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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
this is america dot jpg

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Quotey posted:





HEY FOLKS, DELETING THE gently caress OUT OF MY TWEET RIGHT NOW JESUS CHRIST NOTHANKS

its a nice tweet

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

DryGoods posted:

this is the nicest thing you've said about me so i can't be mad

I'm playing in Charlemagne era Ireland and your name is "Drygoods mac Squizzle" lmao

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






loving lol

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i was in vegas for work the last 3 days did anything happen while i was gone and not paying attention to the news whatsoever?


thanks in advance

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



mormonpartyboat posted:

this is america dot jpg



jfc

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

twoday posted:

mammals were a mistake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QnVVZZyzaI

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
its cool how all the talking head chuds author all their tweets specifically so that trump would like them

america is so pathetic

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

An Apple A Gay posted:

if everything could ever feel this real forever
if anything could ever be this good again
the only thing i'll ever ask of you
you've got to promise not to stop when I say when

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qd8yTOP9glk

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Chinatown posted:

i was in vegas for work the last 3 days did anything happen while i was gone and not paying attention to the news whatsoever?


thanks in advance

trump

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Squizzle is also writing a mighty treatise on religion and has devoted himself in his twilight years to the study of the holy book.

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

*takes shirt off*
so who can drive to les haus

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


Quotey posted:





HEY FOLKS, DELETING THE gently caress OUT OF MY TWEET RIGHT NOW JESUS CHRIST NOTHANKS

So unemployment gets four spots, also ISIS won and now we home-grow terror.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
May e I'll just replay kotor2 as a queer doctor with an alcohol fetish

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


Reality Pisser posted:

May e I'll just replay kotor2 as a queer doctor with an alcohol fetish

I always do self inserts too

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





cumshitter posted:

told you guys I was great at picking up twinks

now let's get you neutered

I've put on 15ish pounds of mostly muscle, from my previously waifish frame; i may not still count as a twink :ohdear:

ignoring that i never self identified thusly

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Schnorkles posted:

Chief Squizzle's first wife died and his son, Drygoods, is turning into a real fuckin piece of work

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





weird, im an alcohol doctor with a queer fetish

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Quotey posted:





HEY FOLKS, DELETING THE gently caress OUT OF MY TWEET RIGHT NOW JESUS CHRIST NOTHANKS

coward
https://twitter.com/SpiderHyphenMan/status/1038255146420133888

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.
Jim Carrey is on Maher and his brain is completely broken


what was his username again?

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Epic High Five posted:

exactly

cardio

kills

cant you bike or swim so you dont gently caress up your body as much? im sympathetic to mysteriousstranger's take, because the only type of exercise that uve been able to keep up consistsently and that helped with my sad brains was running

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

juche avocado posted:

I've put on 15ish pounds of mostly muscle, from my previously waifish frame; i may not still count as a twink :ohdear:

ignoring that i never self identified thusly

twunks are the hottest guys imo

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Excellently american when you can cancel a contract and make people pay you back th money you gave em

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

old.flv posted:

Jim Carrey is on Maher and his brain is completely broken


what was his username again?

yeah he went kinda insane

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
also bill maher should die or at least lose his show

its very bad

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Schnorkles posted:

Squizzle is also writing a mighty treatise on religion and has devoted himself in his twilight years to the study of the holy book.

loly poo poo

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
last call we doin this in like 5 minutes

a helpful bear posted:

In honor of our incredibly dumb week and incredibly dumb president...


NCTV DOUBLE FEATURE Tonight: Mortal Kombat (1995) followed by Mortal Kombat: Annihilation AT ~10:45PM EST / 7:45PM PST



Mortal Kombat - Three unknowing martial artists are summoned to a mysterious island to compete in a tournament whose outcome will decide the fate of the world.

Thanks, Brad!

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation - A group of martial arts warriors have only six days to save the Earth from an extra-dimensional invasion.

Thanks, Michael!

JOIN US

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

old.flv posted:

Jim Carrey is on Maher and his brain is completely broken


what was his username again?

baloogan

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Schnorkles posted:

I'm playing in Charlemagne era Ireland and your name is "Drygoods mac Squizzle" lmao

have i made a compact with the tuatha de danan yet? how many banshees are in my army??

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

post the map schnorkles

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

smokechat made me want one so I went and had my third of the day that I said I wouldnt have and now I feel like im dying, god bless

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Sir Tonk posted:

also bill maher should die or at least lose his show

its very bad

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.
Jim Carrey is now talking about ignoring an ex-gf from a while ago which seems like a bad anecdote to recall considering his history

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

GrimGypsy posted:

smokechat made me want one so I went and had my third of the day that I said I wouldnt have and now I feel like im dying, god bless

take up another vice

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

old.flv posted:

Jim Carrey is now talking about ignoring an ex-gf from a while ago which seems like a bad anecdote to recall considering his history

is there a reason you subject yourself to maher

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Dec 2, 2001
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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




old.flv posted:

Jim Carrey is now talking about ignoring an ex-gf from a while ago which seems like a bad anecdote to recall considering his history

vaxx the thoughts away james

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old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.

a helpful bear posted:

is there a reason you subject yourself to maher

I don't like Maher yet I find it entertaining for some reason


my brain is also broken fyi

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