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Jaded Burnout
Jul 10, 2004


Ain't that the truth

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Spring Heeled Jack
Feb 25, 2007

If you can read this you can read

1024x768 posted:

I'm looking for this kitchen table and bench to purchase:





Any suggestions?

I was able to find this one which is similar, but there is a center bar which I would prefer wasn't there.

https://www.wayfair.com/furniture/pdp/millwood-pines-tiggs-3-piece-dining-set-txr3140.html

From a few pages back but I always see this type referred to as a 'farmhouse table' though that may be the least-specific name in the world, since any table can be a loving farmhouse table, provided it is located in a farmhouse.

Ikea has a few varieties depending on your budget:

https://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/80290816/
https://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/00293772/

That particular piece in the photo looks like it was made out of dimensional lumber from a Lowes or something. OR if you have a sawmill (or hundreds of dollars in lumber) handy you could build the entire thing yourself out of solid white oak:
https://www.mattcremona.com/woodworking-projects/white-oak-farmhouse-table-and-benches

Shadowhand00
Jan 23, 2006

Golden Bear is ever watching; day by day he prowls, and when he hears the tread of lowly Stanfurd red,from his Lair he fiercely growls.
Toilet Rascal

Jaded Burnout posted:

The problem with this sort of economics for me is that I tend to cycle between heavy nesting and "break these materialist bonds" asceticism, so I wind up getting rid of said "forever furniture" and inevitably rebuying later when I cycle back.

DWR stuff does seem to retain a bit more value on resale than a lot of other brands.

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

My office has terrible oppressive fluorescent lighting but all the furniture is high end stuff from knoll, the same guy is in charge of picking both so idk how this happened

Jaded Burnout
Jul 10, 2004


Shadowhand00 posted:

DWR stuff does seem to retain a bit more value on resale than a lot of other brands.

When you're in a "I want freedom and flexibility, things own you maaan" mode, reselling is not high priority vs just leaving it all behind.

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

Jaded Burnout posted:

When you're in a "I want freedom and flexibility, things own you maaan" mode, reselling is not high priority vs just leaving it all behind.

Just let me know when you plan to do this with your house, I'll scare up a rusty transit van in trade right away.

Jaded Burnout
Jul 10, 2004


cakesmith handyman posted:

Just let me know when you plan to do this with your house, I'll scare up a rusty transit van in trade right away.

You're on

knox_harrington
Feb 18, 2011

Running no point.

Super interesting how different interior design preferences are between the US and UK/Eurrp. I feel like because US houses are so much bigger it works less well having minimalist / modernist design so people tend to go for a more rustic / old-fashioned look.

I was planning on building a super modern house but have ended up leaving the UK, which also meant leaving behind crap UK construction standards, so feeling a bit less pressure. Also Swiss land is super expensive. But anyway here is some architect/houseporn that has some cool interior design stuff

http://www.stromarchitects.com/
https://www.hydearchitects.com/
https://souparchitects.com/

Also I absolutely love this architect's buildings but it doesn't actually look possible to live in
http://fransilvestrearquitectos.com/en/ https://www.instagram.com/fransilvestrearquitectos/

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Just wanted to put this here:

Subscribe to your furniture.
https://www.livefeather.com/products/

McGurk
Oct 20, 2004

Cuz life sucks, kids. Get it while you can.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Just wanted to put this here:

Subscribe to your furniture.
https://www.livefeather.com/products/

Renting furniture is cool now?

Jaded Burnout
Jul 10, 2004


$49.99 for 3 concurrent pieces of furniture, return one to get the next one on your list

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

TheManWithNoName posted:

Renting furniture is cool now?
No, see, it's "furniture freedom."



So it's renting furniture but reworded to sound hip and millennial.

absolem
May 21, 2014

The Civil Rights Act of 1964 [is] immoral
insofar as it is coercive towards someone, yes

I am retarded and compassion is overrated.

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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Just wanted to put this here:

Subscribe to your furniture.
https://www.livefeather.com/products/

if this were rent-to-own for nice(r) stuff it might be just kind of dumb instead of being aggressively so

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Haifisch posted:

No, see, it's "furniture freedom."



So it's renting furniture but reworded to sound hip and millennial.

Yeah, if you're poor or painfully unhip, you grudgingly rent from Rent-A-Center. If you're rich or hip, you effortlessly subscribe to furniture from Livefeather.com

underage at the vape shop
May 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747
people here made fun of me for not liking house plants a while ago. i took a look on reddit and i remembered why

some dude posted this:


Lets take a look at the comments



some other dude:

top comment:






Yeah just chuck a plant on the table that will make it a well designed and quality "Male Living Space"


Then there's this dude

This is peak r/malelivingspace. They loving love it. The only thing it needs is a fake unused eames chair in a corner of a room as a $1200 space waster.


This is why I hate plants. You just HAVE to have them. They are the one stop solution to all your design issues and needs.

