PYF photos that look NWS but aren't (don't read thread at work anyway)

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Ineffiable: Feb 16, 2008; Some say that his politics are terrifying, and that he once punched a horse to the ground...

You're not supposed to use it when it's soft.

# ? Sep 3, 2018 00:36

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Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

# ? Sep 3, 2018 02:40

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

Milo and POTUS posted:

That's a huge bone.

# ? Sep 3, 2018 02:42

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Ineffiable posted:

You're not supposed to use it when it's soft.

If it was hard it would probably kill you

# ? Sep 3, 2018 02:45

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Say Nothing posted:

What do I get for a high test() score?

# ? Sep 3, 2018 03:12

Lady Disdain: Jan 14, 2013; are you yet living?

Milo and POTUS posted:

That looks like a really awesome but totally impractical video game weapon.

# ? Sep 3, 2018 09:29

Rondette: Nov 4, 2009; Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.; Grimey Drawer

More tea vicar?

# ? Sep 3, 2018 14:20

Panty Saluter: Jan 17, 2004; Making learning fun!

Rondette posted:

More tea vicar?

Care for some spotted dick?

# ? Sep 3, 2018 14:30

omnibobb: Dec 3, 2005; Title text'd

Panty Saluter posted:

Care for some spotted dick?

Please see your doctor

# ? Sep 3, 2018 15:15

Lurking Haro: Oct 27, 2009

Rondette posted:

More tea vicar?

What lovely plums.

# ? Sep 3, 2018 15:27

EdwardSwifferhands: Apr 27, 2008; I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.

You Are A Elf posted:

Ladies and gentlemen, you are now entering a rotating black hole.

Mandatory "this might be a stretch"

# ? Sep 4, 2018 07:25

canis minor: May 4, 2011

Milo and POTUS posted:

That looks like Bugs Bunny

# ? Sep 4, 2018 23:53

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Sep 5, 2018 02:35

Phanatic: Mar 13, 2007; Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Say Nothing posted:

The coming of the Lord is going to really be something.

# ? Sep 5, 2018 02:49

puppets freak me out: Dec 18, 2015

Phanatic posted:

The coming of the Lord is going to really be something.

Gotta watch out for the refractory period though, His second coming still hasn't happened.

# ? Sep 5, 2018 03:26

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Phanatic posted:

The coming of the Lord is going to really be something.

Mine eyes hath seen it and it's glorious

# ? Sep 5, 2018 03:28

KozmoNaut: Apr 23, 2008; Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle

Say Nothing posted:

Well, he was forced to abdickate as the king of the jews, so

KozmoNaut has a new favorite as of 06:28 on Sep 5, 2018

# ? Sep 5, 2018 06:25

Zopotantor: Feb 24, 2013; ...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Zil posted:

Mandatory "No ring" post.

It's called an accretion disk. :colbert:

Wikipedia posted:

The opposite of an accretion disk is an excretion disk [...]

Zopotantor has a new favorite as of 17:32 on Sep 5, 2018

# ? Sep 5, 2018 17:29

Dagen H: Mar 19, 2009; Hogertrafikomlaggningen

puppets freak me out posted:

Gotta watch out for the refractory period though, His second coming still hasn't happened.

# ? Sep 5, 2018 17:30

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

Zopotantor posted:

It's called an accretion disk.

e:

Well done. :golfclap:

# ? Sep 6, 2018 00:47

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

# ? Sep 6, 2018 05:10

voiceless anal fricative: May 6, 2007

# ? Sep 6, 2018 05:15

im pooping!: Nov 17, 2006

bike tory posted:

# ? Sep 6, 2018 05:23

Astrofig: Oct 26, 2009

Say Nothing posted:

Those nuns are in for a real treat!

# ? Sep 6, 2018 11:14

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Sep 7, 2018 01:24

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

bike tory posted:

Oh my god... :stonklol:

# ? Sep 7, 2018 01:27

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

bike tory posted:

This is taking the brown eye joke too far.

# ? Sep 7, 2018 01:33

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

This reminds me that the internet recently invented the term "count the spokes" and that's just the filthiest thing and I'm no school marm.

# ? Sep 7, 2018 06:08

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

This reminds me that the internet recently invented the term "count the spokes" and that's just the filthiest thing and I'm no school marm.

There's even an app for that :nws:

http://www.sapim.be/spoke-calculator :nws:

# ? Sep 7, 2018 06:13

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

This reminds me that the internet recently invented the term "count the spokes" and that's just the filthiest thing and I'm no school marm.

Congratulations. You just became a spokesperson. For this.

# ? Sep 7, 2018 06:25

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Anything's a dildo if you're br... er, nevermind.

# ? Sep 8, 2018 01:25

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

Say Nothing posted:

Anything's a dildo if you're br... er, nevermind.

# ? Sep 8, 2018 02:41

Panty Saluter: Jan 17, 2004; Making learning fun!

Say Nothing posted:

Anything's a dildo if you're br... er, nevermind.

cocktus

# ? Sep 8, 2018 03:17

Pneub: Mar 12, 2007; I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

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Say Nothing posted:

Anything's a dildo if you're br... er, nevermind.

A prickly pair

# ? Sep 8, 2018 06:32

Greblin: Mar 12, 2008

Say Nothing posted:

Anything's a dildo if you're br... er, nevermind.

Cactus Dick

# ? Sep 8, 2018 06:54

Lurking Haro: Oct 27, 2009

Say Nothing posted:

Anything's a dildo if you're br... er, nevermind.

What it feels like a week after you shaved your balls.

# ? Sep 8, 2018 09:10

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

There's even an app for that http://www.sapim.be/spoke-calculator

Shameless

quote:

Founded in 1918 by Mr. Herman Schoonhoven, Sapim has been producing spokes and nipples of the highest quality for over 90 years. From the beginning, maintaining a close relationship with customers has always been of the greatest importance for Sapim. By listening to the needs and wishes of our customers, whether professional or amateur, Sapim makes sure that its products are tailored to meet their requirements.

# ? Sep 8, 2018 11:37

voiceless anal fricative: May 6, 2007

This one doesn't look NWS per se

# ? Sep 8, 2018 14:15

Phthisis: Apr 16, 2007; "Maybe some dolphins have sex for pleasure."

bike tory posted:

This one doesn't look NWS per se

stupid sexy brady

# ? Sep 8, 2018 17:36

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Tom Booty

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