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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


current mood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuQ51_f30V4

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Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

you could probably get trump
to say “socialism is cool and good” during a press conference if you offered him 50 bucks lol

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


under socialism you get your money from other people, but under capitalism you produce goods and services and then supply-side Jesus rewards you by sending limitless amounts of money down from heaven

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/NOAASatellitePA/status/1037078128273838085

https://twitter.com/weatherchannel/status/1037081675400916992

Do we have any New Orleans goons here?

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Raccooon posted:

Is this real? I can't tell anymore.

I think so. Usually affects women though

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persistent_genital_arousal_disorder

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Is Trump literally quoting himself on twitter now
That’s kinda sad

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

not any more

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

the problem with capitalism is that you eventually run outta third world children to make your clothes

you don't tho

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
but really stay safe NO goons

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
i still havent answered the girl who asked me out, she sent me her number now

i'm a busy man, what can i say

*looks at piles of garbage around the room*

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1037085951468728322

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009


I know a power engineer who does a lot of work on the pumps. Last year GE broke the turbine that powered them and they all panicked that Harvey was going to destroy New Orleans again. Supposedly most of the pumps are running now.

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 363 days!

Kurtofan posted:

i still havent answered the girl who asked me out, she sent me her number now

Send those digits my way fam

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


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ProTip for arguing with a libtard. Just say Venezuela until your order is ready or they threaten to call the police.

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Kurtofan posted:

i'm a busy man, what can i say

trump

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Kurtofan posted:

i still havent answered the girl who asked me out, she sent me her number now

i'm a busy man, what can i say

*looks at piles of garbage around the room*

You have a cultural duty to go out with her or else you’re enforcing the status quo where women are expected to be the passive ones in a relationship and can’t be the one to engage

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

pushpins posted:

ProTip for arguing with a libtard. Just say Venezuela until your order is ready or they threaten to call the police.

lol just draw, yell "standing my ground" and blaze away

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 363 days!
Its hard to sustain capital when you keep trying to gently caress up the means' poo poo

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Oh wow no way never would have thought crazy guy would double down!!!?

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


buy her a forums account

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.

Filthy Hans posted:

Kaep is a weird lookin' dude, that giant rectangular neck makes him look kinda like a pez dispenser

lol okay dude

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


tenderjerk posted:

Its hard to sustain capital when you keep trying to gently caress up the means' poo poo

Unironic galaxy brain RE: this

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Augus posted:

You have a cultural duty to go out with her or else you’re enforcing the status quo where women are expected to be the passive ones in a relationship and can’t be the one to engage

i know right

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

SKULL.GIF posted:

Do we have any New Orleans goons here?

they already announced school closures early yesterday and are doin the voluntary evacuation thing for outlying areas but haven't set up the contraflow evac routes for the main highways

main concern is rain in nola proper, since the municipal pump system is still kinda buttfucked from earlier when they caught a buncha old white guys doing corruption instead of maintenance

gentilly neighborhood is the main concern there since their big pumping station is still down, and that area tends to flood p easily (it got it bad during katrina)


overall i'm not too too concerned about my family there but they live on the high ground so i'm sure they're all already plastered at the hurricane parties

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Literally Brass Eye

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


pushpins posted:

ProTip for arguing with a libtard. Just vandalize your own valuables and watch as they are reduced to tears

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/MarshallCohen/status/1037086546279714816

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1037085467093749760?s=21

president good brain’s extremely good brain is doing well i see

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Kurtofan posted:

i still havent answered the girl who asked me out, she sent me her number now

i'm a busy man, what can i say

*looks at piles of garbage around the room*

as a former trashman I advise you to talk to the lady because they are nice and can help you respect you are self

Augus
Mar 9, 2015



Isn’t he already being sued

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Zikan posted:

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1037085467093749760?s=21

president good brain’s extremely good brain is doing well i see

lol thats even better than Nike deciding to leave

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Kurtofan posted:

i know right

unironically

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 363 days!
Elon tried drugs for the first time this year and now look at this poo poo

Utz
Aug 1, 2008

by vyelkin
when you're on your knees at your father's funeral

at his casket

and you're saying goodbye to him

and then you have nine orgasms

right there, with your whole family standing behind you

it makes you never want to have another orgasm as long as you live

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





My fave part of this is Trump truly believing he is the smartest man ever, and could outwit Mueller.

And everyone around him is constantly like "No no no ahahaha what are you doing oh my god put that back"

And Trump thinks people treating him like an infant is normal and cool.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



An Apple A Gay posted:

we wear wranglers not levis

jeep wranglers???

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

tenderjerk posted:

Elon tried drugs for the first time this year and now look at this poo poo

dude is the world's oldest sloppy freshman

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Squinky v2.0 posted:

it is if u think senator brady 2024 is real

openly being pals with trump is probably a nonstarter here even for tom terrific, gotta create enough space for people to remember the rings & not the maga hat

this is the worst cspam parody writing ive ever read

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