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if i were a tech billionaire i would dress like a james bond villain and my employees would all have to wear silver jumpsuits
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open nude office plan
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Sep 6, 2018 20:59
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:open nude office plan I would work an extra free hour if I didn’t have to get dressed to go into the office.
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Sep 6, 2018 21:05
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:open nude office plan aka tha ballpit
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Sep 6, 2018 21:16
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Sagebrush posted:if i were a tech billionaire i would dress like a james bond villain and my employees would all have to wear silver jumpsuits this made me chuckle
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Sep 6, 2018 21:16
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my office would just be a bunch of sad floppy dongs with that policy
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Sep 6, 2018 21:17
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Sagebrush posted:if i were a tech billionaire i would dress like a james bond villain and my employees would all have to wear silver jumpsuits 
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Sep 6, 2018 21:24
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meatpotato posted:aka tha ballpit hehe
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Sep 6, 2018 21:35
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hobbesmaster posted:i wish to someday be rich enough that i have PR people that spin "lazy as gently caress" into this I always wear, like, a conference t-shirt and cargo shorts because I’m lazy and I’ll be the first to admit it
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Sep 6, 2018 21:40
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women hate cargo shorts because they are the superior form factor to the purse i will not be taking questions topic is closed
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Sep 6, 2018 21:45
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women aren't allowed to have pockets since it would distort their lines
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Sep 6, 2018 21:46
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Sagebrush posted:it's amazing to see that piece of stupid lore passed down through the techlords i prefer to think they're emulating mickey rourke in 9 1/2 weeks.
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Sep 6, 2018 21:49
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Sep 6, 2018 21:51
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Did anyone post this in here yet https://t.co/U9tjmO2SBA Because I like the sound of techbubb.le 4.51: the lock is invincible to the people who do not have a screwdriver
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Sep 6, 2018 21:59
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rip alex jones twitter
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Sep 6, 2018 22:01
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Cocoa Crispies posted:the ones on the top floor of the engineering buildings were all real good since it was just offices and no big classrooms stay out
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Sep 6, 2018 22:02
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:open nude office plan i visited the luleå office once and we had a coed sauna session after work on friday. as a right self-hating north american it was weird but after some beer i got into it iykwim.
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Sep 6, 2018 22:03
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Sagebrush posted:Did anyone post this in here yet it was in the secfuck thread a few months ago but it's still good.
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Sep 6, 2018 22:05
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Shaggar posted:women aren't allowed to have pockets since it would distort their lines Which is bullshit. I have this skirt and it has huge pockets that are cut in such a way that they are invisible even when full. 
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Sep 6, 2018 22:08
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Sagebrush posted:got eighty billion dollars and can't spend fifty of it getting a gay man to cut it in a way that's hot, just plastered down supercuts once a month id like to introduce you to mark davis
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Sep 6, 2018 22:13
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Sagebrush posted:why does zucc keep cutting his hair like that anyway its 100% image management, guaranteed six to seven figures has been spent to determine the exact length and cutting frequency and more on wardrobe etc. a decade ago it was 20something tech nerd in hoodie now it is thirtysomething dad nerd i am one of you fellow humons toast chomp chomp swallow look how hard they work to keep him out of a suit unless he’s in court or congress
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Sep 6, 2018 22:15
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Sep 6, 2018 22:16
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https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/katienotopoulos/i-wore-a-vest-like-jeff-bezos-for-a-week-to-see-if-id-be
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JawnV6 posted:[img-zuck-jumping-2-feet-while-jogging] [img-zuck-forced-perspective169]
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Sep 6, 2018 22:19
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i know a restaurateur who grew up and lives in palo alto she talks so much poo poo about the tech lords she said stebe liked brown rice sushi and _never_ tipped also said at least zucc tips but he's real ugly and awkward irl she specifically mentioned the haircut
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Sep 6, 2018 22:23
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Gynocentric Regime posted:Which is bullshit. I have this skirt and it has huge pockets that are cut in such a way that they are invisible even when full. also protruding pockets on slacks are an old school trick for women with tiny hips to fake some curves and the modern anti pockets trend really fucks them over. I get all my jeans from long tall Sally and they have real pockets tho. skirts and dresses with pockets are ownage.
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Sep 6, 2018 22:25
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meatpotato posted:i know a restaurateur who grew up and lives in palo alto I wish Basmati rice sushi were a thing.
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Sep 6, 2018 22:34
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lol they're goin to jail forever https://twitter.com/big_cases/status/1037815435004129280 if i'm reading the sentencing guidelines correctly just one of those counts is for over 10 years
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Sep 6, 2018 22:39
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Jonny 290 posted:https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/katienotopoulos/i-wore-a-vest-like-jeff-bezos-for-a-week-to-see-if-id-be lmao The Power Vest is a form of male privilege, a hideous fleece totem of the patriarchy’s oppression of non-cis-male people in the workplace. The Patagonia Nano Puff is complicit in the power structure that led to #MeToo.
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Sep 6, 2018 22:45
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:lol they're goin to jail forever Did you miss the part where she's white and born wealthy? She's not gonna do a day and you drat well know it.
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Sep 6, 2018 22:48
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Schadenboner posted:Did you miss the part where she's white and born wealthy? She's not gonna do a day and you drat well know it. toxx for it then if you're so sure but you should prolly google the fed prosecution success rate first because they p much only take slam dunks
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Sep 6, 2018 22:48
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:lol they're goin to jail forever lol
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Sep 6, 2018 22:51
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Schadenboner posted:Did you miss the part where she's white and born wealthy? She's not gonna do a day and you drat well know it. stealing money from other rich white people is like the gravest crime there is in America. you're only supposed to steal from the plebes
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Sep 6, 2018 22:52
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convicted on all counts, 5 year sentence, commuted to 2 on the condition that she stays out of the medical field for 15 years
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Sep 6, 2018 22:56
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Midjack posted:i prefer to think they're emulating mickey rourke in 9 1/2 weeks.
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Sep 6, 2018 22:57
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:toxx for it then if you're so sure also kissinger can't die until he gets "justice"
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Sep 6, 2018 22:58
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muckswirler posted:convicted on all counts, 5 year sentence, commuted to 2 on the condition that she stays out of the medical field for 15 years she'd hafta be commuted by the president, there's no early release for federal prison
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Sep 6, 2018 23:02
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muckswirler posted:convicted on all counts, 5 year sentence, commuted to 2 on the condition that she stays out of the medical field for 15 years federal system doesn't work like this martha stewart got prison time for less than $100k of fraud
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Cat Face Joe posted:also kissinger can't die until he gets "justice" his punishment is that he's been trapped in this body for decades now and will continue to wander the earth in this fashion for all time 
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:lol they're goin to jail forever youre not, but its ok this is the same mistake journalists make all the time https://www.popehat.com/2013/02/05/crime-whale-sushi-sentence-eleventy-million-years/
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