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This was my association: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0eWawTdt_w
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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:Is this a morrissey song? Maybe he's covered it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4kBcm-ls8Y e: Love his shirt:  3D Megadoodoo has a new favorite as of 17:57 on Sep 6, 2018 |
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quote:Seriously though, the number of grown adults who pitch a WHINY HISSY FIT when I tell them that they can’t take an animal home is astounding. ...and that goldfish, was Albert Einstein.
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Sep 6, 2018 19:40
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The least believable part of it is a corporate office receiving a complaint and acting on it within an hour. That was probably how long the person would have been on hold for at best.
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https://twitter.com/vlcker77/status/1037361117457276928?s=19 Not only is this stupid, its a blatant knockoff. This joke has been made 1000 times on the internet. Who do you think you are, guy? The replies are pretty good https://twitter.com/vlcker77/status/1037433350665986049?s=19 https://twitter.com/vlcker77/status/1037500363975401472?s=19 Zaphod42 has a new favorite as of 19:50 on Sep 6, 2018 |
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Sep 6, 2018 19:46
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shit_that_didn't_happen.txt: -points to nametag- Sir, I AM the manager.
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Sep 6, 2018 19:52
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Who tries to micromanage how someone cares for a goldfish after they buy it and leave the store? Pretty sure a company would rather profit than have an employee get anal about the easiest loving thing to care for in the world and refuse to sell it
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A responsible pet store? If you want a goldfish to live in a bowl for a week and then flush it after it dies, go to a county fair. Taking proper care of a goldfish isn't "the easiest loving thing in the world". If he said they were buying them as feeder fish I'm sure he would have sold it to them no problem. But you can't tell a responsible pet store that you are going to keep the thing in lovely conditions and expect to be sold something you intend to keep as a pet. Fish are animals too even if they are slimier than a cute puppy or something.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:A responsible pet store? This is the real fake part. Pet stores (at a corporate level) are involved in some of the most unethical and gross treatment of animals. There's no way they'd be applauding an employee for refusing to sell a fish to someone
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Sep 7, 2018 01:41
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They sell goldfish by the dozen for like $3. Just sell the guy a single fish and move on with your life.
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Sep 7, 2018 01:59
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«Goldfish are not beginner fish» lmfao
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Sep 7, 2018 02:07
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Isn't there a goon who knows a fair bit about fish and also hates people? I feel like the difficulty of caring for goldfish is probably the only believable part of that story, because lmao if you think a corporate office is going to do anything but kiss the guy's rear end and maybe offer him coupons to placate him.
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I love the 'Wow who even has that kind of free time to discredit a tweet' attitude, tyool 2018. e: I see a clickbait/stdh story shared on my social media feeds, I can pretty much guarantee that there will be a post not long after about the same thing, or it will be like 'remember that guy who did THAT THING? Well check out THIS OTHER PERSON WHO DID A SIMILAR THING.' TheMostFrench has a new favorite as of 02:39 on Sep 7, 2018 |
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Sep 7, 2018 02:36
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Isn't there a goon who knows a fair bit about fish and also hates people? I feel like the difficulty of caring for goldfish is probably the only believable part of that story, because lmao if you think a corporate office is going to do anything but kiss the guy's rear end and maybe offer him coupons to placate him. Yeah, it's like when they called Obama a socialist. I wish it were true, but it's clearly not.
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I have never been to a pet store that seemed animal friendly at all. If I was that fictional goldfish I would rather take my chances with the old man. "Better to die and get flushed by a liver spotted old man than to live neglected in a fish concentration camp" -Fishbert Goldstein
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I've worked in a corporate pet store for years and most of that story rings true except the part where all of her employers are all thrilled at her for refusing a sale. I've absolutely refused sales for feeder fish and even koi and none of my managers backed me up. Even if it was an absolutely poo poo environment and they should not have been sold a fish (koi in a 10G).
