TRUMP: "Kim wrote me beautiful letters. They're great letters. We fell in love."

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Al!: Apr 2, 2010

shovelbum posted:

severed hands, mangled jumpsuits, and piss charts

please dont spoil my post apocalyptic raider clan aesthetics

# ? Sep 6, 2018 04:29

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 21:16

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Reality Pisser posted:

i don'lt piss anywhere but home so the chart is useless to me

lol if ur not pissing yourself 24/7 while chugging evian so you can piss yourself more

it's 2018 ffs

# ? Sep 6, 2018 04:30

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

C-Euro posted:

Friends, consider this: over the next few weeks or months, we will likely see the calamitous end of the Trump presidency. The truth will out, long suspected horrors will be revealed, and this elaborate deception will be finally and fully exposed to all.

When this happens, there will be many confused and embarrassed people. As justifiably angry as many are that folks didn't see the deceit for what it was, it is essential that we treat these people compassionately.

That is not to say with kid gloves, pretending that horrible things didn't happen. No, we can't forget and it is essential to get to the bottom of every single vicious act and actor.

But it does mean not to dunk on folks, not to mock them, not to scorn them. Because it is the right thing to do, but if you need something more pragmatic, because the fragility of the moment cannot be overestimated. We need truth and accountability - and we will get it - but we need national healing desperately.

From my FB feed

gently caress that, this softie poo poo didn't work after 2008 and it ain't working this time, make them wear the loving hat and staple it to their dome

# ? Sep 6, 2018 04:30

Bearjew: Apr 18, 2017

Republicans will put country first soon enough!

# ? Sep 6, 2018 04:30

Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

Chokes McGee posted:

I can't decide if he's getting up out of his seat for HEY CHECK THIS OUT or OH poo poo ABORT ABORT

i think he thought he was gonna fly clear over the boat and land safely in the water lmao just a neat lil jet ski crash trick bro check this poo poo out

# ? Sep 6, 2018 04:30

Agronox: Feb 4, 2005

C-Euro posted:

Friends, consider this: over the next few weeks or months, we will likely see the calamitous end of the Trump presidency. The truth will out, long suspected horrors will be revealed, and this elaborate deception will be finally and fully exposed to all.

When this happens, there will be many confused and embarrassed people. As justifiably angry as many are that folks didn't see the deceit for what it was, it is essential that we treat these people compassionately.

That is not to say with kid gloves, pretending that horrible things didn't happen. No, we can't forget and it is essential to get to the bottom of every single vicious act and actor.

But it does mean not to dunk on folks, not to mock them, not to scorn them. Because it is the right thing to do, but if you need something more pragmatic, because the fragility of the moment cannot be overestimated. We need truth and accountability - and we will get it - but we need national healing desperately.

i am so gonna dunk on folks, mock them, and scorn them

# ? Sep 6, 2018 04:31

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1037541538950209537?s=19 was this even posted lmao

# ? Sep 6, 2018 04:31

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

Rah! posted:

trmup

awwww that dude was just 30 degrees away from the erection of a lifetime via priapism from c-spine trauma

# ? Sep 6, 2018 04:31

Donkwich: Feb 28, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Trazz posted:

Remember, remember
The 5th of September
The horsefucker treason and plot
I know of no reason
Why the horsefucker treason
Should ever be forgot

z for zoophilia

# ? Sep 6, 2018 04:31

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

never ever EVER loving forget who put us in this mess

media, politicians, family, coworkers, whatever

they should be shamed until the end of time and no excuse should be accepted, in a perfect world they'd be up there in front of a firing squad with the rest of the assholes

# ? Sep 6, 2018 04:31

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

Bearjew posted:

Republicans will put country first soon enough!

Country first into the wood chipper

# ? Sep 6, 2018 04:31

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

http://i.imgur.com/ADSSBpL.gifv

# ? Sep 6, 2018 04:31

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

https://twitter.com/lyzl/status/1037392394788974592

this tucker profile someone posted earlier is worth reading

dude is so much like oreilly its kinda weird. theyre both huge assholes with infinite power that are always complaining that people are oppressing them

# ? Sep 6, 2018 04:32

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Bip Roberts posted:

http://i.imgur.com/ADSSBpL.gifv

# ? Sep 6, 2018 04:32

Donkwich: Feb 28, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Bip Roberts posted:

http://i.imgur.com/ADSSBpL.gifv

TREASON?

