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BangersInMyKnickers: Nov 3, 2004; I have a thing for courageous dongles

hobbesmaster posted:

if its not an LED and photo transistor what are the using in these?

I'm p.sure the teardown in that case revealed they were using a bunch of cheap, lovely sensors in the visible spectrum and ambient light with no active emitter

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President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

ddees cartoon with an eyeball peeking out at u from the hot air nozzle

# ? Sep 5, 2018 15:52

Kobayashi: Aug 13, 2004; by Nyc_Tattoo

dragon enthusiast posted:

how come silicon valley hasn't disrupted the hand washing market yet

The algorithm says ur hands are dry

# ? Sep 5, 2018 15:53

hobbesmaster: Jan 28, 2008

Krankenstyle posted:

full on camera + opencv probably lol

led, phototransistor, some passives, an attiny and a pot for calibration has to be what $1?

# ? Sep 5, 2018 15:55

BangersInMyKnickers: Nov 3, 2004; I have a thing for courageous dongles

hobbesmaster posted:

led, phototransistor, some passives, an attiny and a pot for calibration has to be what $1?

just because that's the sane way to do it doesn't mean that's what they did

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cp-BGQfpHQ

# ? Sep 5, 2018 15:57

hobbesmaster: Jan 28, 2008

unlike juicero though these soap dispensers are made by large, "boring", profitable companies

# ? Sep 5, 2018 16:00

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

i suppose the closest thing to a tech bubble-y company that makes hand dryers is dyson, but they at least appear to be solvent.

# ? Sep 5, 2018 16:03

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

BangersInMyKnickers posted:

I'm p.sure the teardown in that case revealed they were using a bunch of cheap, lovely sensors in the visible spectrum and ambient light with no active emitter

probably for better battery life, it just doesn't work very well either

# ? Sep 5, 2018 16:06

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

did i miss anything in the 700+ posts in the past 7 days?

also theranos shutting down

https://www.wsj.com/articles/blood-testing-firm-theranos-to-dissolve-1536115130

e: poo poo hella beaten

graph fucked around with this message at 16:26 on Sep 5, 2018

# ? Sep 5, 2018 16:23

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

would you like to making gently caress juicerrrrrrroooooooooo

# ? Sep 5, 2018 16:26

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

dragon enthusiast posted:

how come silicon valley hasn't disrupted the hand washing market yet

the dyson airblade is a juggernaut few startups are brave enough to challenge

# ? Sep 5, 2018 17:12

fritz: Jul 26, 2003

hobbesmaster posted:

led, phototransistor, some passives, an attiny and a pot for calibration has to be what $1?

that doesnt sound like deep learning to me

# ? Sep 5, 2018 17:18

Babies Getting Rabies: Apr 21, 2007; Sugartime Jones

fritz posted:

that doesnt sound like deep learning to me

yeah, implementing racism in such a cost-effective way isn't anywhere near disruptive enough

# ? Sep 5, 2018 17:21

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

# ? Sep 5, 2018 17:29

dragon enthusiast: Jan 1, 2010

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

the dyson airblade is a juggernaut few startups are brave enough to challenge

gotta love how the corporate response is always "actually, in a real world scenario,"

# ? Sep 5, 2018 17:32

BangersInMyKnickers: Nov 3, 2004; I have a thing for courageous dongles

I am Extremely Pumped that they installed air blades in our bathroom and removed the paper towels so now I am forced to touch the door handle while others take a poo poo, then rinse their hands in the sink without washing to get their germs really mobile in solution and then walk out without drying

# ? Sep 5, 2018 17:46

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

when i worked at red hot entperrise linux they took away the paper towels from the bathrooms and there was a huge revolt and they were eventually returned.

# ? Sep 5, 2018 17:49

prisoner of waffles: May 8, 2007; Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.

DONT THREAD ON ME posted:

red hot entperrise linux

yeouch!

# ? Sep 5, 2018 17:51

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

from here

# ? Sep 5, 2018 18:10

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

lol ok

# ? Sep 5, 2018 18:11

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

turns out moving to india doesn't make your terrible ideas any more feasible

# ? Sep 5, 2018 18:12

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

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haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

beautiful smog choking the city in the background

e: I'm the helicopter with 2 main rotors and also a tail rotor

# ? Sep 5, 2018 18:15

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Why India?

To begin with, Uber�s options were limited, said Yugal Joshi, vice -president at Texas-based consultancy Everest Group. It has been ousted from China and several southeast Asian nations. It is also facing serious challenges in Europe. India is now its biggest market outside the US.

�The ideal launch city for an urban air taxi is a dense metropolitan area where traffic congestion can mean that even distances of 10-15 kilometres can take an hour. Indian cities qualify quite well,� according to Kartik Hosanagar, professor of technology and digital business at University of Pennsylvania�s Wharton School.

lol sure that's why india

# ? Sep 5, 2018 18:15

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

why india?

because they're the only country with any semblance of infrastructure that hasn't shut our bullshit down outright

# ? Sep 5, 2018 18:16

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

disruptive idea: indian vehicle traffic, but in three dimensions

# ? Sep 5, 2018 18:18

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

infernal machines posted:

why india?

because they're the only country with any semblance of infrastructure that hasn't shut our bullshit down outright

wrong

its because when the uber air taxis kill people in testing there wont be any consequences

# ? Sep 5, 2018 18:19

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

i assume that the source for that article had to carefully remove the surprise in their voice when describing the legal and regulatory hurdles that must be overcome for India Uber Elevate

# ? Sep 5, 2018 18:19

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

graph posted:

wrong

its because when the uber air taxis kill people in testing there wont be any consequences

well, yes, but i feel like that follows from what i said.

# ? Sep 5, 2018 18:24

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

death cab for chugai

# ? Sep 5, 2018 18:25

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

syscall girl posted:

death cab for chugai

# ? Sep 5, 2018 18:29

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

city of joy only the one dude flys an uber air taxi instead of pulling a rickshaw

# ? Sep 5, 2018 18:31

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

President Beep posted:

city of joy only the one dude flys an uber air taxi instead of pulling a rickshaw

it's still a rickshaw but now it has drone propellers on it and Hasari Pal is wearing a jet pack

# ? Sep 5, 2018 18:33

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

so how do we get from this to the flying chinese food stall in fifth element

# ? Sep 5, 2018 18:36

Janitor Prime: Jan 22, 2004; PC LOAD LETTER

What da fuck does that mean; Fun Shoe

haveblue posted:

so how do we get from this to the flying chinese food stall in fifth element

gently caress you beat me to it

# ? Sep 5, 2018 18:48

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

somewhere along the way we have knock-off aliexpress drones delivering sushi by crashing through your bedroom window

# ? Sep 5, 2018 18:52

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

bbq steam buns and dumplings arrive in a blazing hail of plastic gears and propeller blades

# ? Sep 5, 2018 18:53

Mr.Radar: Nov 5, 2005; You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.

Sarah Jeong has capped off her long streak of bland-posting on Twitter in the most appropriate way I could imagine with a literal Rorschach test:

https://twitter.com/sarahjeong/status/1037393170743603206

# ? Sep 5, 2018 18:56

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

when im president i will issue an executive order that no bathroom sinks or soap, paper, or other dispenser may be automated and that all sinks and toilets must operate at a pressure capable of flaying skin and flushing the largest turds, respectively.

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Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

if im president im gonna launch all of the nukes on myself

# ? Sep 5, 2018 19:07

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