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Nichael posted:this quote is almost trumpian for real as soon as I saw that sad low energy billboard all I could think was JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB! JEB!
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Sep 5, 2018 05:09
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Sep 5, 2018 05:09
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Durf posted:Trumps gonna get strung up by the dumbest loving marine they can find 
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Sep 5, 2018 05:10
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quote:“I’m not Joe Crowley, and the people that know AOC and Kerri say that, with all due respect, Kerri’s not AOC,” Carper tersely explained to BuzzFeed News in a recent interview. Carper’s campaign has also released an ad reminding voters that he’s home often and takes the Amtrak from Delaware to Washington to fight for them. gently caress offfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
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Sep 5, 2018 05:10
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Asproigerosis posted:JEB! JEB! JEB!
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Sep 5, 2018 05:10
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Asproigerosis posted:for real as soon as I saw that sad low energy billboard all I could think was JEB! you coming to the rally tomorrow?? volunteering thursday? GOTV!
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Sep 5, 2018 05:10
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Gulping Again posted:my favorite part of the ongoing Musk Meltdown is how his girlfriend wants to gently caress his mom more than she does him lol, what????
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Sep 5, 2018 05:11
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Schnorkles posted:parties are real fuckin weak right now but leadership is only kinda getting the memo. which is basically why pelosi is only now waking up to the fact there is a legit shot she's tossed out in november even if they win, and in fact it becomes more likely the more they win by. polls polls polls polls polls polls polls polls polls polls polls polls polls polls polls polls polls polls polls polls polls polls polls p
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Sep 5, 2018 05:11
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Gulping Again posted:my favorite part of the ongoing Musk Meltdown is how his girlfriend wants to gently caress his mom more than she does him ...excuse me?
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Sep 5, 2018 05:12
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Nichael posted:this quote is almost trumpian remember bill board
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Sep 5, 2018 05:12
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Chokes McGee posted:polls polls polls polls polls polls polls polls polls polls polls polls polls polls polls polls polls polls polls polls polls polls polls p when 10 term incumbents are going down and donald tormp is president its a good bet that partisanship is real strong and parties are real weak and whoo boy sign me up for a realignment
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Sep 5, 2018 05:13
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Nichael posted:you coming to the rally tomorrow?? volunteering thursday? GOTV! I actually haven't left my apartment in 7 years
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Sep 5, 2018 05:13
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Nichael posted:gently caress offfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff Lol this is pretty wily
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Sep 5, 2018 05:13
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Asproigerosis posted:I actually haven't left my apartment in 7 years leave for kerri! Wynona Dryder posted:remember bill board we have billboard. "please vote!"
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Sep 5, 2018 05:13
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Nichael posted:gently caress offfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff show me the carfax tom over 400,000mi in a 2001 chrysler town & country my foot
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Sep 5, 2018 05:13
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"i ride a train i exercise piss poo poo i'm tom carpet my wife better have that loving dinner on the table when i come home"
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Sep 5, 2018 05:14
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a tweet for loving everything gat drat.
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Sep 5, 2018 05:14
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so last year a cop in philly tried to arrest a guy for riding a dirt bike, frisked him, felt an illegal gun, they struggled, the guy dropped the gun and ran, cop tried to shoot him in the back but his gun jammed, cop cleared the jam and successfully shot the guy in the back three times as he continued to run, the guy died. cop was fired by the force, but hey it's not like criminal charges can be brought against a cop or anything, especially when the dead guy had a gun, right? larry krasner endorsed grand jury findings and brought murder charges against a philly cop for the first time in like three decades today, and our platonic-ideal-of-a-corrupt-cop FOP president is mad as hell https://twitter.com/phillydotcom/status/1037055509055062017 
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Sep 5, 2018 05:15
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Gulping Again posted:my favorite part of the ongoing Musk Meltdown is how his girlfriend wants to gently caress his mom more than she does him woah let's back this one up a bit grimes is not exactly known for her sanity but even this is pretty lol
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Sep 5, 2018 05:16
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 clean ur windshield tom ur a senator for crying out loud...bad optics!!
