That DICK! posted:when i was 17 my girlfriend was an elf I met on WOW who told me she had brain cancer and was dying and i cried throughout my high school graduation I miss that poo poo I lived in basically EverQuest from 9th thru 10th grade and have stronger memories of it than of a lot of my hometown bc I moved for the last 2yrs of HS
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i just want the midterms over with because no matter what happens there won't be any more anticipation and we can just watch the fallout of the results
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 05:18 |
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I used to think bonghitz was a bot, now I think bonghitz catches up on 200 pages of the thread in a single sitting while pressing “open in new tab” on anything they like and want to quote, and then upon finishing catching up resolves all those newly opened tabs in a row, mostly by means of empty quoting
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 05:18 |
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BONGHITZ posted:trumop lmao ur readin every page
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 05:18 |
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lmao i was just gonna let that die after nobody noticed it.
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 05:19 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:*reads this* i also want to know this
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 05:19 |
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bong hitz 4 trump
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 05:19 |
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twoday posted:I used to think bonghitz was a bot, now I think bonghitz catches up on 200 pages of the thread in a single sitting while pressing “open in new tab” on anything they like and want to quote, and then upon finishing catching up resolves all those newly opened tabs in a row, mostly by means of empty quoting yeh i tried to do that for a couple months last year
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 05:19 |
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or maybe it just wasnt that funny of a gif who knows truamp
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 05:20 |
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BraveUlysses posted:is there any context or lack of context when this cartoon doesnt suck rear end fug u ill fight u. it was almost a tv show!
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 05:20 |
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tacodaemon posted:here's an old joke from like the 1940s (I found it in a joke book from the 1940s) my ideal job would be comedy historian because ive done standup and frankly the way i express myself isnt suited for it in my sophomore year of college when i was pursuing my english degree i was cracking books in the campus library when i found a scholarly article from the 30's that mentioned Molly jokes from the 1890's molly was a term for irish maid, becuase they were the cheap immigrant labor of the time and it was dumb poo poo that made lol hard af becuase im of irish descent and it was like Q: Why do Molly's climb down the stairs backwards every morning? A: Because they're used to descending from a barn loft when they get out of bed! so many terrible prejudiced jokes lost to time. we will never understand past racism and ethnicism if we dont preserve them, like tears in rain trying to salt a potato
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 05:20 |
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punchymcpunch posted:yeh i tried to do that for a couple months last year punchy did you like the joke about the sad construction worker
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 05:20 |
twoday posted:I used to think bonghitz was a bot, now I think bonghitz catches up on 200 pages of the thread in a single sitting while pressing “open in new tab” on anything they like and want to quote, and then upon finishing catching up resolves all those newly opened tabs in a row, mostly by means of empty quoting That's how I do it at work
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 05:20 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:*reads this* salmonella or rabies from bein a freegan
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 05:20 |
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tacodaemon posted:punchy did you like the joke about the sad construction worker hows that joke go, taco
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 05:21 |
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https://mobile.twitter.com/JacobAWohl/status/1038252227993845760
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 05:21 |
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shovelbum posted:I miss that poo poo I probably have better memories of Azeroth than I do of high school, though I'm not sure if that says more about me or high school
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 05:21 |
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punchymcpunch posted:hows that joke go, taco That's not an I beam, that's my wife!
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 05:22 |
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Schnorkles posted:gonna throw out there that a person in the young professional network i'm a part of outright said "hey you and your wife should be swingers" and gave me a look and it was p. awkward. fuckin BORKED
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 05:22 |
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punchymcpunch posted:salmonella or rabies from bein a freegan a coworker once told me about a freegan who worked there for a short time in the dish pit and there was like a mushroom that had fallen on the floor and was sitting on top of the drain and this absolute fucker picked it up and ate it and apparently got one of the most displeased looks on his face that this dude had ever seen anyways i don't undertstand freegans
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 05:22 |
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ShriekingMarxist posted:
i love these guys
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 05:22 |
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cumshitter posted:my ideal job would be comedy historian because ive done standup and frankly the way i express myself isnt suited for it sounds like you need to enjoy yourself some mickface https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeoTdAHIV7M
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 05:22 |
Schnorkles posted:gonna throw out there that a person in the young professional network i'm a part of outright said "hey you and your wife should be swingers" and gave me a look and it was p. awkward. Were they at least young, also glad to know ur as sexy as we thought
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 05:23 |
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lol
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 05:23 |
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pokemon go to the bowls
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 05:23 |
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punchymcpunch posted:hows that joke go, taco i posted it here https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3867443&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=750#post487752060
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 05:23 |
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Reality Pisser posted:I made my dad take me to mortal kombat in the theaters, ama are you gay now? just curious, i made my dad take me to the willard remake
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 05:23 |
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tacodaemon posted:punchy did you like the joke about the sad construction worker “but sir,” he said, “this is Pagliacci Construction!”
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 05:23 |
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juche avocado posted:nasim........
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 05:24 |
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Johnny Joestar posted:a coworker once told me about a freegan who worked there for a short time in the dish pit and there was like a mushroom that had fallen on the floor and was sitting on top of the drain and this absolute fucker picked it up and ate it and apparently got one of the most displeased looks on his face that this dude had ever seen its one of the most ethical ways of livin also disgusting
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 05:24 |
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Johnny Joestar posted:a coworker once told me about a freegan who worked there for a short time in the dish pit and there was like a mushroom that had fallen on the floor and was sitting on top of the drain and this absolute fucker picked it up and ate it and apparently got one of the most displeased looks on his face that this dude had ever seen
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 05:24 |
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 05:24 |
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https://twitter.com/dandrezner/status/1038236354109472768?s=21 Lol
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Nae! posted:I probably have better memories of Azeroth than I do of high school, though I'm not sure if that says more about me or high school You know they say you can't go home again, and when the home you can't return to is an escapist fantasy, you can never go home to that, and so we're here, screaming into the void
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 05:24 |
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Schnorkles posted:gonna throw out there that a person in the young professional network i'm a part of outright said "hey you and your wife should be swingers" and gave me a look and it was p. awkward. did you tell him that 80+ people ride you between states multiple times per day? Nae! posted:sounds like you need to enjoy yourself some mickface you ever seen a horse eat an apple? thats how i eat a potato
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 05:24 |
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Eat This Glob posted:is loomer the one with the jewish boobs? is the rest of her jewish as well? white sauce posted:Just her tits. The rest of her is 100% Nazi bless this mess
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 05:25 |
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my best wow memory is running a garbage goon guild and spending an entire sunday diffusing drama because i was an idiot 18 year old
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 05:25 |
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I am making pasta and u are NOT invited, libs
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