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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Week 1 Early Games GDT: The Titans/Dolphins Delay Chat
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The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Tavon Young, NFL sack Leader.

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IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

 Perfect throw from Cousins to Diggs

https://streamable.com/dmdpt

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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Oh man what's the sack record on a QB for a single game

Peterman might get there

edit: it's 12

https://www.pro-football-reference.com/leaders/pass_sacked_single_game.htm

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Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
any team that plays in a dome isn't a real football team, hth

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
PI good call

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ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

MJBuddy posted:

Well that Brees TD was loving effortless.

Unfortunately the D is the goddamn strugglebus.

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Dr. Cuddles
Jul 18, 2010
 the bills offense is the wettest fart

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Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
This defense suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks.

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

L-Boned posted:

Every year I miss a fantasy draft I get stuck with Mike Evans.

This doesn't seem like the worst player in the world to get stuck with? But I haven't played fantasy or paid attention to it in forever.

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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Spring Break My Heart posted:

havent cast members from that died

Candice Bergen is like 90

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a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


 lol Murphy Brown getting rebooted

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Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

 Loving the young players on the Browns. Garret with the sack.

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
it has taken no time at all for the texans insistence on playing off coverage to drive me nuts

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Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

EugeneJ posted:

Oh man what's the sack record on a QB for a single game

Peterman might get there

edit: it's 12

https://www.pro-football-reference.com/leaders/pass_sacked_single_game.htm

I remember years ago the Ravens and pizza hut had this promotion where however many sacks the ravens got is how much peoplee got off a pizza at pizza hut the next day. Well there was no cap on it and one day the Ravenns got like 8 sacks or something and you couldn't get into a pizza hut cause everyone was going there.

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deedee megadoodoo
Sep 28, 2000
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.

Dr. Cuddles posted:

the bills offense is the wettest fart

Don’t forget their horrible defense!

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Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

 myles garrett baby

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Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

 why is it legal to give me some gillete commercial with a boston accent mother fucker

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rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
oh gently caress goodwin

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Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



 ANDY LUCK :toot:

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oldgoatmon
Jul 4, 2004

Ohhh Bitch, You Got Jacked Bitch
If murphy brown reboot isn't just the painter guy killing and eating the characters one by one I'm not interested

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Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000
616 DAYS SINCE ANDREW LUCK'S LAST TD PASS

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

 Luck2Ebron

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Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
They will get a first down here

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TBC
Jan 12, 2006

Glazers gonna Glaze
All Bucs receivers commit OPI.

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fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Andy Luck status = back

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




 Redzone for the rest of the day's looking really enticing right now.

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Despera
Jun 6, 2011
 Ah Ravens radio stalwart Jerry Sandusky

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tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
The Dolphins are unsabotaging themselves. This is a strange experience

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DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

 lol how you let someone's dad run 20 yards on 1st and 20?

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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
how you let a big ben run that far

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Athanatos posted:

616 DAYS SINCE ANDREW LUCK'S LAST TD PASS

the marvel number

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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
How loving bad is the Bengals D.

They are getting crushed.

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Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
Frank Gore refuses to retire until he's a HoF lock huh

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GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007

Quiet Feet posted:

Pat's get rid of Matt Patricia

Defense improves

:thunk:

I will never not hate that fat rapist waste of humanity

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Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Titans going to be last in the AFC South entirely because of their defense.

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 Watson's gonna learn to see free rushers like that and abort plays and that'll help

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The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Harlock posted:

myles garrett baby

Dude terrifies me. He has more potential than any other one player to turn the Browns around.

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MJBuddy
Sep 22, 2008

Now I do not know whether I was then a head coach dreaming I was a Saints fan, or whether I am now a Saints fan, dreaming I am a head coach.

TBC posted:

All Bucs receivers commit OPI.

I mean do what you gotta do, but maybe refs could flag one of them someday.

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tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
So apparently the Titans are real bad?

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oldgoatmon
Jul 4, 2004

Ohhh Bitch, You Got Jacked Bitch
is tannehill elite

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