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SerialKilldeer
Apr 25, 2014

Bertrand Hustle posted:

One of the Democratic candidates for Lt Governor in Massachusetts is named Jimmy Tingle.

Any relation to Chuck?

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venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

SerialKilldeer posted:

Any relation to Chuck?

The Boston thread's response was "Pounded In the Butt By My Own Voting Record" :v:

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012
Tiny Lund

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

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venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"


This is entirely believable, because I had a teacher whose first name was Gay.

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gregor_Fu%C4%8Dka

Sadly, his rumored move to the NBA never happened, denying us the best selling jersey of all time

PureRok
Mar 27, 2010

Good as new.

Bertrand Hustle posted:

This is entirely believable, because I had a teacher whose first name was Gay.

I mean, if people will name their kids Gaylord, I'll absolutely believe someone will name their kid Gay.

VorpalBunny
May 1, 2009

Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog
Czarina

I can't tell if it's terrible or awesome, and it's probably more common than I expect.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Piell posted:

Saw a document today for Deicide :black101:

Picture me saying "YES" exactly like Butthead

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Oh dear, oh dear.

Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.

Pastry of the Year posted:

Oh dear, oh dear.

Does the C stand for Cat?

genetic_knockout
May 8, 2007

Who's a good boy
More from my parenting forum:

Brixtyn Faye
Zenith Onyx and Justice Grace
Major Woodall
Kyland Phillip
Jorja
Jinjer
Ja'Bobby

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

Eurythra

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

genetic_knockout posted:

More from my parenting forum:

Jorja
Jinjer

I think these are Duggars!

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


This is a porn name.

In 12 years, a lot of his peers is going to be asked if they want to hang out with Major Wood.

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

Shall we dance?

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I think these are Duggars!

Jinjer is. Jorja's the CSI actress

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

eating only apples posted:

Jinjer is. Jorja's the CSI actress

She's 50 this year, which really made me realize how long ago the original CSI debuted.

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

Shall we dance?

The MSJ posted:

She's 50 this year, which really made me realize how long ago the original CSI debuted.

Wow, she looks years younger, good for her. Yeah CSI is real old now and that's weird

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Last name Dickow

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc
Saw Infiniti Peoples today

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together

rodbeard posted:

Last name Dickow

Nice, I only ever saw this spelling

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Dickau

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

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genetic_knockout
May 8, 2007

Who's a good boy
Not really terrible, but my elementary school had a Mrs. Pacman and a Mr. Tamagotchi

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Novelist who wrote 'How to Murder Your Husband' charged with murdering her husband

...the article previewed her name as "Crampton Brophy" but apparently her first name is Nancy? I'm leaving this here because it's funny.

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

StandardToast posted:

TLC has yet another show about a family who just had a bunch of babies.

The sextuplets are:
Blu
Layke
Rawlings
Rayne
Tag
Rivers.
No, I don't know which are the boys and which are the girls.

Even better (or worse?), the three older brothers are Bridge, Sailor, and Wells.

Somehow the full names are even worse.

Blu Wellington
Layke Bryars
Tag Bricker
Rawlings McClaine
Rayne McCoy
Rivers McCall

The older kids are: Saylor Briggs and twins Wales Tucker and Bridge Ryder

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc

RC and Moon Pie posted:

Somehow the full names are even worse.

Blu Wellington
Layke Bryars
Tag Bricker
Rawlings McClaine
Rayne McCoy
Rivers McCall

The older kids are: Saylor Briggs and twins Wales Tucker and Bridge Ryder

They just stopped trying with the last three huh

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Bridge Ryder is the worst superhero.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

They all sound like names of characters played by Burt Reynolds.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Bridge Ryder is the worst superhero.

Rivers McCall and Bridge Ryder sound like the next generation of Angel Summoner and BMX Bandit.

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together
There's a pro soccer player named Max Power. He said he was once concerned his parents named him after the Simpsons episode until he learned it aired when he was 6. He has also been on the cover of a European driving magazine called Max Power.

big dyke energy
Jul 29, 2006

Football? Yaaaay


'Mychol'

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011
Serenitie Wang.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
My brother has a doctor's appointment letter from a Dr Crummy.

StandardToast
Feb 13, 2012

RC and Moon Pie posted:

Somehow the full names are even worse.

Blu Wellington
Layke Bryars
Tag Bricker
Rawlings McClaine
Rayne McCoy
Rivers McCall

The older kids are: Saylor Briggs and twins Wales Tucker and Bridge Ryder

Oh NO. The gently caress is with all the mc-names (I also think those are the girls)? Blu Wellington sounds like a British meat dish.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Does anyone have any evidence of an Anus Dikshit

My calculations predict this to be the funniest possible name

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Former DILF posted:

Does anyone have any evidence of an Anus Dikshit

My calculations predict this to be the funniest possible name

Punch Sockalingam was pretty amazing.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

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rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Gross Shuman

Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben
The last name Wank, pronounced Wonk.

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Mar 5, 2013

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