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Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Stairs posted:

Bit late but that pic of Paul Ryan as a woman looks like me and now I'm sad.

Please tell me you’re not even a woman

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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



He'd make a passable woman, don't feel bad.

They all look surprisingly OK, except the one in the lower left corner, that one's not even trying

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xY_D8SMNtE

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Collateral Damage posted:

The "When you read, you score!" slogan makes me believe the intended audience is children, so the list reflects that. Could be it's the books the players enjoyed when they were kids themselves.
Hmm yes maybe or but also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Al8mQpka2Y0

Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010


drat, the one time when eating rear end is not cool and good.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

When somebody says "Eating rear end is the only ethical consumption under capitalism I'll show them this.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
False.

Tuberculosis is the only ethical consumption under capitalism.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Stairs posted:

Bit late but that pic of Paul Ryan as a woman looks like me and now I'm sad.

You could probably use that to your advantage somehow :thunk:

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Poops Mcgoots posted:

drat, the one time when eating rear end is not cool and good.

More like craptocurrency, amirite

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Okay, I'll say it. Buttcoin!

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
the most political cartoon that ever political cartoon-ed

Professor of Cats
Mar 22, 2009

Samuringa posted:

the most political cartoon that ever political cartoon-ed



I also use a hammer like that.

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Twitch posted:

It's really good as an alternative to the "flavor packet" in cheap instant ramen.

for sure thats actually what i use it for but i didnt wanna say it. im glad im not the only one.

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 7 hours!

Samuringa posted:

the most political cartoon that ever political cartoon-ed



Tag yourself

I'm the metaphor for conservative taking points unchained from reality, seeded with millions of dollars, and unleashed like wildfire unto the collective consciousness, spreading though multiple social media channels recently popular to boomers and conservatives long frustrated by their worldview who are simply happy to see ad banners on their Facebook feeds confirm that it really is immigrants and not themselves who tanked America

you know, a jail cell


Edit: god drat, he still put "conservatives" in the wheelhouse of the "Censor Ship," which if you've been following Grassley's comments on Google is absolutely a scenario the GOP masturbates to nightly

How is ben garrison so bad at this

Potato Salad has a new favorite as of 00:32 on Sep 5, 2018

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
I'm Hermit Crab Bernie

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Samuringa posted:

the most political cartoon that ever political cartoon-ed



I will always be entertained by Garrison's attempts to make Trump an Adonis

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

All I see is Trump vainly trying to stand in the way of his many, many, many detractors.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

I'm pretty sure Garrison intends for you to conclude that the massive blue wave he drew moments away from overwhelming Trump is actually going to be stopped by Trump putting up a sign.

xtal
Jan 9, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

jobson groeth posted:

I'm Hermit Crab Bernie

I'm the screaming metalhead shark

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Im the surfin' poop

ride the waaves doodoo

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


I'm the shoe.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Scary antifa with bicycle lock over here

Paving the way for Liz and her native heritage

Twistershift
Feb 7, 2007
No piss tape, 3/10.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

ultrafilter posted:

I'm the shoe.

jesus hes still doing that

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Im the surfin' poop

ride the waaves doodoo

Surfin' Turd

Ah-tuh-tuh-turd turd turd, tuh-turd's the word

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...
Heroin needle checking in

xtal
Jan 9, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

Twistershift posted:

No piss tape, 3/10.

Oh, that's not water

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Professor of Cats posted:

I also use a hammer like that.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Everything about that is great, but my favorites are the statue of liberty being lynched by Facebook, which apparently is also free speech, and the hypodermic Russia needles. The toilet seat and "help" bottle are good too. I think Antifa's bike lock references something specific, but I don't know what.

Like it's just so good. It's incredibly detailed in a way that prevents it from having any message besides "liberals bad." Is the giant blue wave going to wash Trump away? Will the sign he's hammering stop it from hitting the beach? Will the wave hitting free Conservatives once the boat hits the beach, but also free the Illuminati, since they're imprisoned together in the ship's control room (bridge?)

The four great Democratic heads of the wave: Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, and Bing Crosby

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
I'm the Illuminati symbol steering the ship.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

False.

Tuberculosis is the only ethical consumption under capitalism.

Nothing ethical about the King's Evil. Says so in the name

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"


It actually says "smallpox light". I can't help trying to figure these out.

天花 means both "ceiling" and "smallpox" for some loving reason

The Merkinman
Apr 22, 2007

I sell only quality merkins. What is a merkin you ask? Why, it's a wig for your genitals!

Bertrand Hustle posted:

It actually says "smallpox light". I can't help trying to figure these out.

天花 means both "ceiling" and "smallpox" for some loving reason

Maybe it's like shingles ?

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Samuringa posted:

the most political cartoon that ever political cartoon-ed



Given what "blue wave" actually means this year, I'm the implication that Trump is going to try to cancel the elections.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/christhebarker/status/1037009495388549121

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!


this gave me a hearty lol.

my favorite is the not racist at all portrayal of the nice, surfing jewish man.

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RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Rigged Death Trap posted:

jesus hes still doing that

Okay, what's the shoe thing?

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