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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:

If I request a catalog, do they actually send just the catalog or will I be getting 50 pounds of other junk mail every day for the rest of my life?

:thunk: would you rather have 50 1lb knives or one 50 lb knife?

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Matching set for that horrid skull vodka!

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Colonel Cancer posted:

Matching set for that horrid skull vodka!

Crystal Skull vodka is actually pretty good. Apologize to Dan Akroyd right now

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
A little late to the party but lol this loving guy:

https://i.imgur.com/RElFph1.mp4

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

Literally A Person posted:

A little late to the party but lol this loving guy:

https://i.imgur.com/RElFph1.mp4

Now smash the other two

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Is this how that one TFR goon got started hunting hogs with a spear?

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Literally A Person posted:

A little late to the party but lol this loving guy:

https://i.imgur.com/RElFph1.mp4

MOTHERFUCKING COCONUT WATER!!!!!!

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I like the reaper with the cards one, id sport that poo poo. :smug:

DA MF SHARE ZONE SHIRT

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
All these "ULTRA OPERATOR EXTREME" knives are hilarious. They're all so over-designed and unusable for their supposed target demographic.

My current job has me issued a multitool, a decent Benchmade folding knife, and a SOG Seal Pup (essentially a smaller ka-bar with some serrated edges), all of which see a lot of use...in cutting things that aren't people.

"Combat knives" have largely turned into "multipurpose cutting tools that you could maybe stab the enemy with if you feel like it" in the armed services, and the groups that still keep the "explicitly for murdering"-style weapons mostly do it out of tradition.

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:

don't worry, they make some inexpensive models too



Would honestly do the job for 99% of the times I need a knife. I want one :q:

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

ChickenHeart posted:

All these "ULTRA OPERATOR EXTREME" knives are hilarious. They're all so over-designed and unusable for their supposed target demographic.

My current job has me issued a multitool, a decent Benchmade folding knife, and a SOG Seal Pup (essentially a smaller ka-bar with some serrated edges), all of which see a lot of use...in cutting things that aren't people.

"Combat knives" have largely turned into "multipurpose cutting tools that you could maybe stab the enemy with if you feel like it" in the armed services, and the groups that still keep the "explicitly for murdering"-style weapons mostly do it out of tradition.

They've always been like that. The few true fighting knives like the raider knife wrte always an anomaly

That said i always thought the smachet was pretty cool

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

I would like a wolf themed knife.

A FUCKIN CANARY!!
Nov 9, 2005


Skeleton Ape posted:

Would honestly do the job for 99% of the times I need a knife. I want one :q:

here you go https://www.bladehq.com/item--Spyderco-Stainless-Bug--4109

they kick rear end and i kept one on my key ring until i upgraded to a tiny leatherman

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009


Should've marked the price up to $14.88

naem
May 29, 2011

https://youtu.be/pjeMhBp6nrk

I have to admit this looks like fun

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Lmao if you don't own at least one kukri

Mortimer Knag
Nov 23, 2007
Why the gently caress isn't the drill bit knife already on the end of a spear. This Bud dude doesn't have his priorities right.

A FUCKIN CANARY!!
Nov 9, 2005


potentiallycool
Nov 7, 2011

Homie
Fallen Rib
gently caress that hair reproduction is on point.

https://www.budk.com/Donald-Trump-2017-Inauguration-Tribute-Coin-Clad-in-24K-Gold-Mimics-JFK-Half-Dollar-41564

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).
Look at all of these deals to be had on just the front page of their website!!



https://www.budk.com/Night-Watchman-Faux-Smart-Phone-Stun-Gun-%E2%80%93-LED-Fla-44413


https://www.budk.com/Lucille-Barbed...elevision-41970


https://www.budk.com/SHTF-Lighter-Case-And-Pocket-Knife-%E2%80%93-Black-Stainle-43806



Also, I was trying to find out what BUDK stands for, and among the many, many horrible reviews, one person claims that they started out by selling cheap bootleg BUCK knives branded with BUDK. Not sure if that's true.

