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Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

A Fascist Germany, an expansionist authoritarian Japan, and a large Communist West Balkans nation! What will they think of next?:v:


Edit New update on previous page.

Ikasuhito fucked around with this message at 18:51 on Sep 9, 2018

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TheFlyingLlama
Jan 2, 2013

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and be a llama?



the socialists were a failure, only full communism can save us now

Talas
Aug 27, 2005

Um, I think this will be problematic.

puppets freak me out
Dec 18, 2015

TheFlyingLlama posted:

the socialists were a failure, only full communism can save us now

The only legitimate criticism of the Socialists is that they didn't go far enough.

Sultan Khuzaymah should have been deposed immediately.

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

At least we are burning through the name list at a quicker pace :v:

wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

Royalty is a continuous cutting motion


We could've been moderates. We could have built the Pyrenees bulwark we will wish for against the madness of Europe. We could have broken the Khedive, instead of letting him build this war chest. You all made your choices.

Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010


The socalists repeatly assassinated? What a surprise.

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

Hashim posted:

Sultan Utbah ibn Raed al-Zulfiqar had finally died, passing away after suffering a sudden stroke in the early hours of a bright April morning, whilst wintering in one of his Granada palaces. Utbah’s reign would come under heavy scrutiny in the following years, but historians would ultimately praise his tactful politick on the domestic and foreign fronts, with the Sultan of Al Andalus carefully - and successfully - navigating the Congress of Cádiz, the Springtime of Nations, the Iberian War, the birth of socialism, the Scramble for Africa and the Continental War. After almost sixty years of unbroken rule, Al Andalus emerges as the uncontested world superpower, with its reach stretching across the width of the globe.

With his death, however, all of that was about to change.



......

Sultan Khuzaymah, however, had plans of his own. Backed by his ardent supporters and dedicated police, Khuzaymah returned to Qadis on the first morning of 1900, fully recovered and determinedly ambitious (with a few bottles of laudanum weighing down his pockets, just in case). The string of political assassinations had proven that this “Reformed Socialism” was nothing but an unstable farce, and that despite the failed attempts of past viziers to reconcile them, Monarchism and Socialism were contradictory - and unless one prevailed, then the risk of Iberia fracturing was all too real.




wow, that was bloody and all but the roll of the dice hit us pretty hard on the sultan's personality too

anyway that was great, it all seems to make sense how it's unfolding. for better or for worse :fireman:

edit: also the moroccans have dreadnoughts. does this game model blockades (this assumes our entire land border is enemy-occupied i guess, and maybe smuggling would keep us alive)

oystertoadfish fucked around with this message at 19:08 on Sep 9, 2018

Sinner Sandwich
Oct 13, 2012

Ikasuhito posted:

A Fascist Germany, an expansionist authoritarian Japan, and a large Communist West Balkans nation! What will they think of next?:v:


Edit New update on previous page.

And Iberia is about to explode in a civil war between reactionary authoritarians and communists!

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

wiegieman posted:

We could've been moderates. We could have built the Pyrenees bulwark we will wish for against the madness of Europe. We could have broken the Khedive, instead of letting him build this war chest. You all made your choices.

The sultan is a reactionary, moderation wouldn't have been enough for him. The only real solution is to no longer leave the entire direction of the country dependent on the personality of a single man.

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

also russia has control of constantinople, the suez canal, and the bab al-mandab for good matter (although not the entire sea of marmara, i suppose, and maybe not socotra?). that's like peter the great's wet dream

edit: our civil war seems like a good opportunity for morocco to gently caress with us, are they still really reactionary?

oystertoadfish fucked around with this message at 19:16 on Sep 9, 2018

GSD
May 10, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
we're going to need the :thermidor:

puppets freak me out
Dec 18, 2015

At every turn, progress has been stymied by the crown wearing pig and his SGA lapdogs.

The only time progress could even be made for the people was when Khuzaymah was away in an opium addled stupor.

Death to the sultan. Glory to the people.

RabidWeasel
Aug 4, 2007

Cultures thrive on their myths and legends...and snuggles!
Al-Andalus for the people, death to the oppressors, starting with the Sultan :anarchists:

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

RabidWeasel posted:

Al-Andalus for the people, death to the oppressors, starting with the Sultan :anarchists:

Look, now this is what I was talking about people. The socialist don't show the Sultan any respect.What we need is the Sultan now to proclaim his power, bigly. Now, time to proclaim our power in Occitan, I know we can do it all ourselves this time, no repercussions. Plus if the Dual Monarchies shrill queen tries to stop us. I know that the SGA could like assassinate her or something.

Crowsbeak fucked around with this message at 19:37 on Sep 9, 2018

Gantolandon
Aug 19, 2012

What a clusterfuck. Our alliances are obliterated, including the one that protected us from Morocco. The African colonies are given away to a power-hungry governor (not even a local one), who immediately not only uses it to profit himself, but also plans new conquests. We turn down every single offer that could give us prestige, including an opportunity to build the Suez Canal (which Russia promptly grabs). And then the Grand Vizier tries to peacefully overthrow the Sultan, only to fail miserably, cause a riot and get murdered for his troubles.

Andalusi Socialists are the worst.

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
I support our Sultan! Down with the Socialist dogs! Down with the Communist sympathizers! We must return to the Sultan's direct rule, as Heaven intended us to be ruled! :bahgawd:

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

GSD posted:

we're going to need the :thermidor:

Yes, to deal with the Socialists and Communists.

It shall be sweet irony to see them disposed off by the same tool of violence and oppression they glorify so much.

