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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

zedprime posted:

I like my steak well done with a nice sugar crust so it browns easier.

I only do this when I've got plenty of ketchup to slather on!

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HenryEx
Mar 25, 2009

...your cybernetic implants, the only beauty in that meat you call "a body"...
Grimey Drawer
The only toothpaste i ever use is the one i get for free from my dentist

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Chicago dogs are mostly amazing, but I don't like raw onions or sweet relish

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Well done steak is perfectly fine.

PCOS Bill rereg found

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
^^lol

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Well done steak is perfectly fine.

Hel
Oct 9, 2012

Jokatgulm is tedium.
Jokatgulm is pain.
Jokatgulm is suffering.

Since we are making GBS threads on Americans, what's the deal with top sheets? Are they the results of some kind of cloth rationing or detergent lobbying or something? Why haven't you joined the civilized world in using duvet covers?

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Hel posted:

Since we are making GBS threads on Americans, what's the deal with top sheets? Are they the results of some kind of cloth rationing or detergent lobbying or something? Why haven't you joined the civilized world in using duvet covers?

Google tells me we call those comforters and it goes:

Top sheet > blanket > comforter

Edit: wait a duvet cover is a bag you out the comforter in so it doesn't get dirty? Which is literally the point of a top sheet only I don't have to put a blanket in a bag every week for washing

Hel
Oct 9, 2012

Jokatgulm is tedium.
Jokatgulm is pain.
Jokatgulm is suffering.

Len posted:

Google tells me we call those comforters and it goes:

Top sheet > blanket > comforter

Edit: wait a duvet cover is a bag you out the comforter in so it doesn't get dirty? Which is literally the point of a top sheet only I don't have to put a blanket in a bag every week for washing

Yes ,a duvet cover is a bag that protects your comforter/duvet from dirt and grime from all directions and unless you want it to it doesn't come off ,so even if you toss and turn at night there is no chance of the duvet getting dirty. And you probably spend more time folding your top sheet correctly every night than it takes to change the cover once a week. Or are you implying that top sheets don't need to be washed? Because that's just gross.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Hel posted:

Yes ,a duvet cover is a bag that protects your comforter/duvet from dirt and grime from all directions and unless you want it to it doesn't come off ,so even if you toss and turn at night there is no chance of the duvet getting dirty. And you probably spend more time folding your top sheet correctly every night than it takes to change the cover once a week. Or are you implying that top sheets don't need to be washed? Because that's just gross.

I'm confused at the thought of making the bed and properly putting a blanket over it since within 5 minutes I'm going to be wrapped in the thing.

Hell I share a queen size bed and we both have our own blankets on it. Mine is literally just the top sheet because I am always entirely too hot at night while she has no joke 4 blankets all year round.

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




Top sheets own when you're too hot for the duvet/comforter but need a stab-proof from nightmare creatures layer.

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Well done steak is perfectly fine.

RIP if you can't brown a steak all the way through without drying it out.

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

13Pandora13 posted:

Top sheets own when you're too hot for the duvet/comforter but need a stab-proof from nightmare creatures layer.

This is exactly my thoughts on the matter

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Schubalts posted:

RIP if you can't brown a steak all the way through without drying it out.

That’s easy.

You microwave it.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Just cook the steak to medium rare and then take it with your hands and squeeze hard until all the blood comes out.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Platystemon posted:

That’s easy.

You microwave it.

If you sous-vide it long enough you can turn it to soup without it ever getting above 132F, so it can be rare and well-done at the same time.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
America is a big place and our climate isn't icicles year round

Top sheets are very comfortable all on their own


Do you never just wear a t shirt? Just wear a sweater all year round? Does your sweater wear a bag or do you just wear a t-shirt under it?

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal

HenryEx posted:

The only toothpaste i ever use is the one i get for free from my dentist

I guess my dentist's a cheap-rear end, he only gives me those sample/travel size tubes and they don't even last a couple weeks.

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

Wifi Toilet posted:

I guess my dentist's a cheap-rear end, he only gives me those sample/travel size tubes and they don't even last a couple weeks.


Then that's all you need until the next time you see them.

mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH
I got nothing here. The derail has gotten to the point where it cannot be brought back on track. As such, I'm going to go way out in left field and bring up the following.

Americans put radium in their toothpaste bread! Every time I visit America, I get a loaf of hummus from the gas station store-o-rama and it always comes assault rifles. The worst thing, is that the fat corn-syrup babies are only served in avoirdupois when, as any good Christian/Atheist knows, they should be served in hard fighting, hard farting, American flags everywhere, and people are always nice and the grocery store and taxes aren't included in the total and America is a big country but not as big as other continents and their coffee is terrible and something something something dark side of the force.

Anyway, real bad marketing: Wix

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Q4737kSSzA

When I looked this up, the pre-load ad was an ad for Wix. On an ad for Wix. Which is a lovely service that lets you make a website that looks like every other website in the world.

ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE


mostlygray posted:

I got nothing here. The derail has gotten to the point where it cannot be brought back on track. As such, I'm going to go way out in left field and bring up the following.