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Sep 5, 2018 05:16
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i would be so so happy if scrub niggurath did another one day more interpretation for the kerri campaign it's still one of the best posts ever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IddP8AAIGTQ Ted Cruz: One day more! Another day another dip for me This never ending road from Calgary These men who seem to know my slime will not be fooled a second time, One day more... Rand Paul: I did not poll until today How can I live, now that I've started? Ted Cruz: One day more Rand Paul + Carly Fiorina: Tomorrow we'll have dropped away, And yet, by now we should have parted... Jeb Bush: One more day all on my own Rand Paul + Carly Fiorina: Will we ever run again? Jeb Bush: With the GOP not caring Carly Fiorina: I was here for Hillary! Jeb Bush: What a life I might have known... Rand Paul: Hope I still have Kentucky... Jeb Bush: Trump's a bully, it's not fair! Marco Rubio: One more day until the storm! John Kasich: Do I stay out on the road? Marco Rubio: At the caucuses for freedom John Kasich: For the battle in New Hampshire? Marco Rubio: But first, about Obamacare John Kasich: Do I fight my brothers there? Marco Rubio: It has destroyed America Ted Cruz: One day more! Donald Trump: One more day to Trumpolution They will never have me stumped We'll be ready for those losers They're low energy; vote Trump! Ted Cruz: One day more! Ben Carson + Mike Huckabee: Lock our donors up Give em all a call Always worth a buck when it's a free for all Here a little speech Half a million more See you on the book tours that are coming up! Republican primary voters: One day to a new beginning (Raise the flag of Iowa high!) Every man will meet Steve King (Every man will meet Steve King!) There's a candidate for freedom (There can only be just one!) All: Do you hear the people sing? Chris Christie: My place is here I fight for food! Ted Cruz: ONE DAY MORE! Rand and Fiorina: We did not run until today! Jeb Bush: One more day all on my own! Rand and Fiorina: How can we drop now that we've started? Donald Trump: I will be the people's hero They will turn out in the snow I'm doing best in all the polls They've got no shot and they all know Ted Cruz: One day more! John Kasich: Do I stay out on the road? Jeb Bush: What a life I might have known! Rand and Fiorina: By now we both should have departed Donald Trump: One more day to Trumpolution They will never have me stumped I'll be ready for these losers Ben Carson + Mike Huckabee: Lock our donors up Give em each a call Always worth a buck when it's a free for all Ted Cruz: Tomorrow is the caucus day Tomorrow is the judgment day All: Tomorrow we'll discover what our god Ron Reagan has in store! One more dawn One more day One Day More!
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Sep 5, 2018 05:16
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lol come the gently caress on dude
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Sep 5, 2018 05:16
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Nichael posted:Can we get a final round of funny numbers in celebration of Pressley? We have last minute ads we need to push out about how much of a piece of poo poo Carper is. just sent y'all 69.69 keep fighting the good fight
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Sep 5, 2018 05:17
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Asproigerosis posted:for real as soon as I saw that sad low energy billboard all I could think was JEB!
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Sep 5, 2018 05:17
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real question: is FYAD responsible for black twitter????
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Sep 5, 2018 05:17
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Apraxin posted:so last year a cop in philly tried to arrest a guy for riding a dirt bike, frisked him, felt an illegal gun, they struggled, the guy dropped the gun and ran, cop tried to shoot him in the back but his gun jammed, cop cleared the jam and successfully shot the guy in the back three times as he continued to run, the guy died. cop was fired by the force, but hey it's not like criminal charges can be brought against a cop or anything, especially when the dead guy had a gun, right? die pig
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Sep 5, 2018 05:19
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PENCE https://i.imgur.com/apRw2nH.gifv
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Sep 5, 2018 05:19
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you gotta wonder a) how this even happened and b) what the security guard thought he was gonna do here I mean if the horse is dumb and/or stubborn enough to look around at a sliding door and go YUP THIS LOOKS LIKE MY BARN ALL RIGHT you're not going to stop him with a few hand gestures
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Sep 5, 2018 05:21
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I just watched Hereditary and it was a nice break from the insanity of Trump
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Sep 5, 2018 05:21
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https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1037193671056257025?s=20
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Sep 5, 2018 05:21
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Zeroisanumber posted:I want someone with a rock-solid left-wing voting record who also wants to rip Trump's face off with their teeth.
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Sep 5, 2018 05:22
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https://twitter.com/RandyRRQuaid/status/1037089732520501249 if anyone hasn't subscribed to these yet you should. lmao
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Sep 5, 2018 05:22
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Squizzle posted:turbps total confidence in his deals power is so fuckin hilarious he's a narcissist and other people are just objects for him to dominate
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Sep 5, 2018 05:22
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elon musk's mom is a model who's been modeling since the 1960s http://www.mayemuskmodel.com/covers/  
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Sep 5, 2018 05:23
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Lil Sebastian's drunk again!
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Sep 5, 2018 05:24
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Nichael posted:i would be so so happy if scrub niggurath did another one day more interpretation for the kerri campaign God dammit it really was
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Sep 5, 2018 05:25
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if this was all a deep cover scam by grimes to get closer to elon's mom this entire time I think we may very well be in the presence of the greatest artist who ever lived
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Sep 5, 2018 05:25
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Chokes McGee posted:woah let's back this one up a bit i distinctly remember there being chatlogs where grimes was gushing about Elon's cruella de ville-rear end looking mom and how horny she was for her. it might not have been grimes i can't remember because coherent memory stopped being a thing for me in 2016 when my CTE and trump-induced time dilation set in
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tacodaemon posted:elon musk's mom is a model who's been modeling since the 1960s cruella de ville but instead of disney, france
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