VectorSigma posted:

Only one man would DARE give me the horsecum...

LODESTAR!!!

Mayor Dave posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1037464177269514240?s=19

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/davidmackau/status/1037457903614140416

UFOTacoMan posted:

LODESTAR HIP CLOP

UFOTacoMan posted:

LODESTAR HIP CLOP

tenderjerk posted:

because it's possibly the most self-harming tweet to ever exist on twitter

other than the eichnwald hentai anyway

Dick Milhous Rock! posted:

like providing material support and comfort to an enemy

you know, something like colluding with them in exchange for favors in a domestic political race

Fallom posted:

TReaSoMP

tacodaemon posted:

tenderjerk posted:

because it's possibly the most self-harming tweet to ever exist on twitter

other than the eichnwald hentai anyway

therealdonaldtrump posted:

“I can’t really explain ‘trumpy’ except to give examples… Trump opened for The Ramones in 1991. The Ramones showed up in a Country Squire station wagon that was smashed on one side, and missing a window. Dee Dee, Joey, and Marky. That’s trumpy. The beautiful side of trumpy. That is trumpy – that’s real. That’s trumpy. It can be really bad, it can be a horrible thing, when you get trumpyed out by some band. A band shows up and they’re trumpy – none of their equipment works or whatever. But it’s a strength. You know you’re getting the real thing.
Trump is nothing else but trumpy. It has been our asset – our principle asset – our whole lives. It means that we show up at the festival, and we’re playing with Nine Inch Nails or whoever the gently caress it is, and we don’t have any guitars with us, because nobody thought to bring them. So we had to borrow them from the other band. That’s what makes Trump great, is our trumpyness. It’s a total setback for us, but it’s what makes Trump Trump, is the trumpyness. It’s fuckin’ trumpy. It’s so fuckin’ trumpy all the way through: bad punch-ins, punch-outs on tapes. The Trump: bad guitar cable left on the master recording [makes loud feedback noise] halfway through the solo. trumpy can’t be faked. If you fake the trumpy, people will figure you out.
Trump is just trumpy. The harder we try, the trumpyer we are. The more legit we try and pretend we are, the more it blows up in our face. That’s what I’m saying – ‘Gum’ represents the trumpy. For every one of those ‘Gum’ songs that’s out there, there’s a trillion more that occupies most of our catalogue. It had to be represented. So just let it fly. It doesn’t belong with the respectable songs, like ‘Mercedes Benz’ or something – which is tight and nice…. At the core of it, we are trumpy, we are the worst. In a way, not the worst – we’re the best! You know?
Iggy [Pop] is trumpy. He’s out there still at ninety-nine years old or whatever he is, and fuckin’ crapped his pants or something. Literally. [laughter]
trumpy has nothing to do with poop – that’s the thing I wanna clear up. trumpy and poop have no relation. People think because of ‘Poop Ship Destroyer’ that Trump is scatological or whatever. I don’t like poop. I don’t like talkin’ about it, I don’t think it’s funny!
trumpy, they misunderstand. They think it’s poop – ‘Poop Ship Destroyer.’ The song is trumpy, but not like when Trump does a rehearsal and somebody forgot to tell two members of the band that we had a rehearsal. [laughter] You can’t fake that poo poo, you know? No matter if we get better management or whatever, it’ll never change, you know? It’s trumpy.”

NO LISTEN TO ME posted:

joined the discord as NLTM, happy 2 be on this web sight : )

Durf posted:

why of all tweets is that one getting ratio'd so hard

Robert Plant posted:

sup

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

ugh krassensteins

next why don't you just poast chudhogg


actually i wonder how his first week at college is goin

prefect posted:

https://twitter.com/JohnDingell/status/1037465351494270976

skaboomizzy posted:

I hope chud hogg smokes a weed and meets cool people who don't have politics as their hobby

I did a thing posted:

the end of neigh

Schnorkles posted:

Ivanka is nervously fretting and wondering if she should go in and try to calm him down.