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dovetaile posted:I've worked in a corporate pet store for years and most of that story rings true except the part where all of her employers are all thrilled at her for refusing a sale. I've absolutely refused sales for feeder fish and even koi and none of my managers backed me up. Even if it was an absolutely poo poo environment and they should not have been sold a fish (koi in a 10G). Is this like meta stdh? Because koi and goldfish aren't the same thing
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I don't think they were saying they are, just that people are equally ignorant about how to take care of them.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I don't think they were saying they are, just that people are equally ignorant about how to take care of them. It's this. And as an example of how much my managers didn't have my back (koi , at minimum need a 75+ gallon tank and I would have customers trying to put them in 30Gs and when I refused the sale would go to a manager and then get their fish).
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quote:My new meds make my skin throw a fit. It’s not terribly bad, just a few things here and there, but it’s bumming me out because I’ve never really had too many run-ins with acne. tag urself, im the black kid comparing himself to a black animal b/c this really happened and isn't racist at all
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Sep 7, 2018 14:36
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I thought that first bit was going to go into an extremely  direction, like he let the kid pop the zits as some kind of fetish thing.
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Sep 7, 2018 14:43
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I still have two goldfish from the county fair back in 2010. They're massive
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Sep 7, 2018 15:07
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GreenMetalSun posted:I did a little happy dance
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Sep 7, 2018 15:28
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GreenMetalSun posted:"Because the more I think about interactions I have with children, the more I realise that children will consistently compliment “flaws” until they’ve been taught not to. " "Children are so woke! perhaps it is ADULTS who are the problem?". No fuckwit, its the children. My kid didn't want to eat a yoghurt the other day because the there was a tiny film around the edge of the lid and surely that meant it was gone off and poisonous. Kids are hyper-sensitive to flaws and will loudly point them out and go "ewwwwwww" unless you sit them down and explain to them about politeness and acceptance. Anyone who thinks children are darling little cherubs does not spend any length of time within earshot of one.
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Sep 7, 2018 15:28
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Children are loving sociopaths and emulating them is most of the time a terrible, terrible idea.
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"I don't want to teach her it's bad to have unclean skin" ....uh? Yes it is. Wash your drat face you clown. If you have legit medical problems with acne, that's different. However, I'm willing to bet the author here subsists on grease-laden food, doesn't wash their face, and is constantly touching their face. "My new medication made my skin throw a fit" No it didn't. Wash your face.
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They're just rebelling against the Mosaic laws about how to deal with skin blemishes. I don't need to go to no priest!
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Zipperelli. posted:"I don't want to teach her it's bad to have unclean skin" Not that I disagree with anything you just said, but I’m pretty sure the original post said unclear skin, so the message, however stupid, is more like “don’t make fun of people with acne” than it is “it’s ok not to wash your face.” The whole thing is still dumb.
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NtotheTC posted:Kids are hyper-sensitive to flaws and will loudly point them out and go "ewwwwwww" unless you sit them down and explain to them about politeness and acceptance. I picked up my daughter from daycare when she was about 3 years old and the kid sitting next to her said, "Your dad has weird teeth." Thanks, kid.
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burial posted:Not that I disagree with anything you just said, but I’m pretty sure the original post said unclear skin, so the message, however stupid, is more like “don’t make fun of people with acne” than it is “it’s ok not to wash your face.” Point taken. Unclear and unclean are totally different. My point still stands though, wash your drat face.
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Zipperelli. posted:Point taken. Unclear and unclean are totally different. A lot of people could really use this advice.
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Does that not work? I've never actually played Roller Coaster Tycoon but isn't that the game where you can put a sign that says "do not enter" at the exit of you park and guests will never leave?
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Len posted:Does that not work? I've never actually played Roller Coaster Tycoon but isn't that the game where you can put a sign that says "do not enter" at the exit of you park and guests will never leave? None of the games have had rival parks on the map.
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Yeah, what you did was create a deathcoaster (actually more likely a go-kart with the exit connected directly to water) in an isolated area and manually put all the unhappy people in that area.
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chitoryu12 posted:None of the games have had rival parks on the map. Ah didn't know that. I knew there were scenarios just figured that was one
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Len posted:Ah didn't know that. I knew there were scenarios just figured that was one So did he 
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felch me daddy jr. posted:Yeah, what you did was create a deathcoaster (actually more likely a go-kart with the exit connected directly to water) in an isolated area and manually put all the unhappy people in that area. So like shopping malls and Hot Topic?
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NtotheTC posted:So like shopping malls and Hot Topic? #Wow You really nailed hot topic to the wall with that post!
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