They are tacky and make you house look like a shopping center food court. Plants belong outside. Small pot plants for effect like a bonsai or a cactus can be good though

underage at the vape shop fucked around with this message at 04:03 on Sep 5, 2018

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
It's redditors, everything is always going to be simplified into a checklist that must be followed religiously. That doesn't make plants bad. Don't get "mall plants" like pothos if that bugs you, but there are about a million other plants that don't have the same associations.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Plants are fine, but not required.


:420: username/post etc

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
Alternatively those rooms are fine and you're just a weirdo.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

underage at the vape shop posted:

Then there's this dude

This is peak r/malelivingspace. They loving love it. The only thing it needs is a fake unused eames chair in a corner of a room as a $1200 space waster.


This is why I hate plants. You just HAVE to have them. They are the one stop solution to all your design issues and needs.

They are tacky and make you house look like a shopping center food court. Plants belong outside. Small pot plants for effect like a bonsai or a cactus can be good though

but I like this asthetic and also a plant liker from way back

if only i had known reddit liked it

I meekly submit to the cleansing fires of reddit is bad forever

edit: BUT WHAT IF there's a huge overstuffed leather couch with cupholders?!?!

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Lukewarm take time:

Room #1 is fine.

Room #2's owner needs to hang their drat artwork instead of leaving it on the floor. That room is dying for at least one pop of color, but it doesn't necessarily need to be plants.

Room #3 is also fine, although I'm questioning the random hat hanging off-center above a window now that I look more closely.

underage at the vape shop
May 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747

there wolf posted:

Alternatively those rooms are fine and you're just a weirdo.

i like 1 and 2 has potential and is unfinished (especially lol at this one and all the redditors saying add plants and ur donezo), number 3 throwout most of those plants especially that giant ugly big one and then you're golden

The Bloop posted:

:420: username/post etc


you gotta be stealth

PRADA SLUT
Mar 14, 2006

Inexperienced,
heartless,
but even so

underage at the vape shop posted:

Then there's this dude

This is peak r/malelivingspace. They loving love it. The only thing it needs is a fake unused eames chair in a corner of a room as a $1200 space waster.

It's already got two :smuggo:

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

underage at the vape shop posted:

people here made fun of me for not liking house plants a while ago. i took a look on reddit and i remembered why

some dude posted this:


Lets take a look at the comments



some other dude:

top comment:






Yeah just chuck a plant on the table that will make it a well designed and quality "Male Living Space"


Then there's this dude

This is peak r/malelivingspace. They loving love it. The only thing it needs is a fake unused eames chair in a corner of a room as a $1200 space waster.


This is why I hate plants. You just HAVE to have them. They are the one stop solution to all your design issues and needs.

They are tacky and make you house look like a shopping center food court. Plants belong outside. Small pot plants for effect like a bonsai or a cactus can be good though

Is this a joke post? The spaces with the plants and artwork in them look objectively better than the ones without- especially that awkward one with the desk serving double duty as a media stand(?) Also Eames chairs rule, all of them.

Sorry a reddit board got A Thing right.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
You don't have to have plants if you don't like plants, but you do need to know how to make your place look like it's not a college student's bachelor pad. That's why the middle one looks so bleh.

If you are getting plants, it's worth considering what looks nice and what you can reasonably care for. That's part of why succulents are/were so trendy - they look distinctive and they're easy for houseplant novices to take care of. But succulents aren't evil just because they got trendy.

underage at the vape shop
May 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747

Electric Bugaloo posted:

Is this a joke post? The spaces with the plants and artwork in them look objectively better than the ones without- especially that awkward one with the desk serving double duty as a media stand(?) Also Eames chairs rule, all of them.

Sorry a reddit board got A Thing right.

That college room isn’t an example of good design. It’s the fact that plants are the automatic solution. If you go look at that thread, people say they absolutely love that room and it’s minimalist aesthetic but just add plants. That last one is horrible, why the gently caress do you have a palm tree inside your bedroom? What is going on with that giant monstrousity in the lounge room? You seriously think that is both functional and good looking?

Eames chairs are good and comfy. People don’t buy them for that. They buy them to have them because mcm is good!!!! Complete the checklist!!!! And put it in some awkward corner where it will obviously never be used. That subreddit in particular is full of Eames armchairs being used as space filler. They are the everyday carry pocketknife of the perfect “Male Living Space”

underage at the vape shop fucked around with this message at 05:39 on Sep 5, 2018

PRADA SLUT
Mar 14, 2006

Inexperienced,
heartless,
but even so

underage at the vape shop posted:

Eames chairs are good and comfy. People don’t buy them for that. They buy them to have them because mcm is good!!!! Complete the checklist!!!! And put it in some awkward corner where it will obviously never be used. That subreddit in particular is full of Eames armchairs being used as space filler. They are the everyday carry pocketknife of the perfect “Male Living Space”

i don't think people are dropping 6k on an Eames as an accent piece because ~~mcm~~

underage at the vape shop
May 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747

PRADA SLUT posted:

i don't think people are dropping 6k on an Eames as an accent piece because ~~mcm~~

The fake ones they actually buy are much cheaper. I know you have one and I'm not talking about yours, which is in the middle of your room. I'm talking about the ones that are in an awkward corner under a tv that you know barely get used just by looking at how its placed in the room. Similar to those show loungerooms the thread was discussing a few pages back, the people who were being discussed drop way more than 6k on those rooms.