Americans put radium in their toothpaste bread! Every time I visit America, I get a loaf of hummus from the gas station store-o-rama and it always comes assault rifles. The worst thing, is that the fat corn-syrup babies are only served in avoirdupois when, as any good Christian/Atheist knows, they should be served in hard fighting, hard farting, American flags everywhere, and people are always nice and the grocery store and taxes aren't included in the total and America is a big country but not as big as other continents and their coffee is terrible and something something something dark side of the force.

Anyway, real bad marketing: Wix

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Q4737kSSzA

When I looked this up, the pre-load ad was an ad for Wix. On an ad for Wix. Which is a lovely service that lets you make a website that looks like every other website in the world.

This video on Wix has been brought to you today by SquareSpace.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

ExplodingSims posted:

This video on Wix has been brought to you today by SquareSpace.

SquareSpace is not a lawfirm.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


I've always used both a top sheet and a doona cover.

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

I sleep on the floor with a burlap sack for a blanket.

ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE


Vincent Van Goatse posted:

SquareSpace is not a lawfirm.

I'm not sure what I'm missing here?

But it was a joke about how they're both website sites that advertise on Youtube.

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)
MMmmM I do love me some squarespace

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

ExplodingSims posted:

I'm not sure what I'm missing here?

But it was a joke about how they're both website sites that advertise on Youtube.

It's a joke about podcast advertisers from The F Plus. They just substituted the name SquareSpace for LegalZoom.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Roobanguy posted:

where do you have to live where you think american toothpaste tastes like candy? it's mint. unless for some reason you are sampling toothpaste made for literal toddlers, it doesn't taste like loving anything but mint.

Mint can be candy.

I switched to a toothpaste called Squigle which tastes pretty mild compared to popular brands. Whenever I have to use my wife’s Crest it tastes like icing. Mint icing, but still icing.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

It's a joke about podcast advertisers from The F Plus. They just substituted the name SquareSpace for LegalZoom.

Know where to buy nutritious snacks? SquareSpace doesn't.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Mail... kimp?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Alaois posted:

Know where to buy nutritious snacks? SquareSpace doesn't.

SquareSpace is the Warby Parker of Leesa Mattresses.

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

SquareSpace is the Warby Parker of Leesa Mattresses.

And it doesn't wear MeUndies.

Pyroclastic
Jan 4, 2010

Otana posted:

And it doesn't wear MeUndies.

But is Hims right for them?

It pains me when poo poo I watch is hawking crap like hair-loss drugs and boner pills. At least I haven't seen any nootropic advertising in a while.

Edit--Oh, gently caress me, my demo is aging, and it won't be long until Funhaus' sponsors are adult diapers and reverse mortgages.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Invest in Gold Today!

Queen Combat
Dec 29, 2017

Lipstick Apathy
I get all my snacks from Nature Box to munch on between meals that I cooked myself with Blue Apron. I sleep on a Casper mattress with Boll & Branch sheets, have a living will from LegalZoom, wear MeUndies exclusively, and listen to my free monthly audiobook from Audible to fall asleep. When I wake up, I blog about my dreams (and investments with Betterment) on a website designed with SquareSpace, but powered by WordPress. I shave using alternating razors from Harry's and DollarShaveClub.

slingshot effect
Sep 28, 2009

the wonderful wizard of welp

Queen Combat posted:

I get all my snacks from Nature Box to munch on between meals that I cooked myself with Blue Apron. I sleep on a Casper mattress with Boll & Branch sheets, have a living will from LegalZoom, wear MeUndies exclusively, and listen to my free monthly audiobook from Audible to fall asleep. When I wake up, I blog about my dreams (and investments with Betterment) on a website designed with SquareSpace, but powered by WordPress. I shave using alternating razors from Harry's and DollarShaveClub.

Mr McElroy this is a McDonald's drive-through.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Queen Combat posted:

I get all my snacks from Nature Box to munch on between meals that I cooked myself with Blue Apron. I sleep on a Casper mattress with Boll & Branch sheets, have a living will from LegalZoom, wear MeUndies exclusively, and listen to my free monthly audiobook from Audible to fall asleep. When I wake up, I blog about my dreams (and investments with Betterment) on a website designed with SquareSpace, but powered by WordPress. I shave using alternating razors from Harry's and DollarShaveClub.

Don't forget to surf the web with Nord VPN.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

The MSJ posted:

Don't forget to surf the web with Extreme Restraints.

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

Mu Zeta posted:

Just cook the steak to medium rare and then take it with your hands and squeeze hard until all the blood comes out.

Meatcerio


I want to say I have a couple NatGeos sitting around from the very early 70s that have similar ads for sugar aimed at younger adult women. So why in the world did sugar need advertising? And why are we more willing to dunk on the stereotype of the fat, uncultured American 50 years later than question the impact of this marketing?

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I mean, the unhealthy commercialised American diet had to get started somewhere.

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Panfilo posted:

Of course not, you hollow it out a bit and insert some sticks of butter in there first.

Sounds like someone needs to make themselves a Fool's Gold Loaf

quote:

The sandwich consists of a single warmed, hollowed-out loaf of bread filled with the contents of one jar of creamy peanut butter, one jar of grape jelly, and a pound of bacon.

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