to a magic game and if they lose they have to vote kerri

# ? Sep 2, 2018 15:29

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

Martin BadClixx posted:

Who is George foreman. Isn't that a that 70s show character?

he used to be a big deal and then a 60 year old muhamad ali destroyed him

# ? Sep 2, 2018 15:29

An Apple A Gay: Oct 21, 2008

Martin BadClixx posted:

Who is George foreman. Isn't that a that 70s show character?

they call me misssttterr tibbs

# ? Sep 2, 2018 15:29

Billzasilver: Nov 8, 2016; I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?

Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

the kids got ice in his veins!

https://twitter.com/davidhogg111/status/1036258703551459328?s=21

# ? Sep 2, 2018 15:29

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

shovelbum posted:

Are people from Delaware delawerewolves

A lot are Philadelphians by proxy

# ? Sep 2, 2018 15:29

Martin BadClixx: Jul 14, 2012; ^{dada stijl}

Very exciting stories about randoms in daleware

# ? Sep 2, 2018 15:29

Billzasilver: Nov 8, 2016; I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?

Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

Martin BadClixx posted:

Who is George foreman. Isn't that a that 70s show character?

that�s red foreman

# ? Sep 2, 2018 15:30

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

delawhere in time is carmen sandiego

# ? Sep 2, 2018 15:30

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

I�m awake where�s the coffee mumble mumble mumble

# ? Sep 2, 2018 15:30

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

An Apple A Gay posted:

prayer beads i do a lot of mantra repetition

ommannnypayymeohmmmannypayymeohhmm

om kali mah :hai:

# ? Sep 2, 2018 15:30

Numberwang: Sep 2, 2016

Addamere posted:

what if every time you bob ur head 2 the beat ur offering prayers

1 head bob = 1 prayer

but don't forget to like and share

did you know that a fart is just a ghost pooping inside your butt?

# ? Sep 2, 2018 15:31

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

Martin BadClixx posted:

Very exciting stories about randoms in daleware

there was an exchange student visited my school when i was like 10 and he was from delawhere and i never asked him a single question about what its like there

# ? Sep 2, 2018 15:31

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

punchymcpunch posted:

delawhere in time is carmen sandiego

"played" that super nintendo "game" as a kid and as the nerd of my cohort i was lost on like all of it and gave up

# ? Sep 2, 2018 15:31

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Numberwang posted:

did you know that a fart is just a ghost pooping inside your butt?

# ? Sep 2, 2018 15:31

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Waffle House posted:

I�m awake where�s the coffee mumble mumble mumble

Pumpkin spice is back :coffeepal:

# ? Sep 2, 2018 15:31

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Numberwang posted:

did you know that a fart is just a ghost pooping inside your butt?

if ke$ha can have a ghost living inside her vagina then sure why not butt ghosts

# ? Sep 2, 2018 15:31

Martin BadClixx: Jul 14, 2012; ^{dada stijl}

punchymcpunch posted:

there was an exchange student visited my school when i was like 10 and he was from delawhere and i never asked him a single question about what its like there

And he votes Kerry or something??

# ? Sep 2, 2018 15:31

An Apple A Gay: Oct 21, 2008

Addamere posted:

om kali mah

*eyes grow super wide*
*opens mouth to howl*
*weed smoke pours out like a waterfall*

# ? Sep 2, 2018 15:32

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

Martin BadClixx posted:

And he votes Kerry or something??

yeh his name was wyatt nichael

# ? Sep 2, 2018 15:32

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

I did a thing posted:

Pumpkin spice is back

Oooh, I was just gonna have plain coffee and milk but

# ? Sep 2, 2018 15:32

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Billzasilver posted:

the kids got ice in his veins!

https://twitter.com/davidhogg111/status/1036258703551459328?s=21

this dude has like some sort of crazy fanfiction version of a future political leader's origin story and it owns

# ? Sep 2, 2018 15:32

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

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# ? Sep 2, 2018 15:32

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

An Apple A Gay posted:

*eyes grow super wide*
*opens mouth to howl*
*weed smoke pours out like a waterfall*

your stando is most powerful, goddamn

# ? Sep 2, 2018 15:33

An Apple A Gay: Oct 21, 2008

crazy cloud posted:

om mani piss tape hum
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s e s h m a n t r a

# ? Sep 2, 2018 15:33

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

punchymcpunch posted:

there was an exchange student visited my school when i was like 10 and he was from delawhere and i never asked him a single question about what its like there

i have an identical story about a middle school student from wyoming

# ? Sep 2, 2018 15:33

Billzasilver: Nov 8, 2016; I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?

Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

I did a thing posted:

Pumpkin spice is back

oh hell yes

# ? Sep 2, 2018 15:33

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

Addamere posted:

this dude has like some sort of crazy fanfiction version of a future political leader's origin story and it owns

# ? Sep 2, 2018 15:33

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/1036257151826702337

# ? Sep 2, 2018 15:33

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Billzasilver posted:

the kids got ice in his veins!

https://twitter.com/davidhogg111/status/1036258703551459328?s=21

when you know thay right now theres a guy on 4chan crankin it to a gender swapped version of you, thats when you learn to fear nothing

# ? Sep 2, 2018 15:34

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Om tare tatare tam TRUMP

# ? Sep 2, 2018 15:34

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Billzasilver posted:

the kids got ice in his veins!

https://twitter.com/davidhogg111/status/1036258703551459328?s=21

Sorry we are going to harvest your organs so we can live 2 weeks longer.

# ? Sep 2, 2018 15:34

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Termp

# ? Sep 2, 2018 15:34

Billzasilver: Nov 8, 2016; I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?

Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few