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Communist Walrus posted:The quotes from the purchasers who're clearly trying to save face are just great It's often quoted like "haha look at the stupid person", occasionally with varying degrees of racism thrown in, but that guy was in on the scam along with most of the purchasers. His comments make a lot more sense in that light IMO.
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gently caress this poo poo pisses me off so much
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Sep 5, 2018 18:06
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If you're eating with someone and they rat out your waiter you should punch them in the mouth.
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Sep 5, 2018 18:11
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hell planet
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Sep 5, 2018 18:11
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heck they don’t even have to actually be on their phone to get tattled on. Who’s the rear end in a top hat that posted the sign going to believe?
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Sep 5, 2018 18:21
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Report a server for exciting additives
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Sep 5, 2018 18:26
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Puckering up with rage that your server checked a text message? Has their failure to grovel at your feet to earn their tip left you with a sour taste? Report them for 25% off your next meal by using our fun new reporting website, lemonparty.org!
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Sep 5, 2018 18:34
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possibly the most offensive thing i've ever seen on sa
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Sep 5, 2018 18:35
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boar guy posted:possibly the most offensive thing i've ever seen on sa Need I remind you of sad parrot, the worst image ever  Also I just noticed we got moved to C-SPAM, when'd that happen lol
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Sep 5, 2018 18:38
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boar guy posted:possibly the most offensive thing i've ever seen on sa *Takes one dollar off the pile of five ($5) American dollars I left on the table as a warning to ensure good service that I was prepared to tip you for my 90 dollar check *
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Sep 5, 2018 18:45
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This is pretty much the culture of fear Americans live in at most companies.
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Sep 5, 2018 18:47
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:*Takes one dollar off the pile of five ($5) American dollars I left on the table as a warning to ensure good service that I was prepared to tip you for my 90 dollar check * I'm so glad even my most assholish relatives don't pull this poo poo or I'd probably have ruined every family get together.
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Sep 5, 2018 18:48
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Snitches get stitches.
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Sep 5, 2018 19:01
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Managers love this poo poo because it means you're basically doing their job for them. And if someone games the system by making poo poo up they can always just hire more waiters.
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Sep 5, 2018 19:10
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Could Satan just arise from the river of blood already, the tension is killing me.
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:*Takes one dollar off the pile of five ($5) American dollars I left on the table as a warning to ensure good service that I was prepared to tip you for my 90 dollar check * Third Rock was ahead of its time.
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Sep 5, 2018 20:13
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oh i was reading about this a while ago, that exact scam has been run a bunch of times. one time a guy just bought a bunch of already disproven devices, put a new label on them, and sold them for 50k each lol 
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Sep 5, 2018 20:20
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that tip line thing is fine as long as it works both ways. waitress comes around to ask you how your food is and you're on your phone BLAMMO 25% markup
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Peanut President posted:that tip line thing is fine as long as it works both ways. waitress comes around to ask you how your food is and you're on your phone BLAMMO 25% markup No one will be able to grass up anyone cause they'll be too afraid to pull their phones out, genius!
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https://twitter.com/tresdessert/status/1037308585632509954
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XTimmy posted:This weirds me out so much, like if you KNOW you're making a scam device why do this obviously fake yet labor intensive poo poo? Did he actually think his scam product worked through the magic of toner? there was another method where you put a blank card in a mason jar with a sample of what you want to find, and it absorbs the vapor waves over like a week and then it's ready!  the polaroid thing was to find stuff you don't have a sample of, like missing persons. So, that's cool. hosed up. goddamn. drat. little munchkin posted:oh i was reading about this a while ago, that exact scam has been run a bunch of times. one time a guy just bought a bunch of already disproven devices, put a new label on them, and sold them for 50k each lol disruptive!
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ate all the Oreos posted:I'm so glad even my most assholish relatives don't pull this poo poo or I'd probably have ruined every family get together. *on the way to bathroom* "Psst, server! Hey don't worry about my dick uncle. I'm going to cover your tip, but if you dump a bowl of chowder on him I'll quadruple it. Lobster if you have it."
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Sep 6, 2018 04:00
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Go every day and report a new person, get your friends to go and keep doing the same until you all get kicked out and the dumbass owner loses like 100 dollars maybe
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Sep 6, 2018 06:16
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I find that being a sociopathic rear end in a top hat towards people with unfettered access to my food and drink usually works out just fine with no unexpected repercussions 
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ArmZ posted:*bank repossess your skin* holy poo poo don't give them ideas
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DrPossum posted:holy poo poo don't give them ideas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cel0ST6RMDQ
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Sep 6, 2018 12:18
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Who wants popcorn!? gently caress, how do you eat anything with that thing?
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Sep 6, 2018 12:51
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Outrail posted:Who wants popcorn!? Grills are usually removable, they are not tooth replacements.
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Day Man posted:Grills are usually removable, they are not tooth replacements. Oh thank gently caress. I thought they were sort of dumb as gently caress decorative braces. Turns out they are dumb as gently caress decorative mouthguards. Looks like I'm the dumb as gently caress dumb gently caress.
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It's also clearly a photoshop by "adam.the.creator" I looked him up because holy poo poo what a dumb name and wow he fits this thread. Here's his clearly self-written know your meme page, which is like the third google result: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/adam-the-creator quote:Adam the Creator is the online handle of Adam Padilla, a New York City digital content creator and brand strategist who has garnered a large social media following by creating and sharing original iterations of memes on Instagram. Oh boy, a brand strategist who also likes making MEMES?! What an incredible personality you have!  quote:On June 24th, 2016, Padilla posted one of his first memes, which he would eventually transition his main focus toward. In an Instagram[6] post, he superimposed a picture of then-presidential candidate Donald Trump onto a Burger King Mac and Cheetos food item. Wow great job buddy  quote:Padilla is known as a successful brand strategist, who has consulted for celebrities, startups and Fortune 500 luxury brands. In 2016, Business Insider named him one of the 29 best people in advertising to follow on Instagram. Padilla is also known for his massive dick that all the ladies really like
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ate all the Oreos posted:Also I love that Business Insider is now releasing lists such as "the 29 best people in advertising to follow on Instagram" with a completely straight face. That makes me think there's only 29 total, so it's also a Worst Of list.
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I don't know what the system for assigning guillotine priority is, but I really hope anyone who regularly uses the worst "brand" or who has "brand" somewhere in their job title are near the top
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Want to rent a home in that city you live in? Well, move to a different state or "Maybe even, God forbid, get two jobs" says Malcolm Gunning, president of the Real Estate Institute of Australia with an imperious frown.
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Communist Walrus posted:I don't know what the system for assigning guillotine priority is, but I really hope anyone who regularly uses the worst "brand" or who has "brand" somewhere in their job title are near the top As long as this includes both Russell and Jo Brand
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bitmap posted:Want to rent a home in that city you live in? Well, move to a different state or "Maybe even, God forbid, get two jobs" says Malcolm Gunning, president of the Real Estate Institute of Australia with an imperious frown. I'll never understand how people can work two jobs? One full time job just devours all your free time, with a second job I guess you don't sleep? I'd rather die
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g0lbez posted:I'll never understand how people can work two jobs? One full time job just devours all your free time, with a second job I guess you don't sleep? I'd rather die hey remember that old lady back in like 2000 who was working three jobs to try and get by and Bush called her a real American
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