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Pththya-lyi posted:For all intensive purposes, this joke has gone on far too long Yeah, people should be more discrete about wordplay.
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# ? Sep 3, 2018 15:33 |
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Good job guys. We Midas whale lock the thread now.
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# ? Sep 3, 2018 15:50 |
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THE BIG DOG DADDY posted:Ah yes, the aggressive customer database I once worked on a system which had a "potentially violent" field on the customer database, as staff were sometimes attacked.
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# ? Sep 3, 2018 18:09 |
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Bobby Digital posted:Good job guys. We Midas whale lock the thread now.
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# ? Sep 3, 2018 18:10 |
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Megillah Gorilla posted:In Australia they're finally developing a database of people who steal petrol and it's linked to licence plate reading cameras. Ha. That’s interesting. Around here, most stations have cameras but but don’t actually bother to record anything (at least with the outside ones.) Somebody backed into my car WHILE I WAS LEANING AGAINST THE OTHER SIDE OF IT PUMPING
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# ? Sep 3, 2018 18:15 |
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Bobby Digital posted:Good job guys. We Midas whale lock the thread now. you misspelled loch.
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# ? Sep 3, 2018 20:24 |
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Bobby Digital posted:Good job guys. We Midas whale lock the thread now. Good writtens
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# ? Sep 3, 2018 21:54 |
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Bone app the teeth
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# ? Sep 3, 2018 22:35 |
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For all intents and porpoises this has gone on long enough.
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# ? Sep 3, 2018 22:36 |
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jobson groeth posted:For all intents and porpoises this has gone on long enough. That's just a Brooklyn accent, didn't count.
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# ? Sep 3, 2018 22:41 |
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A mod should of locked the thread a long time ago. But inane details like that are a diamond dozen anyway so I could care less
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# ? Sep 3, 2018 23:03 |
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It sure would be unBEARable
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# ? Sep 3, 2018 23:09 |
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PUN TO MEET YOU
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# ? Sep 3, 2018 23:49 |
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burial posted:Ha. That’s interesting. Around here, most stations have cameras but but don’t actually bother to record anything (at least with the outside ones.) Somebody backed into my car WHILE I WAS LEANING AGAINST THE OTHER SIDE OF IT PUMPING At the one I worked at regular employees didn't have the option to go to the cameras and roll them back I believe it was a terminable offense. Not that it mattered because we had 2 black and white cameras that had to cover the entire parking lot, all 12 pumps, so you couldn't see anything anyway
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# ? Sep 4, 2018 01:22 |
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# ? Sep 4, 2018 05:34 |
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Not even with a hoodie, stopped a school shooter by reflecting light into their eyes.
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# ? Sep 4, 2018 05:50 |
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No, the hoodie is important, it was one of the ones with the pocket on top of the head that's easily accessible while holding your hands up. Not that it's worth picking specific holes in that story. Although, what would the police think if they were alerted to a school shooting and a student with a gun and a hostage approached them?
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# ? Sep 4, 2018 06:04 |
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I'm wondering how you flip somebody the bird after you've been slammed into the pavement several dozen times and most definitely cuffed behind your back and escorted by 2+ officers holding your arms as they push you into the squadcar.
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# ? Sep 4, 2018 06:13 |
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Len posted:At the one I worked at regular employees didn't have the option to go to the cameras and roll them back I believe it was a terminable offense. I guess I should note that I didn’t blame the worker at all. I’m poor and work bad jobs too. He told me that it was CCTV but the tapes didn’t record anything. Was that true or just something management told him? Who knows. Either way, I DO know that the employees have drive-offs taken out of their paychecks. Thanks, america.
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# ? Sep 4, 2018 07:34 |
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uvar posted:No, the hoodie is important, it was one of the ones with the pocket on top of the head that's easily accessible while holding your hands up. Yeah that sounds like a really good way to commit suicide by cop, what the hell
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# ? Sep 4, 2018 07:51 |
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No wait but you see the only thing we need to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun and also
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# ? Sep 4, 2018 10:34 |
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Trash Boat posted:No wait but you see the only thing we need to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a
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# ? Sep 4, 2018 11:20 |
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burial posted:Either way, I DO know that the employees have drive-offs taken out of their paychecks. Thanks, america. Ew that's some poo poo. Neither of the ones I worked at did thankfully. When I was at Speedway they were pre-pay only to fight drive offs and the local chain you didn't get in trouble if you made a token effort and wrote down the make, color, and license plate. Our district manager didn't do anything with the information but some of the others would take them to court.