Manchild King
Oct 22, 2010
Misogynistic, self-absorbed, incredibly unfunny asshole. BLOCK ME or I will steal your face for creepy fetish porn!
I figured Budk buyers would be dippers rather than smokers. But I guess the ole Bic disposable is always handy.

There is no level these knife manufacturers will not stoop to.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


I'm the long overcoat that's all wrinkly and foldy because it came vacuum-packed from Alibaba.

e: I mean so did the bat but :shrug:

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014


Needs Improvement **** posted:

I got mine and gave it one good swing when the barbed coil slid partially off. Haven't hit anything yet. Gonna try to super glue later, see how that works.

could be better, could be worse... ** posted:

needs more coils of wire wrapped tighter and fastened to the bat somehow.

quote:

i just got her in today i was thinking this would be a bat wrapped in fake plastic barbed wire from looking at the pics the pics are terrible the bat looks like a fake bat and the wire has a plasticky look to it. this was not the case! the bat is real, the wire is real and sharp. the problem is its wrapped tightly around the bat but if it snags on something as barbed wire often does and u just pull hard on it the wire will quite easily slide off the end of the bat! it needs to be attached to the bat with a heavy staple or something maybe 2 staples holding the wite to the bat and another on the end would be a great improvement and thats what ill end up doing.its not the best quality wire its shiny and chrome looking tho it will work.these problems are easily fixed.

hell yeah

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
I don't even see what barb wire would actually add to the bat-hitting experience. It would just create a superficial puncture wound, the real damage would come from the bludgeoning not from a couple small cuts.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
gently caress BUDK for not getting in on the ground floor of Knife Wrench™:

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

https://www.budk.com/Heritage-Not-Hate-Challenge-Coin-32735

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

https://www.budk.com/Never-Apologize-Silver-Range-T-Shirt-36249









I like that Pink Floyd is the only band worthy of representing the American South!

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Rad-daddio posted:

gently caress BUDK for not getting in on the ground floor of Knife Wrench™:


For kids

A FUCKIN CANARY!!
Nov 9, 2005


Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

I'm still trying to wrap my mind around this thing.

So, it's actually just a long sleeve cotton t-shirt with an incredibly tacky print on it?

Megillah Gorilla fucked around with this message at 17:33 on Sep 5, 2018

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Megillah Gorilla posted:

I'm still trying to wrap my mind around this thing.

So, it's actually just a long sleeve cotton t-shirt with an incredibly tack print on it?

Yes, and for only 36 bucks!

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
That seems like a lot of money to dress like a gay pirate with no taste.

A FUCKIN CANARY!!
Nov 9, 2005


literally a box with some sticks in it

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:

literally a box with some sticks in it



I feel sorry for the wasted death of whatever little critter that gets caught in a pre-made deadfall trap. They for catching wild frozen burritos, right.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Rad-daddio posted:

That seems like a lot of money to dress like a gay pirate with no taste.

no price is too high imho

Matinee
Sep 15, 2007

has someone posted the Hanwei Elite Practical Katana Unboxing yet

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"


how much would it cost to make the lovely pointy stabchair* thing from game of thrones out of budk swords

*sorry if this has a name or alternatively is not an actual thing, i just know it from the cover of one of the books

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
I've found some more goth pirate images through google.




But what really sticks out is this one. I call it the "immediately shot by police/guy from the Uncharted video games" t-shirt :

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

super macho dude posted:

BUDK Tinder Profile Pics



Giovanni Ribisi needs to fire his agent

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Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Manchild King posted:

I figured Budk buyers would be dippers rather than smokers. But I guess the ole Bic disposable is always handy.

There is no level these knife manufacturers will not stoop to.

bro that lighter isn't for lighting cigarettes it's for lighting the emergency fire you need in a survival situation or smoking out an active shooter

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