E: I don't hate mcm by the way I think its great. I hate the obsessiveness. I also don't hate designs on reddit for that other dude, my desk is the same ikea butcher block you see everywhere on there.

underage at the vape shop fucked around with this message at 05:59 on Sep 5, 2018

The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

I hate plants but am all aboard the succulent train.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

underage at the vape shop posted:

i like 1 and 2 has potential and is unfinished (especially lol at this one and all the redditors saying add plants and ur donezo), number 3 throwout most of those plants especially that giant ugly big one and then you're golden



you gotta be stealth

They're all pretty on trend in a paint-by-numbers way, I'll give you that. I don't mind the plants because I lean towards a boho aesthetic, but I can also see why single dudes who have no confidence in their own taste would jump on plants for color instead of art or fabric. Reddit's plant love could be severely improved by applying a critical eye to what plants and where they go. That giant tree looks like it's taking it's babies to school with those little pots lined up next to it.



Here's another room with a bunch of plants, but they're different shapes and sizes and arranged for actual visual interest instead of just lining the window.

PRADA SLUT
Mar 14, 2006

Inexperienced,
heartless,
but even so
I actually see more of the fake Eames molded plastic chairs but they're at the point where they're not even labeling them as such anymore, they're selling as just a generic MCM chair. Most people don't even know they're copying a 70-year-old design, they just think it's some hipster waiting room chair you see all over the place.

tbh the Eames stuff is nice but the Finn Juhl is better design. Anything Eames looks distinctly American, like the Frank Lloyd Wright of furniture.

vonnegutt
Aug 7, 2006
Hobocamp.

underage at the vape shop posted:

That college room isn’t an example of good design. It’s the fact that plants are the automatic solution. If you go look at that thread, people say they absolutely love that room and it’s minimalist aesthetic but just add plants. That last one is horrible, why the gently caress do you have a palm tree inside your bedroom? What is going on with that giant monstrousity in the lounge room? You seriously think that is both functional and good looking?

FWIW I agree with you. all those apartments are the equivalent of wearing a blue buttondown with dark khaki chinos and desert boots. They scream that the person who lives there is obsessed with having everything be "classic" and "tasteful" but has no ideas what those words mean other than "don't have any stuff other than the Correct 15 Pieces including 3 Art and 2 Plants".

It's all going to look dated as hell in about...15 minutes and all those dudes are gonna have to start from scratch. Just kidding, everyone knows that apartment is just waiting empty for the Instagram Girlfriend to move into before she becomes his Pinterest Wife and he never has to think about interior decorating ever again.

hailthefish
Oct 24, 2010

I have a very, very strong suspicion that half the reason r/malelivingspaces (seriously wtf kind of name is that?) is so obsessed with plants is they think "plants prove you can keep something alive and :females: will be subliminally turned on!" or some similar nonsense.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

hailthefish posted:

I have a very, very strong suspicion that half the reason r/malelivingspaces (seriously wtf kind of name is that?) is so obsessed with plants is they think "plants prove you can keep something alive and :females: will be subliminally turned on!" or some similar nonsense.

Commitment man. If you can commit to a plant then you can commit to a women. Also maybe keep a baby alive? Honestly I think it's mostly just plants are an easy way to add color without having the scary part of actually picking one. Plants are just green, so your neutral box now has that desired pop of color without you having to risk displaying some personality through colorful art or textiles.

Speaking of art, Prada you asked about where to buy some art a while back. Did you ever find anything?

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

I buy my art at art dot com

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

hailthefish posted:

I have a very, very strong suspicion that half the reason r/malelivingspaces (seriously wtf kind of name is that?) is so obsessed with plants is they think "plants prove you can keep something alive and :females: will be subliminally turned on!" or some similar nonsense.

Plants make air.

Air is good.

Get plants.

It's not a difficult thought process.

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

Liquid Communism posted:

Plants make air.

Air is good.

Get plants.

It's not a difficult thought process.

*Stops trying to kill the moss in the sink*

Nosre
Apr 16, 2002


I like plants and my windowsills are gradually becoming covered with cuttings and propagations because it makes me happy

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

All this plant talk makes me want to buy a giant banana plant or cheese plant thing. Maybe I'll make an MCM planter stand for it too to annoy people.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




underage at the vape shop posted:

people here made fun of me for not liking house plants a while ago. i took a look on reddit and i remembered why

some dude posted this:


Imma go against the grain and say if you have this much natural light it's a loving crime to not have any plants. Dude is basically living in a greenhouse. Forget houseplants, you could grow tomatoes! Or a wall of peas!

Sorry, I've been living in a basement apartment for nearly 2 years now and it's making me a little crazy. I'd kill for a wall of peas.

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Jaded Burnout
Jul 10, 2004


Indoor plants suck, imo, I've never felt any attraction to the idea. I much prefer a garden full of greenery and woods nearby.

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