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Foglet
Jun 17, 2014

Reality is an illusion.
The universe is a hologram.
Buy gold.

Detective Buttfuck posted:

Junji Ito's Charles Burns' spookiest masterpiece yet

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Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Imagined posted:

Listen I've got a bone to pick with this thread



You've got a friend in me

Robin Williams
Aug 11, 2018

by Fluffdaddy


https://twitter.com/dwdunn63/status/1036115070420443136

Ommin
Apr 5, 2006
I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

Zipperelli. posted:

You've got a friend in me
:golfclap:

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender

Zipperelli. posted:

You've got a friend in me

:perfect:

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

Brinkmanship

Imagined posted:

Listen I've got a bone to pick with this thread



ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/PicturesFoIder/status/1036218744509526016

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
All hover!

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




Mods, please change my name to Stank Love

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


TIME HUG sounds adorable

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

As someone who's usually sweating and/or pooping I call Sweat Poo.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Its me, LOVE 2000 HOGS YEA

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005


I'm Hole.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.


Youporn Search:girl on train flashes pussy

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

bike tory posted:

Its me, LOVE 2000 HOGS YEA

I guess ill be bog love then

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

bike tory posted:

Its me, LOVE 2000 HOGS YEA
Name changes $30 right at the top of the page

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Bombadilillo posted:

Youporn Search:girl on train flashes pussy

"Nice pair of sweater kittens...I mean the kittens you are hiding in your jacket, they are adorable."

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

FactsAreUseless posted:

Name changes $30 right at the top of the page

Isn't that disrespectful to whichever mod that changed my name to this?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Flashing her tittycat.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

I think ALL HOVER describes my relationship with most women.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug
I don't know why but to me her face says "yo, I got your poo poo right here. Yeah, I know what you need. Black cats? White cats? Tabby cats? Yeah, I got your poo poo. Meet me behind the 7-11 at the next stop. I hook you up."

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

That's just an Aubrey Plaza cosplayer.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

The MSJ posted:

That's just an Aubrey Plaza cosplayer.



Creative and works aesthetically, especially with the red rims and it more than likely being an import car. Actually, unironically, p.cool

10/10.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/Jevholution/status/1036415320959930368



Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal

Hmmm, if everyone just made their own ads for their favorite brands we wouldn't need marketers anymore. Makes you think.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
thats a viral ad for mcdonalds by the way

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Zzulu posted:

thats a viral ad for mcdonalds by the way

Why does McDonalds even advertise? I mean seriously? It's like putting money into advertising air because people might stop breathing otherwise.

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.

Jerry Cotton posted:

Why does McDonalds even advertise? I mean seriously? It's like putting money into advertising air because people might stop breathing otherwise.
Because the other fast food chains advertise and McDonald's doesn't want a commercial for Wendy's to be the last time you thought about fast food.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
When you're on top you want to stay that way.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Dude too chickenshit to hang hieronymus bosch

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Jerry Cotton posted:

Why does McDonalds even advertise? I mean seriously? It's like putting money into advertising air because people might stop breathing otherwise.

Same reason Coke and Pepsi do. If you ever stop being bombarded with McDonald's adverts you'll quit associating cheeseburger and fresh fries fast food with the golden arches. There's also littler things; ever notice that their breakfast commercials tend to happen at night? That way you wake up in the morning with that idea still in your head and go "meh, I'll just get McDonald's today before work."

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Zzulu posted:

thats a viral ad for mcdonalds by the way

Got a link for that?

(not arguing...interested to know more)

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Jerry Cotton posted:

Why does McDonalds even advertise? I mean seriously? It's like putting money into advertising air because people might stop breathing otherwise.

Moxie did that. They were the top soda in north america for decades. They were so big they said "Why bother spending money on advertising? Everyone knows who we are, everyone drinks us, we're too big to be forgotten." So they drastically reduced their advertising budget.

Then a little company named Coca-Cola came along, and in short order proceeded to no-lube assfuck Moxie back into the stone age.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Moxie did that. They were the top soda in north america for decades. They were so big they said "Why bother spending money on advertising? Everyone knows who we are, everyone drinks us, we're too big to be forgotten." So they drastically reduced their advertising budget.

Then a little company named Coca-Cola came along, and in short order proceeded to no-lube assfuck Moxie back into the stone age.

cocaine is a hell of a drug

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Maybe Moxie just tasted real bad though.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Jerry Cotton posted:

Maybe Moxie just tasted real bad though.

It wouldn't have been the top drink if it was bad. Moxie was seriously a piece of true Americana at the time. The drink wasn't named after the term "moxie", the drink came first and become so well known and widespread that the word "moxie" then entered the general lexicon. Their ads promoted Moxie making you tough and brave, full of nerve, and that's exactly what the term eventually came to mean.

Moxie is one of the textbook case-studies that for better or worse, even if you're on top by leagues, companies can never stop advertising a product because there will always be something else there to swoop in and take advantage of the vacuum.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
I thought the problem was that Moxie was so named because it contained amoxicillin, and people eventually realized that they were destroying their gut fauna with it.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

It wouldn't have been the top drink if it was bad.

Something something Donald Trump :smugbert::smuggo::smugmrgw:

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Trig Discipline posted:

I thought the problem was that Moxie was so named because it contained amoxicillin, and people eventually realized that they were destroying their gut fauna with it.

No no that was a selling point at the time. One of their slogans was "making GBS threads away your ability to synthesize vitamins B and K? That takes Moxie©™!!"

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