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# ? Sep 4, 2018 11:33 |
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I understand why we block the names, but making up a school shooting heroism story is something I feel like name and shaming could be appropriate for.
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# ? Sep 4, 2018 11:40 |
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Making it a school shooting, something that would be national headline news no matter what, was a mistake. At least make it a botched bank robbery or something where your story can't necessarily be refuted after 5 seconds on google.
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# ? Sep 4, 2018 12:02 |
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I think she thought "If I say no one died, there won't be a problem since it won't be major news" ignoring the fact that a hero story like that would be getting loads of press anyway... and then ignoring that she's ignoring it by saying she's basically the new queen of the school or whatever.
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# ? Sep 4, 2018 12:43 |
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That's the good stuff
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# ? Sep 4, 2018 12:50 |
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quote:The amount of times I could have been that white girl in the horror movie could honestly be a movie in itself and it’s honestly a waste that my entire life isn’t constantly recorded on film because it would be HILARIOUS *sighs in 'this didn't happen'*
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# ? Sep 4, 2018 14:20 |
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Some of those later ones have absolutely nothing to do with "horror movie" scenarios. Like the hamster one. What? Was the hamster going to kill her? And oh wow a coffee cup obeying the laws of physics. Has she never seen cups/whatever move "by themselves" on damp/wet tabletops?
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# ? Sep 4, 2018 14:27 |
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Magical jesus bird healed my car accident wounds because I apologized
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# ? Sep 4, 2018 15:01 |
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Songbearer has a new favorite as of 15:45 on Sep 4, 2018 |
# ? Sep 4, 2018 15:42 |
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Dixville posted:Good Lord please stop talking about calendars
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# ? Sep 4, 2018 16:46 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:And oh wow a coffee cup obeying the laws of physics. Has she never seen cups/whatever move "by themselves" on damp/wet tabletops? Coffee cups do not spin 360 degrees by themselves on damp tabletops. That is not a thing that happens.
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# ? Sep 4, 2018 17:02 |
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Coffee cups do not spin 360 degrees by themselves on damp tabletops. That is not a thing that happens. They can move though, and given the narrator we can safely assume it did not do what she said it did and instead just moved a little like they can actually do and she exaggerated to make it sound more spooky. When reading stdh things like that take whatever they say and tone it down by a factor of like 50 and you will get close to what actually happened.
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# ? Sep 4, 2018 17:16 |
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Isn't it ihob now anyways? Also - one night the screaming just stopped. Not sure why they put up with that for a year and a half in this STDH.
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# ? Sep 4, 2018 19:40 |
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quote:13. That one night at summer camp where a group of girls got together to play ‘bloody mary’ in the lavatory and invited me to come with them so I said “no thanks” and stayed with the camp councillors and drank soup instead.
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# ? Sep 4, 2018 20:10 |
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# ? Sep 4, 2018 21:49 |
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rudecyrus posted:I believe this one if it took place in 1980. In 2014 when I worked at a daycare with the 6-11 year olds they were still talking about Bloody Mary. That's just the eternal thing. I of course had to tell then my Totally True Story of that kid who played Bloody Mary when I was their age.
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# ? Sep 4, 2018 22:02 |
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Len posted:In 2014 when I worked at a daycare with the 6-11 year olds they were still talking about Bloody Mary. That's just the eternal thing. Just last week I was working at a grade school and ran into this! I was in an equipment room off of a bathroom and the light switch for the bathroom was in the closet. I must have either bumped it by mistake or whatever but the light was off in the bathroom. It was light enough from ambient light that kids could go in and do their business kinda, but still dark once you got past the entryway. This group of a few kids went in and heard them talking low, something about the Candyman, and then more muffled talking amongst them. Another quiet minute later then I heard louder and louder Candyman...Candyman..Candyman! and then they ran out of there back to class or wtf-ever If I had known the light switch was in there and flipped it on/off while they were chanting, they probably woulda poo poo themselves
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