Rody One Half
Feb 18, 2011

Hell yeah THIS is party time Vicky.
Let's kill us a Sultan!

GunnerJ
Aug 1, 2005

Do you think this is funny?
Finally.

420 Gank Mid
Dec 26, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMHtgJ3edaU

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011


Honestly this is a better serb song from the civil war, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9-mYg5VDzQ. Though the lyrics are kind of ... you know.

420 Gank Mid
Dec 26, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!

Randarkman posted:

Honestly this is a better serb song
no

quote:

Though the lyrics are kind of ... you know.

yes

Lord Cyrahzax
Oct 11, 2012

An ibn Cyrah assassinated again! The tyrant who falsely calls himself our Grand Vizier is nothing but a murderer! May the Sultan give him his justice! :argh:

puppets freak me out
Dec 18, 2015

Lord Cyrahzax posted:

An ibn Cyrah assassinated again! The tyrant who falsely calls himself our Grand Vizier is nothing but a murderer! May the Sultan give him his justice! :argh:

Don't you think that too perfect an explanation? The SGA and the monarchists who hold their strings want nothing more than to see the Socialists and Moderates descend into infighting. They clearly orchestrated this assassination, along with the previous ones.

Snipee
Mar 27, 2010

Hashim posted:


:perfect:

Red John
Jul 12, 2018
The string of diplomatic decisions made by the socialists was utterly heartbreaking.

May the SGA save us from these backwards people’s, who would build railways instead of canals.

420 Gank Mid
Dec 26, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!

Moderate: *through sobs* You cant just say everything is nationalized...please...

Socialists: *points at train of dead viziers marching past in funeral procession* nationalized

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


puppets freak me out posted:

The only legitimate criticism of the Socialists is that they didn't go far enough.

Sultan Khuzaymah should have been deposed immediately.

:yeah:

Wrap it up reformailures, the combination of Al-Andalus' failures and the Serbs' success proves that change must be won with fire and blood, not bourgeois politicking!

If When the civil war inevitably starts next update, I do rather like the parallels with another timeline's industrialized egalitarian north vs. the reactionary underdeveloped south. Gonna have to find some way to combine The Battle Hymn of the Republic with A Las Barricadas.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy
Look the dual monarchy is taking advantage of us in trade and are repressing are good freinds in Occitan, we just got to put an end to that. All we need is a short victorious war people.

NewMars
Mar 10, 2013

Crowsbeak posted:

Look the dual monarchy is taking advantage of us in trade and are repressing are good freinds in Occitan, we just got to put an end to that. All we need is a short victorious war people.

Well, the SGA only has experience shooting unarmed politicians and they're rather closer...

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

Y'all hosed up

Mr.Fahrenheit
Dec 27, 2012
This is actually turning out pretty cool. I just hope we don't Balkanize AGAIN.

Rody One Half
Feb 18, 2011

Crazycryodude posted:

:yeah:

Wrap it up reformailures, the combination of Al-Andalus' failures and the Serbs' success proves that change must be won with fire and blood, not bourgeois politicking!

If When the civil war inevitably starts next update, I do rather like the parallels with another timeline's industrialized egalitarian north vs. the reactionary underdeveloped south. Gonna have to find some way to combine The Battle Hymn of the Republic with A Las Barricadas.

Counterpoint: our politicking, and my corpse, have excellently laid the road open for some good old fashioned head chopping. We've got solidarity rolling!

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Wow, the Socialists destroyed all of our alliances and in return all we got were some lousy schools. So much for a classless society :smug:

hashashash
Nov 2, 2016

Cure for cancer discovered!
Court physicians hate him!

oystertoadfish posted:

wow, that was bloody and all but the roll of the dice hit us pretty hard on the sultan's personality too

anyway that was great, it all seems to make sense how it's unfolding. for better or for worse :fireman:

edit: also the moroccans have dreadnoughts. does this game model blockades (this assumes our entire land border is enemy-occupied i guess, and maybe smuggling would keep us alive)

I actually got the liberal option first time around, but vicky is old and the game crashed so I had to wait for the event to fire again, and we ended up with a reactionary Khuzaymah!

oystertoadfish posted:

also russia has control of constantinople, the suez canal, and the bab al-mandab for good matter (although not the entire sea of marmara, i suppose, and maybe not socotra?). that's like peter the great's wet dream

edit: our civil war seems like a good opportunity for morocco to gently caress with us, are they still really reactionary?

They're an absolute monarchy again, but that doesn't mean they won't start meddling in Europe once their war with Benin ends.

GSD
May 10, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Hashim posted:

I actually got the liberal option first time around, but vicky is old and the game crashed so I had to wait for the event to fire again, and we ended up with a reactionary Khuzaymah!


They're an absolute monarchy again, but that doesn't mean they won't start meddling in Europe once their war with Benin ends.

vicky is conspiring against us! :argh:

I bet the SGA crashed it.

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

Wait.


How did Liberia end up in this timeline?

hashashash
Nov 2, 2016

Cure for cancer discovered!
Court physicians hate him!

Mr.Fahrenheit posted:

This is actually turning out pretty cool. I just hope we don't Balkanize AGAIN.

Nah that won't be happening again. Worst case scenario is the country splits in two and we have to fight a civil war, but that would require things to get a lot worse than they are now, so it would be years away anyways. A bunch of coups and counter-coups are more likely at this point.

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habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
This sultan has got to go. As does the SGA. It's a pity that the Socialists are a bunch of milquetoast motherfuckers.

I'm throwing in my vote with the radical liberals, the only non-feckless, non-monarchist yet still democratic party out there.

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