# ? Sep 6, 2018 04:32

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Bip Roberts posted:

http://i.imgur.com/ADSSBpL.gifv

drat lady is lucky she doesnt have balls

they'd be sheared right off

# ? Sep 6, 2018 04:32

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

TRUMP!

https://i.imgur.com/8KSvIwY.gifv

# ? Sep 6, 2018 04:33

Gulping Again: Mar 10, 2007

FAUXTON posted:

gently caress that, this softie poo poo didn't work after 2008 and it ain't working this time, make them wear the loving hat and staple it to their dome

brand the chuds

# ? Sep 6, 2018 04:33

TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

Reality Pisser posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1037541538950209537?s=19 was this even posted lmao

scuse me I gotta go drain the swamp

*starts pissing everywhere*

# ? Sep 6, 2018 04:33

Bearjew: Apr 18, 2017

Gringostar posted:

TRUMP!

https://i.imgur.com/8KSvIwY.gifv

# ? Sep 6, 2018 04:33

Lord of Pie: Mar 2, 2007

trrrrrrr

# ? Sep 6, 2018 04:33

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

http://i.imgur.com/rraBWWi.gifv

# ? Sep 6, 2018 04:34

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

Gringostar posted:

TRUMP!

https://i.imgur.com/8KSvIwY.gifv

holy lol

# ? Sep 6, 2018 04:34

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Gringostar posted:

TRUMP!

https://i.imgur.com/8KSvIwY.gifv

help I can't stop laughing

# ? Sep 6, 2018 04:34

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

Bip Roberts posted:

http://i.imgur.com/ADSSBpL.gifv

i dont know wtf he did to his gf but he probably shouldnt have used a Honda Goldwing
|/
the grim reaper on the moped/ruckus

# ? Sep 6, 2018 04:34

Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

Bearjew posted:

trenp

# ? Sep 6, 2018 04:35

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

https://twitter.com/edotwoods/status/1037410628774723584

# ? Sep 6, 2018 04:35

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

Wynona Dryder posted:

i dont know wtf he did to his gf but he probably shouldnt have used a Honda Goldwing
|/
the grim reaper on the moped

It's a Honda redwing now

# ? Sep 6, 2018 04:36

white sauce: Apr 29, 2012; by R. Guyovich

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU_4pf8BSQw

# ? Sep 6, 2018 04:36

PDP-1: Oct 12, 2004; It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

proposal: we re-name the department of defense to the department of guillotines and change its mission statement accordingly. then we let them keep their current budget for one year.

# ? Sep 6, 2018 04:37

Gulping Again: Mar 10, 2007

Donkwich posted:

UNBORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A gently caress
Abort Em All 2018
I am jael
410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS

# ? Sep 6, 2018 04:38

byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

https://twitter.com/elahti/status/1037148865340698624?s=21

trump

# ? Sep 6, 2018 04:38

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

lol trump doesnt even oppose abortion and he doesnt know that real actual people are going to lose the right to it, since rich assholes like him will always be able to get it

dont get me wrong, he wouldnt care even if he did know, but i guarantee you he thinks that the people saying that it will go away are just "haters" making stuff up to be mean to him

# ? Sep 6, 2018 04:38

Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

HEY NONG MAN posted:

life, uh, finds a way

# ? Sep 6, 2018 04:38

Serfer: Mar 10, 2003; The piss tape is real

byob historian posted:

https://twitter.com/elahti/status/1037148865340698624?s=21

trump

something awful???

# ? Sep 6, 2018 04:39

buddhanc: Feb 16, 2010

trelp

# ? Sep 6, 2018 04:39

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

its cool how they coulda picked saturday or sunday to hold the delaware primary but chose another weekday
i guess they wanted to be fair to all the other states or something

# ? Sep 6, 2018 04:39